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    drJ
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 3:27 PM ET #26

    Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

    All joking aside, I have way too much experience with needing to win desperate situations. It sure makes for a hell of a day when you have your livelyhood on a game

     

    I would say if I was guessing that in your tough position your in or any desperate situation, gambling will pay off at best 3 out of 10 attempts. And those 7 other times will suck worse than anything else that has ever sucked

     

    I still battle with making bad risky situations but I would say do the best you can do with that $900 and not bank on gambling. But truth is sometimes I cant even follow that advice.


    it gets no better than this advice wise.  odds are you'll drop your bank roll and fuck yourself further.  i would do everything to not do that,and go find a job.

    if you were a middle aged fat hispanic woman with a mouth hoover i could offer you a maid job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SALTY:

    All joking aside, I have way too much experience with needing to win desperate situations. It sure makes for a hell of a day when you have your livelyhood on a game

     

    I would say if I was guessing that in your tough position your in or any desperate situation, gambling will pay off at best 3 out of 10 attempts. And those 7 other times will suck worse than anything else that has ever sucked

     

    I still battle with making bad risky situations but I would say do the best you can do with that $900 and not bank on gambling. But truth is sometimes I cant even follow that advice.


    it gets no better than this advice wise.  odds are you'll drop your bank roll and fuck yourself further.  i would do everything to not do that,and go find a job.

    if you were a middle aged fat hispanic woman with a mouth hoover i could offer you a maid job.
     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 3:30 PM ET #27

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

    waaaa, i lost all my money, who can help?  waaaaa

     

    MAN THE FUCK UP.  you know what you have to do.  fuck man.  everyone's a victim.  get a fucking job.  don't come back on covers.com until you do.  don't do anything else until you do.  do not gamble away your last dollars.  get a job.  shovel shit behind a horse in a parade.  do anything.  don't be picky, take the first thing you get and be a man and start your life over. 


    wait , the advice does get better.  

    the bear is gonna eat you if you dont eat it partner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

    waaaa, i lost all my money, who can help?  waaaaa

     

    MAN THE FUCK UP.  you know what you have to do.  fuck man.  everyone's a victim.  get a fucking job.  don't come back on covers.com until you do.  don't do anything else until you do.  do not gamble away your last dollars.  get a job.  shovel shit behind a horse in a parade.  do anything.  don't be picky, take the first thing you get and be a man and start your life over. 


    wait , the advice does get better.  

    the bear is gonna eat you if you dont eat it partner
     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 3:49 PM ET #28

    this is becoming a theme on covers.


    and this is the theme song


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRqSXwsaHvE
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    this is becoming a theme on covers.


    and this is the theme song


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRqSXwsaHvE
     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 4:40 PM ET #29

    i dont have a car, makes getting a job more difficult

    job market is fucked

    Most jobs are asking for a college degree, I only have like 2 years college under my belt, and yes I have worked in my life. Plenty of jobs.
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    i dont have a car, makes getting a job more difficult

    job market is fucked

    Most jobs are asking for a college degree, I only have like 2 years college under my belt, and yes I have worked in my life. Plenty of jobs.
     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 5:13 PM ET #30

    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

    i dont have a car, makes getting a job more difficult

    job market is fucked

    Most jobs are asking for a college degree, I only have like 2 years college under my belt, and yes I have worked in my life. Plenty of jobs.

    Get on a bus.  walk.  get a bike. 

    Go fuck yourself for saying "job market is fucked."  that's what fucking losers like you say when they're a) too lazy, and b) have a delusional feeling of self-righteousness like they are too good for certain jobs.  read my post about going to subway today.  I saw three absolute retards that have a better job than you.  one of them was the fucking manager.  these people couldn't tell the difference between salt and pepper and the cashier couldn't subtract $5.44 from $10.  every fucking sub costs the same amount and she gives the same change for a $10 bill 100 times a day.  and she still couldn't figure it out.  THESE PEOPLE HAVE JOBS!  how come you can't get one?  I guarantee they don't ask for a college degree at Subway.

    quit feeling sorry for yourself and blaming everything on other people and 'the job market'.  The unemployment rate is 9%.  that means out of 100 people, you are one of 9 that fucking sucks.  The only people that the job market is "fucked" for are the actual qualified and talented people who've been laid off and can't get a job in their career field that they're qualified for.  that situation probably makes up a couple of that 9 out of 100.  therefore, you're probably around 5 out of 100 people that are just plain fucking worthless.

    quit crying and fucking do something about it.  start from the bottom.  get a job.  save money.  finish school online if you can.  but first things first, quit feeling like the world is against you or whatever you're whining about all day.  it's all up to you.  you have $500 left, buy a bike.  ride it somewhere that has "help wanted" on the window and take the job. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

    i dont have a car, makes getting a job more difficult

    job market is fucked

    Most jobs are asking for a college degree, I only have like 2 years college under my belt, and yes I have worked in my life. Plenty of jobs.

    Get on a bus.  walk.  get a bike. 

    Go fuck yourself for saying "job market is fucked."  that's what fucking losers like you say when they're a) too lazy, and b) have a delusional feeling of self-righteousness like they are too good for certain jobs.  read my post about going to subway today.  I saw three absolute retards that have a better job than you.  one of them was the fucking manager.  these people couldn't tell the difference between salt and pepper and the cashier couldn't subtract $5.44 from $10.  every fucking sub costs the same amount and she gives the same change for a $10 bill 100 times a day.  and she still couldn't figure it out.  THESE PEOPLE HAVE JOBS!  how come you can't get one?  I guarantee they don't ask for a college degree at Subway.

    quit feeling sorry for yourself and blaming everything on other people and 'the job market'.  The unemployment rate is 9%.  that means out of 100 people, you are one of 9 that fucking sucks.  The only people that the job market is "fucked" for are the actual qualified and talented people who've been laid off and can't get a job in their career field that they're qualified for.  that situation probably makes up a couple of that 9 out of 100.  therefore, you're probably around 5 out of 100 people that are just plain fucking worthless.

    quit crying and fucking do something about it.  start from the bottom.  get a job.  save money.  finish school online if you can.  but first things first, quit feeling like the world is against you or whatever you're whining about all day.  it's all up to you.  you have $500 left, buy a bike.  ride it somewhere that has "help wanted" on the window and take the job. 

     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 5:39 PM ET #31

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

    Get on a bus.  walk.  get a bike. 

    Go fuck yourself for saying "job market is fucked."  that's what fucking losers like you say when they're a) too lazy, and b) have a delusional feeling of self-righteousness like they are too good for certain jobs.  read my post about going to subway today.  I saw three absolute retards that have a better job than you.  one of them was the fucking manager.  these people couldn't tell the difference between salt and pepper and the cashier couldn't subtract $5.44 from $10.  every fucking sub costs the same amount and she gives the same change for a $10 bill 100 times a day.  and she still couldn't figure it out.  THESE PEOPLE HAVE JOBS!  how come you can't get one?  I guarantee they don't ask for a college degree at Subway.

    quit feeling sorry for yourself and blaming everything on other people and 'the job market'.  The unemployment rate is 9%.  that means out of 100 people, you are one of 9 that fucking sucks.  The only people that the job market is "fucked" for are the actual qualified and talented people who've been laid off and can't get a job in their career field that they're qualified for.  that situation probably makes up a couple of that 9 out of 100.  therefore, you're probably around 5 out of 100 people that are just plain fucking worthless.

    quit crying and fucking do something about it.  start from the bottom.  get a job.  save money.  finish school online if you can.  but first things first, quit feeling like the world is against you or whatever you're whining about all day.  it's all up to you.  you have $500 left, buy a bike.  ride it somewhere that has "help wanted" on the window and take the job. 


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

    Get on a bus.  walk.  get a bike. 

    Go fuck yourself for saying "job market is fucked."  that's what fucking losers like you say when they're a) too lazy, and b) have a delusional feeling of self-righteousness like they are too good for certain jobs.  read my post about going to subway today.  I saw three absolute retards that have a better job than you.  one of them was the fucking manager.  these people couldn't tell the difference between salt and pepper and the cashier couldn't subtract $5.44 from $10.  every fucking sub costs the same amount and she gives the same change for a $10 bill 100 times a day.  and she still couldn't figure it out.  THESE PEOPLE HAVE JOBS!  how come you can't get one?  I guarantee they don't ask for a college degree at Subway.

    quit feeling sorry for yourself and blaming everything on other people and 'the job market'.  The unemployment rate is 9%.  that means out of 100 people, you are one of 9 that fucking sucks.  The only people that the job market is "fucked" for are the actual qualified and talented people who've been laid off and can't get a job in their career field that they're qualified for.  that situation probably makes up a couple of that 9 out of 100.  therefore, you're probably around 5 out of 100 people that are just plain fucking worthless.

    quit crying and fucking do something about it.  start from the bottom.  get a job.  save money.  finish school online if you can.  but first things first, quit feeling like the world is against you or whatever you're whining about all day.  it's all up to you.  you have $500 left, buy a bike.  ride it somewhere that has "help wanted" on the window and take the job. 


     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 5:47 PM ET #32

    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:


    and good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:


    and good luck

     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 10:26 PM ET #33

    you need to get your priorities straight. if you've been gambling for 14 years and have only $900 to your name, you need to find a new hobby fast. stop gambling. get a job. join the military. get your life in order.

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    you need to get your priorities straight. if you've been gambling for 14 years and have only $900 to your name, you need to find a new hobby fast. stop gambling. get a job. join the military. get your life in order.

     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 10:31 PM ET #34

    Get 2 jobs.  When you don't have any free time you won't fuck up any more and you'll be saving $ more than ever.
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    Get 2 jobs.  When you don't have any free time you won't fuck up any more and you'll be saving $ more than ever.
     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 10:47 PM ET #35

    exactly what Gunners said.

    Look at the facts, shit ain't working and you're not in the right state of mind to change it with gambling, you'll make the wrong emotional wager.

    What are you good at? There are tons of jobs out there, you have to look. 

    Nothing good will happen until you come clean and tell your friends and family what's happened and do not accept anything more than a place to stay. Telling them will clear your head, snap you out of your bad zone, and become accountable b/c they're watching.


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    exactly what Gunners said.

    Look at the facts, shit ain't working and you're not in the right state of mind to change it with gambling, you'll make the wrong emotional wager.

    What are you good at? There are tons of jobs out there, you have to look. 

    Nothing good will happen until you come clean and tell your friends and family what's happened and do not accept anything more than a place to stay. Telling them will clear your head, snap you out of your bad zone, and become accountable b/c they're watching.


     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 10:57 PM ET #36

    I am forced to leave the house I am staying at tomorrow. No job. wow.
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    I am forced to leave the house I am staying at tomorrow. No job. wow.
     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 11:46 PM ET #37

    Quote Originally Posted by FrozenTundra:

    exactly what Gunners said.

    Look at the facts, shit ain't working and you're not in the right state of mind to change it with gambling, you'll make the wrong emotional wager.

    What are you good at? There are tons of jobs out there, you have to look. 

    Nothing good will happen until you come clean and tell your friends and family what's happened and do not accept anything more than a place to stay. Telling them will clear your head, snap you out of your bad zone, and become accountable b/c they're watching.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FrozenTundra:

    exactly what Gunners said.

    Look at the facts, shit ain't working and you're not in the right state of mind to change it with gambling, you'll make the wrong emotional wager.

    What are you good at? There are tons of jobs out there, you have to look. 

    Nothing good will happen until you come clean and tell your friends and family what's happened and do not accept anything more than a place to stay. Telling them will clear your head, snap you out of your bad zone, and become accountable b/c they're watching.


     
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    Posted: May. 18, 2011 - 11:51 PM ET #38

    The first and last rule of gambling...

    Do not wager $ you cannot afford to lose.

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    The first and last rule of gambling...

    Do not wager $ you cannot afford to lose.

     
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    Posted: May. 19, 2011 - 12:26 AM ET #39

    And that is why Gambling is not legal (other than Nevada) in America.
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    And that is why Gambling is not legal (other than Nevada) in America.
     
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    Posted: May. 19, 2011 - 12:31 AM ET #40

    sad thing is Im probably one of the brightest fuckers on this forum

    just lazier than shit
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    sad thing is Im probably one of the brightest fuckers on this forum

    just lazier than shit
     
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    Posted: May. 19, 2011 - 2:21 AM ET #41

    It doesnt matter what you do as long you keep gambling
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    It doesnt matter what you do as long you keep gambling
     
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    Posted: May. 19, 2011 - 8:46 AM ET #42

    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

    sad thing is Im probably one of the brightest fuckers on this forum

    just lazier than shit

    OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!  you still don't get it.  you are by far one of the LEAST bright fuckers on this forum.  You're homeless, broke, lazy, unemployed, and probably lonely.  The fact that you can possibly think that you are brighter than almost everyone on this forum is DELUSIONAL. 

    By definition, you are not one of the brightest people on this forum, otherwise you wouldn't be asking advice from people "below" you about how to fix your flailing life. 

    stop accepting that you're lazy and writing it off like it's an uncurable problem.  Laziness is a fucking killer in this world, and it's completely in your control.  you are facing homelessness, brokeness, and god knows what else and that can't even motivate you to do something about it?  well then good, you should just drop off the face of the earth because we'll be better without you if you can't even find motivation in your current situation.  stop waiting for handouts. If you lose a home, go broke, and end up a drug addict that sucks dick for your next puff of crack, and you blame it on uncurable laziness... then please tell me where you are so i can come stand over you and laugh my ass off.  you are not a victim of the world.  you're a lazy piece of shit and everything that has happened to you is you're own fucking fault

    DO NOT POST ONE MORE WORD ON THIS FORUM UNTIL YOU HAVE A JOB

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

    sad thing is Im probably one of the brightest fuckers on this forum

    just lazier than shit

    OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!  you still don't get it.  you are by far one of the LEAST bright fuckers on this forum.  You're homeless, broke, lazy, unemployed, and probably lonely.  The fact that you can possibly think that you are brighter than almost everyone on this forum is DELUSIONAL. 

    By definition, you are not one of the brightest people on this forum, otherwise you wouldn't be asking advice from people "below" you about how to fix your flailing life. 

    stop accepting that you're lazy and writing it off like it's an uncurable problem.  Laziness is a fucking killer in this world, and it's completely in your control.  you are facing homelessness, brokeness, and god knows what else and that can't even motivate you to do something about it?  well then good, you should just drop off the face of the earth because we'll be better without you if you can't even find motivation in your current situation.  stop waiting for handouts. If you lose a home, go broke, and end up a drug addict that sucks dick for your next puff of crack, and you blame it on uncurable laziness... then please tell me where you are so i can come stand over you and laugh my ass off.  you are not a victim of the world.  you're a lazy piece of shit and everything that has happened to you is you're own fucking fault

    DO NOT POST ONE MORE WORD ON THIS FORUM UNTIL YOU HAVE A JOB

     
    Biscuiteater1
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    Posted: May. 19, 2011 - 9:47 AM ET #43

    Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

    OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!  you still don't get it.  you are by far one of the LEAST bright fuckers on this forum.  You're homeless, broke, lazy, unemployed, and probably lonely.  The fact that you can possibly think that you are brighter than almost everyone on this forum is DELUSIONAL. 

    By definition, you are not one of the brightest people on this forum, otherwise you wouldn't be asking advice from people "below" you about how to fix your flailing life. 

    stop accepting that you're lazy and writing it off like it's an uncurable problem.  Laziness is a fucking killer in this world, and it's completely in your control.  you are facing homelessness, brokeness, and god knows what else and that can't even motivate you to do something about it?  well then good, you should just drop off the face of the earth because we'll be better without you if you can't even find motivation in your current situation.  stop waiting for handouts. If you lose a home, go broke, and end up a drug addict that sucks dick for your next puff of crack, and you blame it on uncurable laziness... then please tell me where you are so i can come stand over you and laugh my ass off.  you are not a victim of the world.  you're a lazy piece of shit and everything that has happened to you is you're own fucking fault

    DO NOT POST ONE MORE WORD ON THIS FORUM UNTIL YOU HAVE A JOB

    https://youtu.be/nbGthv-dJp4
    Reply
    Quote Originally Posted by Gunners:

    OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!  you still don't get it.  you are by far one of the LEAST bright fuckers on this forum.  You're homeless, broke, lazy, unemployed, and probably lonely.  The fact that you can possibly think that you are brighter than almost everyone on this forum is DELUSIONAL. 

    By definition, you are not one of the brightest people on this forum, otherwise you wouldn't be asking advice from people "below" you about how to fix your flailing life. 

    stop accepting that you're lazy and writing it off like it's an uncurable problem.  Laziness is a fucking killer in this world, and it's completely in your control.  you are facing homelessness, brokeness, and god knows what else and that can't even motivate you to do something about it?  well then good, you should just drop off the face of the earth because we'll be better without you if you can't even find motivation in your current situation.  stop waiting for handouts. If you lose a home, go broke, and end up a drug addict that sucks dick for your next puff of crack, and you blame it on uncurable laziness... then please tell me where you are so i can come stand over you and laugh my ass off.  you are not a victim of the world.  you're a lazy piece of shit and everything that has happened to you is you're own fucking fault

    DO NOT POST ONE MORE WORD ON THIS FORUM UNTIL YOU HAVE A JOB

    https://youtu.be/nbGthv-dJp4
     
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    Posted: May. 19, 2011 - 9:44 PM ET #44

    gunners... thats enough. You are a transparent cocksucker. You are going too far... dont insult me bitch.


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    gunners... thats enough. You are a transparent cocksucker. You are going too far... dont insult me bitch.


     
    bigbill365
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    Posted: May. 19, 2011 - 10:16 PM ET #45

    hey if u still have that $500 dollers message me ive got some good nhl picks u wont be broke no more ill tell u that PM me.
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    hey if u still have that $500 dollers message me ive got some good nhl picks u wont be broke no more ill tell u that PM me.
     
    TRAIN69
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    Posted: May. 19, 2011 - 11:15 PM ET #46

    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

    For 2 months I have been living at my friends house who is married, paying rent. I sold my car to keep gambling, I won a bunch of money and gave most of it back, leaving me broke again. My Dad sent me some money, some of i which I owed my friend, so I payed him.

    I currently have about 900$ to my name, I must leave this place in about a week, I have no car, no job, and my only income is 118$ a week (which may not even go through for sure, although it probably will).

    I am nearing the end of the line. The last strings, if you will.

    I have been gambling for 14 years and have finally begun to near homelessness. If I lose this remaining money, I will be broke with nowehere to go, literally. I don't feel I can really get a job because my job history is so patchy because I have spent years travelling/gambling.

    I would be forced to go to a homeless shelter. Yet I am still considering depositing, I know Im capable of winning.


    I cant talk to any friends or family about this for obivous reasons so I thought I would make a post and invite peoples opinions and advice. Plus you motherfukkers are alays funnier than shit and you are always good for a light hearted laugh so I thought maybe we could kill two birds with one stone. Would appreciate if I could get some vauable serious advice at some point in here though.

    Good luck guys in your battles with your book. May prosperity and whatever we are after await us all. 

    Feel bad for you bro, but there is no help for you if you decide to bet. You have a disease. You think if you win a bet for $900 and now have $1700 that will be enough? No, sadly it wont be. You will continue to bet until its all gone. All of it. If you bet it, you are wasting it. The only option is to hold on to the money for shelter/food at this point.

    bol

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

    For 2 months I have been living at my friends house who is married, paying rent. I sold my car to keep gambling, I won a bunch of money and gave most of it back, leaving me broke again. My Dad sent me some money, some of i which I owed my friend, so I payed him.

    I currently have about 900$ to my name, I must leave this place in about a week, I have no car, no job, and my only income is 118$ a week (which may not even go through for sure, although it probably will).

    I am nearing the end of the line. The last strings, if you will.

    I have been gambling for 14 years and have finally begun to near homelessness. If I lose this remaining money, I will be broke with nowehere to go, literally. I don't feel I can really get a job because my job history is so patchy because I have spent years travelling/gambling.

    I would be forced to go to a homeless shelter. Yet I am still considering depositing, I know Im capable of winning.


    I cant talk to any friends or family about this for obivous reasons so I thought I would make a post and invite peoples opinions and advice. Plus you motherfukkers are alays funnier than shit and you are always good for a light hearted laugh so I thought maybe we could kill two birds with one stone. Would appreciate if I could get some vauable serious advice at some point in here though.

    Good luck guys in your battles with your book. May prosperity and whatever we are after await us all. 

    Feel bad for you bro, but there is no help for you if you decide to bet. You have a disease. You think if you win a bet for $900 and now have $1700 that will be enough? No, sadly it wont be. You will continue to bet until its all gone. All of it. If you bet it, you are wasting it. The only option is to hold on to the money for shelter/food at this point.

    bol

     
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    Posted: May. 19, 2011 - 11:26 PM ET #47

    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

    gunners... thats enough. You are a transparent cocksucker. You are going too far... dont insult me bitch.


    I think he already did. 
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    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

    gunners... thats enough. You are a transparent cocksucker. You are going too far... dont insult me bitch.


    I think he already did. 
     
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    Posted: May. 19, 2011 - 11:34 PM ET #48

    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

    sad thing is Im probably one of the brightest fuckers on this forum

    just lazier than shit

    You don't say

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    Quote Originally Posted by dogunder:

    sad thing is Im probably one of the brightest fuckers on this forum

    just lazier than shit

    You don't say

     
    drJ
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    Posted: May. 19, 2011 - 11:38 PM ET #49

    yeah, im pretty sure that was an insult.  he seems correct too.  pathologically lazy and whiny are a tough combo.  id shovel shit before i took a handout. 
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    yeah, im pretty sure that was an insult.  he seems correct too.  pathologically lazy and whiny are a tough combo.  id shovel shit before i took a handout. 
     
     
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    Posted: May. 20, 2011 - 4:46 AM ET #50

    not sure who thinks I was asking for a handout?
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    not sure who thinks I was asking for a handout?
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