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Posted: #101
Puck ..Thanks bro,  u the man!!!!
Great threads ..Damn, we even get the Hank55 pre phone call show... good jokes, great picks, and only 1 or 2 a$$hole bashers
LIFE IS GOOD !!!
BOL to all
 
 
 
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Posted: #102
Love this daily thread.  Not only we get money pick but we also have hilarious jokes
 
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Good day to all.....What's up HANK, how ya been?  Love the JOKES

What a night heh guys?  I wish I would have parlayed PUCKU's picks last night.....DOH!!!!
 
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Hey buddy. I wanted to ask you a question about posting. How can I do that w/o posting here? Thanks.
 
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Ok new poster here, forgive me if youve heard this before or if im telling it wrong.
 
A guy and a girl are sitting at a bar.  The guy turns to the girl and says, hey I'll bet you that i can jump out that window over there and run back up here sit right down next to you and be perfectly fine. No way the girl says, thats like 50 feet you can't do that without getting injured or even killed.  Watch me he says, and he takes a running start jumps out the window and before you know it hes sitting down right next to her.  Wow she says, how did you do that?  He points to his glass, this is magic beer im drinking. The girl tells him that she doesnt believe him so he takes another gulp and jumps out the window again.  He gets back to her and she's like damn, that really must be magic beer.  I told you so he says, but I'll be right back i have to go to the bathroom.  While hes gone the girl tells the bartender, I'll have what hes having.  So the man comes back from the bathroom and the girl looks at him and says look, I got magic beer now too i bet I can do what you just did.  So the man tells her go ahead i bet you cant.  The girl jumps out the window and boom she hits the ground her bones break she snaps her back and neck.  Shes dead.  The bartender looks at the guy and says damn superman your an asshole.
 
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Posted: #106
it's amazing watching the thread view count in here per minute
 
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Posted: #107
Like it
 
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Posted: #108

watching the posts here is almost a full time job....

i have to completely stop what i am doing just to get thru all the jokes!!!  hahaha
 
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Hey trance GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRate avatar.
 
What do u say to a one legged hitchhiker???????
 
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Posted: #110
lol @ wolf...lol..hop in ya hopalong..
 
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There are three kinds of sex:
1: House Sex: When you and your wife are newlyweds and you have sex all over the house.
2:Hall Sex: When you have been married for many years and when you see your wife in the hall, you both say fuck you
3:Court Sex: When you and your wife have been married for many many years and your wife and her lawyer fuck you in front of many people for every penny you got
 
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Posted: #112
  Pucku 
 
 
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blondejokes when a blonde woman in the 1st row stands on her chair and starts shouting.

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes
you think you can stereotype women that way?

What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.

Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor."

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells,"You stay out of this, mister, I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
 
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Posted: #113
Did any of you check out the penalty box.  Senior gambler bashed puck yesterday, got put in the box and the people in their let him have it.  If you've never checked out the box there's some pretty funny stuff in their.  There was even some threads about pucku in their.
 
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Posted: #114
I need my daily fix Pucku27.......  If not, its all good.  Have a wonderful day!
 
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we are all patience for pucku27 winning pick...

 
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Posted: #116
PACKERS DATS ONE COOL AVATAR
 
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Puck play tonite +140  

Puck no play tonite -160

GL animals 
 
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Posted: #118
Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

Puck play tonite +140  

Puck no play tonite -160

GL animals 


30ish minutes till the phone call
 
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Posted: #119
ill take the money line puck plays..
 
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Posted: #120
$320.00 to win $200 on no play for me
 
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 5 units on Play!... 
 ring ring... "hey puck, play houston. Buy the hook"
 
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mbailey ... get out of this thread dude.
You are ruining a peaceful daily puck thread.
 
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i checked the penalty box lol senior is a punk
 
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Posted: #124
LMAO
 
 
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the HOOKU27..LOL..
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