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    Posted: Apr. 17, 2025 - 11:57 AM ET #51

    He might be Don Kings son...an_speechless

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    He might be Don Kings son...an_speechless

     
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    Posted: Apr. 17, 2025 - 12:31 PM ET #52

    If he would have gotten to 20 points last night he would have made me a cool 567 bucks .

    he missed 2 three pointers in garbage time an_speak

    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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    If he would have gotten to 20 points last night he would have made me a cool 567 bucks .

    he missed 2 three pointers in garbage time an_speak

     
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    Posted: Apr. 17, 2025 - 12:34 PM ET #53

    The whole scenario was anxiety inducing and hair raising to say the least an_speak

    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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    The whole scenario was anxiety inducing and hair raising to say the least an_speak

     
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    Posted: Apr. 18, 2025 - 6:21 AM ET #54

    Let’s keep hitting wins cool 

    Today Heat ML…. Bam will be a part of shutting Trey and his new found Afroan_speechless down.   And well we got my man Coach Spo and his perfect teeth and tan and former Miami Heat cheerleader wife….. what could go wrong?? 

     

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    Let’s keep hitting wins cool 

    Today Heat ML…. Bam will be a part of shutting Trey and his new found Afroan_speechless down.   And well we got my man Coach Spo and his perfect teeth and tan and former Miami Heat cheerleader wife….. what could go wrong?? 

     

     
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    Posted: Apr. 18, 2025 - 9:08 AM ET #55

    Gimme the Blues to pull the 1st round upset peace_5  

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    Gimme the Blues to pull the 1st round upset peace_5  

     
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    Posted: Apr. 18, 2025 - 10:15 PM ET #56

    Quote Originally Posted by JJWoods:

    Let’s keep hitting wins   Today Heat ML…. Bam will be a part of shutting Trey and his new found Afro down.   And well we got my man Coach Spo and his perfect teeth and tan and former Miami Heat cheerleader wife….. what could go wrong??

    Had them too.....up 17  almost blew it....an_nailbiter

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJWoods:

    Let’s keep hitting wins   Today Heat ML…. Bam will be a part of shutting Trey and his new found Afro down.   And well we got my man Coach Spo and his perfect teeth and tan and former Miami Heat cheerleader wife….. what could go wrong??

    Had them too.....up 17  almost blew it....an_nailbiter

     
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    Posted: Apr. 19, 2025 - 3:31 AM ET #57

    Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

    Quote Originally Posted by JJWoods: Let’s keep hitting wins   Today Heat ML…. Bam will be a part of shutting Trey and his new found Afro down.   And well we got my man Coach Spo and his perfect teeth and tan and former Miami Heat cheerleader wife….. what could go wrong?? Had them too.....up 17  almost blew it....

    man that Bam can play ball! Coach Spo, let’s go!  Herro might be on the “First Team All American Born Caucasian Team….” 

    Gl tomorrow Big Red an_cheers 

    I still think Trey is using hair extensions….. cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

    Quote Originally Posted by JJWoods: Let’s keep hitting wins   Today Heat ML…. Bam will be a part of shutting Trey and his new found Afro down.   And well we got my man Coach Spo and his perfect teeth and tan and former Miami Heat cheerleader wife….. what could go wrong?? Had them too.....up 17  almost blew it....

    man that Bam can play ball! Coach Spo, let’s go!  Herro might be on the “First Team All American Born Caucasian Team….” 

    Gl tomorrow Big Red an_cheers 

    I still think Trey is using hair extensions….. cool

     
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    Posted: Apr. 19, 2025 - 3:33 AM ET #58

    Blues win in 6 +650

    Blues win in 7 +600

    i hit both….presidents trophy curse is the real deal.  If Jets win this series, I will pound the winner of Dallas/Colorado… 

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    Blues win in 6 +650

    Blues win in 7 +600

    i hit both….presidents trophy curse is the real deal.  If Jets win this series, I will pound the winner of Dallas/Colorado… 

     
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    Posted: Apr. 19, 2025 - 4:56 AM ET #59

    Hate to be captain obvious average Joe here…. 

    But I got down pretty heavy on Celtics to repeat… +200.  Just simply check a lot of the boxes for me….i don’t see a challenge until Cavs if they make it.  Knicks can hassle, but no way.  Feeling confident in the East. 

    Coaching, Experience, a system that’s tough to beat, numerous role players in case some are cold.  Jalen Brown is of course niccce and I think Tatum has a bit of a chip on his shoulder. Porzingis and Horford “big balls” length and 3pt ability will be a problem.  If that ain’t enough you get Derek White who seems to never make a mistake. Pritchard and Hauser fill in nicely..and the guy who I think is the true X factor for these guys and we saw it last year Jrue Holliday. an_clap  

    Depth is always underrated in the playoffs and Celtics go as deep as OKC….i think matchups, squad, and intangibles Celtics are the team.  See ya at the cashier window penalty box cappers!! Both of you, Big Red and Spockgato. an_worshipan_2drinks

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    Hate to be captain obvious average Joe here…. 

    But I got down pretty heavy on Celtics to repeat… +200.  Just simply check a lot of the boxes for me….i don’t see a challenge until Cavs if they make it.  Knicks can hassle, but no way.  Feeling confident in the East. 

    Coaching, Experience, a system that’s tough to beat, numerous role players in case some are cold.  Jalen Brown is of course niccce and I think Tatum has a bit of a chip on his shoulder. Porzingis and Horford “big balls” length and 3pt ability will be a problem.  If that ain’t enough you get Derek White who seems to never make a mistake. Pritchard and Hauser fill in nicely..and the guy who I think is the true X factor for these guys and we saw it last year Jrue Holliday. an_clap  

    Depth is always underrated in the playoffs and Celtics go as deep as OKC….i think matchups, squad, and intangibles Celtics are the team.  See ya at the cashier window penalty box cappers!! Both of you, Big Red and Spockgato. an_worshipan_2drinks

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    Posted: Apr. 19, 2025 - 7:59 AM ET #60

    The Lippsman Split is up in the NHL Forum peace_5 

    May you rest easy brutha rip 

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    The Lippsman Split is up in the NHL Forum peace_5 

    May you rest easy brutha rip 

     
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    Posted: Apr. 19, 2025 - 9:05 AM ET #61

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     Well then Go Jokic in all props win hope the best player on the planet lites up that Zu dude for clips.  Harden’s beard must funk up the back of the plane…no way he in the front. Will be interesting to see if Leonard plays 5 of the 7 games.  Watch out for Air Gordon! A wild man and the only Nug that understands defense. In fact vegan boy Porter jr if he bent his knees could be defensive player of the series..hahaha 

    ill plan to watch this game 1 and pounce on a series line…. Whoever loses 

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     Well then Go Jokic in all props win hope the best player on the planet lites up that Zu dude for clips.  Harden’s beard must funk up the back of the plane…no way he in the front. Will be interesting to see if Leonard plays 5 of the 7 games.  Watch out for Air Gordon! A wild man and the only Nug that understands defense. In fact vegan boy Porter jr if he bent his knees could be defensive player of the series..hahaha 

    ill plan to watch this game 1 and pounce on a series line…. Whoever loses 

     
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    Posted: Apr. 19, 2025 - 12:18 PM ET #62

    I’ll be backing Brew Crew today an_2drinks-123 

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    I’ll be backing Brew Crew today an_2drinks-123 

     
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    Posted: Apr. 20, 2025 - 7:34 AM ET #63

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    Best of luck too big red and that spokgato dude! You guys are da hui! 

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    an_soccerheadVillarreal ML -135 an_soccerhead

    Best of luck too big red and that spokgato dude! You guys are da hui! 

     
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    Posted: Apr. 20, 2025 - 7:51 AM ET #64

    After handicapping 1000’s of dogs over the decades… The GSP (not the ufc dude) has become my favorite.  If you can find a cruiser (and ya they fuggin cruise all day) that’s mixed mutt. You will have the loyalist of friends that’s also independent.  Very trainable if started early and happiness like very few breeds.  They stand out at the dog park.  I’m also down with the Catahoula.. a Cajun breed and a smaller nice size with also ideal characteristics.  

    please have a few hours a day free to let these dudes cruise snd you won’t see a happier more thankful dog. 

    cheers happy Easter penalty box thumbs_up

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    After handicapping 1000’s of dogs over the decades… The GSP (not the ufc dude) has become my favorite.  If you can find a cruiser (and ya they fuggin cruise all day) that’s mixed mutt. You will have the loyalist of friends that’s also independent.  Very trainable if started early and happiness like very few breeds.  They stand out at the dog park.  I’m also down with the Catahoula.. a Cajun breed and a smaller nice size with also ideal characteristics.  

    please have a few hours a day free to let these dudes cruise snd you won’t see a happier more thankful dog. 

    cheers happy Easter penalty box thumbs_up

     
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    Posted: Apr. 20, 2025 - 2:42 PM ET #65

    The Houston Rockets are not getting enough respect!! “They’re too young with no experience”. Tell that to Van Vleet, Adams the human screen and bad boy Brooks! 

     

    Watchout for these guys I see too much Warriors love; Rockets win this Series it’s like winning the Finals for this team…

    Houston +165 series 

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    The Houston Rockets are not getting enough respect!! “They’re too young with no experience”. Tell that to Van Vleet, Adams the human screen and bad boy Brooks! 

     

    Watchout for these guys I see too much Warriors love; Rockets win this Series it’s like winning the Finals for this team…

    Houston +165 series 

     
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    Posted: Apr. 20, 2025 - 3:07 PM ET #66

    117 - 67 Thunder. Man the nba is stupid most of the time…what a bad product.

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    117 - 67 Thunder. Man the nba is stupid most of the time…what a bad product.

     
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    Posted: Apr. 20, 2025 - 7:45 PM ET #67

    Taking a shot here with the mighty Rockies game 2 to split with the mighty Nationals. +106

    GL 

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    Taking a shot here with the mighty Rockies game 2 to split with the mighty Nationals. +106

    GL 

     
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    Posted: Apr. 25, 2025 - 6:47 AM ET #68

    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    If he would have gotten to 20 points last night he would have made me a cool 567 bucks . he missed 2 three pointers in garbage time

    Spokgato! I’ll come visit you in the box soon…. Take care killer peace_5

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    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    If he would have gotten to 20 points last night he would have made me a cool 567 bucks . he missed 2 three pointers in garbage time

    Spokgato! I’ll come visit you in the box soon…. Take care killer peace_5

     
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    Posted: Apr. 25, 2025 - 8:53 AM ET #69

    Yo much appreciated man . Thanks .

    Isaiah Hartenstein not securing a 6th rebound cost me 1182 dollars last night . With 5 rebounds already gobbled up by the end of the third quarter , a small amount of extra blood jettisoned it’s way down into the tip of my mushroom cap , and i became quite excited at the prospect of accumulating wealth through gambling endeavors and what I like to describe as my wagering prowess that is initiated by my third eye pineal gland wowzer part . 

    but alas his limited usage ( only 21 minutes ? ) and sheer ineptitude at grabbing loose ball rebounds , where on multiple occasions he gifted Lugentz Dort or Jalen Williams the board , by letting them coast into his area and snatch up wayward bricks cost me a significant payday .

    he tryin’ to fuck their sisters or somethin’ ?

    but I guess in the end it’s peanuts . Both the money that I lost and what got me thrown back into cuffs here in the penalty box .

    Good luck and continued success on your NBA plays JJ .

    Jokic triple double moneybag

    kawhi a monster moneybag

    James Harden eats Fatburger moneybag

    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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    Yo much appreciated man . Thanks .

    Isaiah Hartenstein not securing a 6th rebound cost me 1182 dollars last night . With 5 rebounds already gobbled up by the end of the third quarter , a small amount of extra blood jettisoned it’s way down into the tip of my mushroom cap , and i became quite excited at the prospect of accumulating wealth through gambling endeavors and what I like to describe as my wagering prowess that is initiated by my third eye pineal gland wowzer part . 

    but alas his limited usage ( only 21 minutes ? ) and sheer ineptitude at grabbing loose ball rebounds , where on multiple occasions he gifted Lugentz Dort or Jalen Williams the board , by letting them coast into his area and snatch up wayward bricks cost me a significant payday .

    he tryin’ to fuck their sisters or somethin’ ?

    but I guess in the end it’s peanuts . Both the money that I lost and what got me thrown back into cuffs here in the penalty box .

    Good luck and continued success on your NBA plays JJ .

    Jokic triple double moneybag

    kawhi a monster moneybag

    James Harden eats Fatburger moneybag

     
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    I find myself loathing Isaiah Hartenstein today . Like I don’t want him to get hit by an 18 wheeler truck driven by a guy high on meth or anything , but I want something bad to happen to him . That won’t cause much strife though . Let me say that . Like premature ejaculation with a girl he’s really been working on , and putting that extra time in with , to where the allure of dating a rich pro basketball player is just not enough for her , because no matter what homegirl needs her sexual desires met . Yeah I’m petty like that . Call me Tom . Cuz I hope that was Isaiah’s last dance with MaryJane and his proclivity to chop that chocha is FreeFallin’ . Ya dig ?

    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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    I find myself loathing Isaiah Hartenstein today . Like I don’t want him to get hit by an 18 wheeler truck driven by a guy high on meth or anything , but I want something bad to happen to him . That won’t cause much strife though . Let me say that . Like premature ejaculation with a girl he’s really been working on , and putting that extra time in with , to where the allure of dating a rich pro basketball player is just not enough for her , because no matter what homegirl needs her sexual desires met . Yeah I’m petty like that . Call me Tom . Cuz I hope that was Isaiah’s last dance with MaryJane and his proclivity to chop that chocha is FreeFallin’ . Ya dig ?

     
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    I swear at like the 7 minute 32 mark of either the third or fourth quarter I saw Isaiah slither his toned and slinky physique near the baseline to gather in an offensive rebound but I keep on checking all the major boxscores from all the big sites and , to no avail , cuz CBS , FOX , ESPN , Yahoo and NBA.com still have that “ 5 “ under Hartenstein’s rebound heading there just taunting me . Laughing at me . Scrutinizing me . It’s a conspiracy I tell you . It wasn’t the guy with the bald head and the headband either cuz that dude is like 7 inches shorter and not nearly as well built or sculpted in his latissimus dorsi . 

    wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
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    I swear at like the 7 minute 32 mark of either the third or fourth quarter I saw Isaiah slither his toned and slinky physique near the baseline to gather in an offensive rebound but I keep on checking all the major boxscores from all the big sites and , to no avail , cuz CBS , FOX , ESPN , Yahoo and NBA.com still have that “ 5 “ under Hartenstein’s rebound heading there just taunting me . Laughing at me . Scrutinizing me . It’s a conspiracy I tell you . It wasn’t the guy with the bald head and the headband either cuz that dude is like 7 inches shorter and not nearly as well built or sculpted in his latissimus dorsi . 

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    Yo much appreciated man . Thanks . Isaiah Hartenstein not securing a 6th rebound cost me 1182 dollars last night . With 5 rebounds already gobbled up by the end of the third quarter , a small amount of extra blood jettisoned it’s way down into the tip of my mushroom cap , and i became quite excited at the prospect of accumulating wealth through gambling endeavors and what I like to describe as my wagering prowess that is initiated by my third eye pineal gland wowzer part .  but alas his limited usage ( only 21 minutes ? ) and sheer ineptitude at grabbing loose ball rebounds , where on multiple occasions he gifted Lugentz Dort or Jalen Williams the board , by letting them coast into his area and snatch up wayward bricks cost me a significant payday . he tryin’ to fuck their sisters or somethin’ ? but I guess in the end it’s peanuts . Both the money that I lost and what got me thrown back into cuffs here in the penalty box . Good luck and continued success on your NBA plays JJ . Jokic triple double  kawhi a monster  James Harden eats Fatburger

    all clippers all day in this one…. Stick a fork in the nuggets they never had a chance without a coach and a disgruntled Serbian captain. 

    I still think Wolves are a helluva team 

    Never told why I was banned and gave my best always to the forums
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    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato:

    Yo much appreciated man . Thanks . Isaiah Hartenstein not securing a 6th rebound cost me 1182 dollars last night . With 5 rebounds already gobbled up by the end of the third quarter , a small amount of extra blood jettisoned it’s way down into the tip of my mushroom cap , and i became quite excited at the prospect of accumulating wealth through gambling endeavors and what I like to describe as my wagering prowess that is initiated by my third eye pineal gland wowzer part .  but alas his limited usage ( only 21 minutes ? ) and sheer ineptitude at grabbing loose ball rebounds , where on multiple occasions he gifted Lugentz Dort or Jalen Williams the board , by letting them coast into his area and snatch up wayward bricks cost me a significant payday . he tryin’ to fuck their sisters or somethin’ ? but I guess in the end it’s peanuts . Both the money that I lost and what got me thrown back into cuffs here in the penalty box . Good luck and continued success on your NBA plays JJ . Jokic triple double  kawhi a monster  James Harden eats Fatburger

    all clippers all day in this one…. Stick a fork in the nuggets they never had a chance without a coach and a disgruntled Serbian captain. 

    I still think Wolves are a helluva team 

     
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    @spockgato

     Spock who ya like in the NBA Western Conference? 

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    @spockgato

     Spock who ya like in the NBA Western Conference? 

     
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by JJWoods:

    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato: Yo much appreciated man . Thanks . Isaiah Hartenstein not securing a 6th rebound cost me 1182 dollars last night . With 5 rebounds already gobbled up by the end of the third quarter , a small amount of extra blood jettisoned it’s way down into the tip of my mushroom cap , and i became quite excited at the prospect of accumulating wealth through gambling endeavors and what I like to describe as my wagering prowess that is initiated by my third eye pineal gland wowzer part .  but alas his limited usage ( only 21 minutes ? ) and sheer ineptitude at grabbing loose ball rebounds , where on multiple occasions he gifted Lugentz Dort or Jalen Williams the board , by letting them coast into his area and snatch up wayward bricks cost me a significant payday . he tryin’ to fuck their sisters or somethin’ ? but I guess in the end it’s peanuts . Both the money that I lost and what got me thrown back into cuffs here in the penalty box . Good luck and continued success on your NBA plays JJ . Jokic triple double  kawhi a monster  James Harden eats Fatburger all clippers all day in this one…. Stick a fork in the nuggets they never had a chance without a coach and a disgruntled Serbian captain.  I still think Wolves are a helluva team

    Gordon doesnt drop that in...

     

    Clippers run them out in OT....sad

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJWoods:

    Quote Originally Posted by spockgato: Yo much appreciated man . Thanks . Isaiah Hartenstein not securing a 6th rebound cost me 1182 dollars last night . With 5 rebounds already gobbled up by the end of the third quarter , a small amount of extra blood jettisoned it’s way down into the tip of my mushroom cap , and i became quite excited at the prospect of accumulating wealth through gambling endeavors and what I like to describe as my wagering prowess that is initiated by my third eye pineal gland wowzer part .  but alas his limited usage ( only 21 minutes ? ) and sheer ineptitude at grabbing loose ball rebounds , where on multiple occasions he gifted Lugentz Dort or Jalen Williams the board , by letting them coast into his area and snatch up wayward bricks cost me a significant payday . he tryin’ to fuck their sisters or somethin’ ? but I guess in the end it’s peanuts . Both the money that I lost and what got me thrown back into cuffs here in the penalty box . Good luck and continued success on your NBA plays JJ . Jokic triple double  kawhi a monster  James Harden eats Fatburger all clippers all day in this one…. Stick a fork in the nuggets they never had a chance without a coach and a disgruntled Serbian captain.  I still think Wolves are a helluva team

    Gordon doesnt drop that in...

     

    Clippers run them out in OT....sad

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