Posted:
#51
Been a sad day all round.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered
with hundreds and thousands.
Police say that he topped himself.
Crappy joke to end a crappy day.
1st AUSTRALIA v SOUTH AFRICA
Posted:
#52
Quote Originally Posted by TERRI_ZARZZOFF:
I have the solution to Australia's BIG 3 failures.
(1) Hayden NEVER faces the 1st delivery. Never with LANGER, GILCHRIST OR JACQUES. Has been lately and failing.
Get rid of KATICH simple 
..........or don't face up is another option. Can't do any harm.
..........or don't face up is another option. Can't do any harm.(2) PONTING has been the greatest run scorer for a couple of years. Ever since meeting wife and getting married. THEN came along the baby and the runs and decisions have been going downhill.
Put the kid up for adoption........or send to the cricket academy whilst you finish your career and take care of the South Africans.
(3) LEE has been going shit house ever since his missus left him.......... for fucks sake BINGA ring WARNIE. Meet him for lunch and remember to take your phone and a fist full of dollars.
If these fail...........make SYMONDS Captain and Coach. Get back on the piss before and after a game. Get on the piss and party for training. IT HAS WORKED WELL IN THE PAST.
Australia will remain No. 1.
P.S. We have no one else to replace anyone with.
Brilliant
Posted:
#53
Quote Originally Posted by TERRI_ZARZZOFF:
I have the solution to Australia's BIG 3 failures.
(1) Hayden NEVER faces the 1st delivery. Never with LANGER, GILCHRIST OR JACQUES. Has been lately and failing.
Get rid of KATICH simple ..........or don't face up is another option. Can't do any harm.
..........or don't face up is another option. Can't do any harm.(2) PONTING has been the greatest run scorer for a couple of years. Ever since meeting wife and getting married. THEN came along the baby and the runs and decisions have been going downhill.
Put the kid up for adoption........or send to the cricket academy whilst you finish your career and take care of the South Africans.
(3) LEE has been going shit house ever since his missus left him.......... for fucks sake BINGA ring WARNIE. Meet him for lunch and remember to take your phone and a fist full of dollars.
If these fail...........make SYMONDS Captain and Coach. Get back on the piss before and after a game. Get on the piss and party for training. IT HAS WORKED WELL IN THE PAST.
Australia will remain No. 1.
P.S. We have no one else to replace anyone with.
"I'm Sam Ketkovic, you know it makes sense!"
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