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Evolvedone, when you start this bashing crap, you piss folks off, including me. Either clean-up your act or go back to your janitor's job and sweep up.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hbaird1985:

why doesn't everyone stop posting so we don't have to scroll down to get the winners.


Push Ctrl+F, type in Pucku27 and hit the enter key. It will take you right to him.
 
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NO PHONE CALLS, JUST RECORDS,

WHERE'S THE RECORDS THAT EVERYONE LIKES TO POST.  10-0?  21-2?  57-23?

COMMMN THIS IS A scam without records isn't it? 

ok - 2-0 last night, what about for two months?

Anyone know?

Who knows?
 
 
 
 
 
does it matter.. Follow if u want . no one is forcing you. Play at your own risk. ! He knows what he is doing no need for a record! 
 
 
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This lady goes to the gynecologist but won't tell the receptionist what's wrong with her, just that she must see a doctor. After hours of waiting the doctor sees her in. Ok my good woman what is your problem the doctor asks. Well, she says, my husband is a very compulsive gambler and every nickel he can get his hands on he gambles. So I had five hundred dollars and I stuffed it in my vagina but now I can't get it out. The doctor says, don't be nervous I see this happen all the time. He asks her to pull down her underwear sits her down with her legs wide open puts his gloves on and says: I only have one question. What am I looking for? Bills or loose change?
 
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Alright guys, no fighting in Pucks thread.  We don't want any bad vibes rubbing off on Puck's pick.  Evolvedone, tag along man, there's room for a few more.  I don't think Puck will mind.  This is like taking candy from a baby, but worth more!!!  Let's go guys, think positive.  Unfortunately, I probably won't be around for tonite's pick.  Pool league.  Gotta leave my place at 6:00 pm CST.
 
Good luck to all of you though and remember, bet sensibly!!!
 
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by collegecapper23:

Hank wheres the jokes? I got 1 for u all.
 
There was a guy and his wife upstairs and the wife just got out of the shower and he was getting in the shower when the door bell rang. So he told his wife to put a towel on and go answer it. So she does and a man named joe  is at the door stunned and told her if she drops the towel he would give her 800 bucks so she did and he gave her 800 bucks and went on his way, she goes up stairs and her husband ask who it was she said wrong house he said oh good i thought it was joe from work  with my 800 dollars he owed me
Old, been around for years, still good for a laugh.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by 20Four7:

 I have a feeling Pucku is gonna pick the Rockets -10. Lets hope he does.

 

Maybe so, but I have a strong feeling they won't play anything tonight and wait for tomorrow's larger card....NBA seems to be so sketchy on Thursday's with only 3 games typically at MOST!  They are not desperate for action, that's for sure and I'm glad!!  They pick what they like and that's it.....if they don't like anything, then there's always tomorrow......now THAT is a savvy, smart, more than educated gambler who knows how to win and stay on top.     

 
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A couple were indulged in sexual intercourse and the man noticed that with each movement of his pelvis, his partner's toes would rise.

Later that night, while going at it pretty hot and heavy in the shower, her toes remained still. Confused, he asked, "Why is it that when we do it in bed, your toes go up, but when we do it in the shower, they don't?"

"Silly," she replied, "I take my pantyhose off in the shower!"
 
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Posted: #84
im guessing tonight is a no play but i could be wrong and i hope i am !
 
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Posted: #85
Quote Originally Posted by Evolvedone:

NO PHONE CALLS, JUST RECORDS,

WHERE'S THE RECORDS THAT EVERYONE LIKES TO POST.  10-0?  21-2?  57-23?

COMMMN THIS IS A scam without records isn't it? 

ok - 2-0 last night, what about for two months?

Anyone know?

Who knows?

 

Evolvedone You are just plain and simple an idiot. I have been here on covers for many years and I never seen anyone as hot as PUCKU. I have made over 25K in just the last two weeks playing just his picks. To come into this post and bash a proven winner shows how stupid you are. You wanna see his record you can but would the 100 of posters saluting him every night also be lying. Infact this is a waste of time even trying to reason with you.I learned from my ex wife that it is impossible to reason with IDIOTS. GUYS LETS IGNORE THE MORONS and just keep PUCKU HAPPY.

 
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Posted: #86
I don't know Sec,

Dogs with points look tasty as well as unders [and the over in wolves game]

Gonna be up to the dude on teh end of the phone to decide!
 
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Just got home from work.....Helllo F5....lol
 
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I already have my plays for the day, hope I end up on your side. Gl to you and all.
 
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good luck
 
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records are nothing to me pucku HAS PRODUCED night in and night out he is a very nice person for sharing these picks again pucku i thank you man another 2 wins last night 8)
 
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anyone know the "real" record? just curious
 
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1st time posting after lurking and learning for 6 weeks. puck you're WHITE HOT. Thanks for sharing.

Here's a laugh.

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.

'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,'she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied.

He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.
At her insistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked,'How does that feel'?

He replied:

'It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken.'

 
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Posted: #93
the devil in my head is telling me MIA +11 tonight
 
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Posted: #94
my guess is no play, 3 shitty games tonight
 
might want to start capping some college bb for now
 
 
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hank if no play what you thinking tonight?
 
 
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Posted: #96
i think hes gonna pik miami
 
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This guy walks out of a bar around 1:45 AM and sees the cop across the street sitting there waiting to nab him for a DUI.  He stumbles to his car and pulls his keys out of his pocket.  Then he drops them.  He slowly bends over to pick them up.  Then he tries to unlock his car door but he is not at his car.  So he goes over to his car after looking for it for a few minutes and all the sudden his cell phone rings.  So he's leaning against his car talking on his phone (after he drops it trying to get it out of his pocket) and he spends the next ten minutes talking on his phone.  While he's doing this he takes a cigarette out of his pocket and lights the wrong end.  He finally gets in his car and fumbles with the stereo for about ten minutes...  This goes on and on and he doesn't actually end up leaving til about 2:30.  By then the bar is empty and the cop is gonna nab this guy for sure.  He pulls out of the parking lot and starts driving down the road.  He's swerving and the cop pulls him over.  The cop asks him how much he's had to drink and the guy says, "Not a drop."  The cop laughs and says, "Hey buddy I've watching you for the last 45 minutes and I know you've had entirely too much to drink.  I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of your car."  The guy looks at him and says, "Officer... I swear I've had nothing to drink tonight.  I'm the designated decoy."
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by zappanut:

 

Evolvedone You are just plain and simple an idiot. I have been here on covers for many years and I never seen anyone as hot as PUCKU. I have made over 25K in just the last two weeks playing just his picks. To come into this post and bash a proven winner shows how stupid you are. You wanna see his record you can but would the 100 of posters saluting him every night also be lying. Infact this is a waste of time even trying to reason with you.I learned from my ex wife that it is impossible to reason with IDIOTS. GUYS LETS IGNORE THE MORONS and just keep PUCKU HAPPY.




Don't even attempt to reason with this clown....I always say..."You Can't Sell Stupid."
 
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these jokes r killin me
 
 
good stuff
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hbaird1985:

why doesn't everyone stop posting so we don't have to scroll down to get the winners.

Apparently you haven't read this thread before.

A guy walked into a bar.  The side of his face was bruised and bleeding, so the bartender asked, "What happened to you, buddy?"

The guy said, "Oh, I got into a fight with my girlfirend because I called her a cheap person."  "What did she do?" asked the bartender.  He replied, "She hit me with her bag of nickels."

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