She definitely doesn't have Schroeder's genes. Or Lucy. I see Peppermint Patty all day.
If i'm out of town, and i'm in some shit kicker bar, and the pickings are slim, and we're having drinks and talking, and she's pretty much throwing it at me, it ain't like a man ain't gonna handle what he has to handle. The body is decent but that face ain't launching many ships.
Be an interesting plot twist married to Lucy gets drunk knocks up peppermint patty. Feels guilty shame goes on a bender and od on tour.. Leaving Patty and Aunt Lucy to raise her. ....
I’m deeply rooted in the school of thought that believes Charlie Brown didn’t succumb to the pressure and anxiety that comes with the fact that he never made contact with that football .
instead I like to imagine that he grew up with those incidents motivating him , and making him a stronger , more resilient person ,
one who never became overwhelmed by the thoughts of failure , or the negative feelings one gets when they are treated unfairly , with the bullying and the mind games being a catalyst to him gaining inner strength and confidence .
I also like to imagine that inner strength and confidence later on in his life blossomed into a beautiful and powerful display of self esteem that helped propel him forward into achieving many great and wonderful things …….
one of them being wooing an obviously drunk and pilled up Lucy at the bar ,
and complimenting her with his mad skillz of machismo and braggadocio that’s oh so captivating and appealing to them ignorant twat having humans ,
So much so , that after last call , Lucy’s legs were pinned so far behind her head in the backseat of his Ford F-150 extended cab sitting right there in the parking lot that you’d assume the bitch’s ethnicity was half pretzel ……… so yeah , fuck that salty bitch 
Charlie square ass is not tapping Lucy and getting some in the back of a F150 crew cab is a shit show. Even in a 7th or 8th gen. In a later model, good luck. Not impossible. Not fun either.
No I think Charlie went on to college dated the cute redhead lives in surbia with a dog cat Mrs and son and daughter , drives a Prius dines at apple bees on monthly basis with family and works in an office pushing papers for the boss ...
Has a basketball hoop in his driveway , and has taken up stamp collecting as a hobby....
@StumpTownStu
Let’s just say that Charlie was on that dust , plus he was fucked up from like 8 Miller Lites , and whatever pill it was that Linus gave to him when he bumped into that motherfucker in the bathroom …….
that’s a lot of substances flowing through a dude all at once .
Add in the adrenaline of finally getting a chance to bone that sluttt Lucy in the butt after all them years of fantasizing about it , and the spike that just being generally horny gives to a dude and ……..
yes ………
I believe Charlie could contort himself into a stretched out and awkward position for a few minutes of drunken and drugged out thrusting no matter how elevated his pain level or discomfort was ….
Motherfuckers have climbed mountains with less motivation . Shit I even think some bloke swam the English Channel once cuz he was promised some greasy fish and chips .
So Charlie getting all Simone Biles in the tiny crawl space of the back seating area in a F-150 crew cab for the pumping of the Punani and the pleasure that it delivers is not only a legitimate possibility , but it’s a probability . And no pun intended a “ high “ one at that .
Fuck bro . Can you imagine when everybody gets together for next Halloween ? And they party ? It’s gonna be special .
Cuz if you’re Charlie you always got that “ I skeeted all across the bridge of that whorrre Lucy’s nose story “ . Thems is some forever bullets homie . They never go away . It’s like infinite ammo .
I like to think that the “ call of the wild “ got into that testosterone filled , prematurely balding , sensitive piece of shit , and no slipped disk or cracked vertebrae while under the influence of a smorgasbord of uppers and downers mixed with alcohol could stop him .
that’s the Charlie Brown I know
This is exactly what I was thinking. I don't know the red heads name. I'm not even sure she had a name but I see Charles ending up with her specifically.
The little redhead girl majored in preschool education,
Has a Job as a librarian at the local public library helping people find that funny c for emails ( the @ sign) she drives a Volvo and attends her children's music lessons dance recital school plays and chess club tournaments.
she has isolated Chuck from the gang do to their poor spiritual influence on him.
He seldom says good grief it is now replay with Yes Ma'am...,
Yo it sounds like Charlie married a grade A cunnt . I respect her adoration and love for her kids cuz that shows some good qualities , but to stick Charlie in the corner socially like he’s Baby from Dirty Dancing is some major bullshit
Alienating him from his friends ?
that’s a bomb waiting to explode in her face in my opinion .
Cuz it’ll just be a matter of time to where he runs into Schroeder at the Pharmacy or some shit , and Charlie will want to rebel against the authority of his overbearing wife , so he’ll accept the invitation to hang out , and maybe he’ll even be coerced into trying some heroin with that criminal minded and drug addicted musician and his ragtag crew of shady character friends .
It won’t be that cut and dry of course , it’ll most likely happen that they get to talking about “ old times “ and stuff with Schroeder inviting Charlie to come see his band “ MushMouth Teacher Titties “ play at the downtown theater called “ The Palladium “ on a Saturday night .
Charlie after arguing with his wife and continuing to wear his shoes indoors and on the carpet which he’s forbidden to do , ultimately will storm out of the house cuz he’s “ not allowed “ to go to the show .
after a great set by his old friend’s band , Charlie is invited to come hang out back stage resulting in him somehow becoming involved in running a train on one of the groupies of the band before getting a syringe full of dope throttled into his neck , to where he’s nodding off on the couch afterwards like an old man on a park bench during a particularly warm summer day .
and that’s how it’s gonna end for him . Blue in the face AND the balls cuz she didn’t give the cooter up much neither . That cold hearted controlling bitch ruining him and forcing him to the dark side with her manipulative and guilt ridden ways .
that’ll be his story . Stay away Charlie . Rub one out instead .
He probably still gets to hang with Linus once every few weeks. Like once a month probably. Say they're playing golf but probably at the strip club.
Feels bad that Linus stayed single .
I wonder if he surfs dating sites , then has an inkling of maybe reaching out to one of them dames , but then he glances at his blanket , gets a little horny , and just never follows through with actually messaging anyone .
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