Cowboys at Giants in game thread

Actually no, this is like 1940s drama.

This tests your fandom. I'd rather have this than flag football pretend tackling and no defense. 

(That was partial Sarcasm) partial

Did anyone check the Doppler radar ? Are there black clouds rolling in over the stadium ? Or just this motherfuckin’ thread . Oh sorry . That’s just tears …..

Chic with the hard hitting analysis . They need you on inside the NFL ….

they still do that show ?

Ray Lewis and Steve Smith making Phil Simms squirm like the 40 year old virgin is priceless ….

Watch it be 9_3.

Nope. I'm slightly surprised

New York = 39 in gematria.

Before this game Daniels had 39 completions and Barkley had 39 carries.

The over under was 38.5 on ESPN site.

Deny all you want

Why the hell did Daboll not use any timeouts at the end of the half? Like literally wasted 50 seconds. Didnt even call timeout before 4th and 2. Like wheres the innovative playcallinf from kafka and daboll?

Why the hell did Daboll not use any timeouts at the end of the half? Like literally wasted 50 seconds. Didnt even call timeout before 4th and 2. Like wheres the innovative playcallinf from kafka and daboll?

Aside from that why is dallas not using pollard at all in passing game?

How do people say the NFL is better than College... I would much rather watch Bama win 65 - 3 than watch this bore fest or yesterday's bore fest or even the bore fest between the Packers/Bucs.. Every prime time game, you may as well just bet the under.. 

Chic , this german atrophy , uh , I mean this gerbil mama tits , fuck , how do you say it  , this jem and the holograms . pisser . gematria ! eureka ! I said it ! gematria !

what the fuck is it ?

is it some form of algebra ? Where you turn the textbook upside down and then try to solve the problems ?

@Brooklyncapper

 Yea saw that too. Let 30 seconds run off and no TO after that sack with 1:20 left. Really weird.

I'll post you something in the "Other" forum

no doubt. But as a whole…..the product is asinine. Or the scheduling is made by bozos. Of course there’s unders, public loves over but man….

Chic , once I get Alfred off the computer , and from watching all that Asian porn , I’ll get the keys to the batcave , put my suit on , hop into my whip , and then I’ll meet you there ….

Saquannnnnnnn 

Bout time!!!!

That was big . That was huge . I’m talking about that shit I just took . What did Saquon do ? cuz I did doo doo . A big one ! 

one more TD saquon….. farmer hat and all … “ You Can Do It ! “

One more TD saquon

Barkley 

Barkley scored, no need for me to watch this bore fest anymore 

Gmen and under shaping up...

Long way to go though fir Danny Dimes and his 0- 8 prime time record

Saquan, 75 yrds rushing..long 36

Daniel Jones, 68 yrds rushing

Yes that’s fine . It’s time for you to finish that crochet sweater vest for your cat mittens anyway . That fucker’s cold as hell , balled up in the corner like an old dirty shirt and in fear for his life . Better doubleup on the yarn cuz his meager skinny ass is gettin’ frozen out so bad that he might not make it through the night ….

Is that in the script ? Or does that only happen with the hallucinations if you over indulge and use your prescription medication recreationally ?

good luck and continued success 

Chic one is more than the other . But if we were doing gematria do we reverse the numbers and slam our dicks in the refrigerator door ?

is that how it works ? If so , sounds like a cult , and it could hurt a little bit . I’m out on the gematria homie