LMAO @ CUBBIES

I'm a Cub fan, and I can't disagree.  This team is an absolutely over rated joke....with some of the most high priced and over rated players in all of baseball.

 

 Derek Lee - Salary $13,225,00 (.248 5 HR 19 RBI's)

An absolute joke.  If there's a man on with less than one out, you can rest asuured that this asshole will hit into a DP. 

 

 Carlos Zambrano - Salary $18,750,000 ( 3-2 4.22 ERA)  Where does one even begin with this idiot?  This guy is perhaps the most over rated pitcher in all of baseball, with the mentality of a deranged teenager.  This man seriously should be medicated or put into a mental institution.

 

 Alfonso Soriano - Salary $17,000,00 (  .246 12 HR 25 RBI's)  Great numbers for your "Lead-off" hitter.  How on earth does an idiot like this get all of the love he does.  Soriano is a mediocre player at best.  I'm sure he laughs his ass off everytime he looks at his bank account!  Sometimes it looks as if he can care less about what's going on out on the field.  This guy should just do the world a favor and go the fuck away!

 

  Kosuke Fukudome - Salary $12,500,00 ( .309 5 HR 20 RBI's)  Ok, there's a reason why the Yankees and Red Sox wanted no part of this asswipe.  Don't let the .309 batting average fool you.  This shit face couldn't get a hit with a man on and the game on the line if his life depended on it.  My suggestion to him and Lou, try sending him up to the plate blindfolded with no bat in his hand.  Perhaps then we might get a walk or better yet he'll get hit by the pitch which could put him on the shelf where he belongs.

 

 Milton Bradley - Salary $7,000,000 ( .224 5 HR 14 RBI's)

This could be my favorite off season free agent signing of all time.  This guy couldn't hit his way out of a paper bag, but we all know it's the umpires fault.  The umpires are out to get him!  Didn't everyone know that??  Perhaps he shoudl change his name, get a different number put on his jersey, and wear a disguise when he comes to the plate.  Thsi way the umpires won't discriminate against him....give me a fucking break!

 

Aren't all Cub fans glad GM Jim Hendry got rid of Mark DeRosa?  I swear, you can get a 12 year old kid from Anytown USA to do what this little fucker has done for two - plus  - mildo - a year!  They should have taken that 2 Mil+ and put it into refurbishing the toilets at Wrigley Field, it would have been better spent money than having this completely useless midget on the roster.

 

I'm not one of those Cub fans that just go to Wrigley for the "experience", I actually want to see them win and play good baseball.  They are a joke, and they should get laughed at for being a disgrace to the city, and for their ridiculous spending on useless - over rated players.

 

Rant over....

Bling...just calling it like I see it... makes me sick that I still support this sorry ass organization...

There' always next year Cub Fans!!!!

 

So glad these losers lost after blowing my under. Fuck the Cubs!!!

True "Cub Fan"

 

Right here   

 

 

Cubs deserve to be in the NL West