post your favorite athlete quotes

Spaceman Bill Lee - 

i know!

The Bears are who we thought they were! That's why we took the damn field. Now if you want to crown them, then crown their ass! But they are who we thought they were! And we let 'em off the hook!

Dennis Green

I love me some me....      -  Terrell Owens

"If I did it, this is how I would do it" - OJ Simpson

"Playoffs?! Playoffs?!" - Coach Jim Mora

"I don't get paid to play harder, I get paid to win" - Peyton Manning

Id run over my mother to win the super bowl Russ Grimm

We can't win at home. We can't win on the road. I just can't figure out where else to play!
-- Pat Williams

 

Some more tyson one

I can sell out madison square garden maburbating

"Just when you thought you had the answers ........ I change the questons ! "       ---- Rowdy Roddy Piper

Yogi: "Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore, it's always too crowded"

Yogi telling Hank Aaron: "You need to have the label down, so you can't read it"

Aaron: "I didn't come here to read......."

Thomas Edison: "Luck is the residue of good design"

Sorry, not an athlete. Google Mickey Rivers for a crackup

One last non-athlete (with my apologies)

Woman at party: "Mr. Churchill, if you were my husband, I would poison your martini"

Sir Winston Churchill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it"

"I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball."
~~~~~Pete Rose

"No coach in the history of football has ever made a play... except for Woody Hayes" - Deion Sanders

Reporter: "Coach, what did you think of your teams execution"
John McKay: "I'm all for it"

"My wife Emma tackles better then Deion Sanders" - Chuck Bednarik

After the Bucs broke their 26 game losing streak...."3 or 4 plane crashes and were in the playoffs" - John McKay

"What the hell is going on out there" - Vince Lombardi

"I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink... the rest I wasted" - George Best

" I can shoot with my left hand , I can shoot with my right hand , I'm amphibious "  - NC State forward  Charles Shackleford

After being told he was the first ball player to be making more money than the president of the United States:

"What the hell has Hoover got to do with it? Besides, I had a better year than he did"

Babe Ruth

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do" - Oscar Gamble

oger Goodell in a Men’s Journal article:

“But up until last year, there was no word of me being dirty — till Roger Goodell, who’s a crook and a puppet, said I was the dirtiest player in the league. If that man was on fire and I had to piss to put him out, I wouldn’t do it. I hate him and will never respect him.” --James Harrison

john mckay was a funny sob and one of the most underrated coaches of all time.  he was a 4-time national champion coach with usc, then took an nfl expansion team that started 0-26 to the playoffs within 3 years.

another of his quotes: "going to green bay is like winning 98th place in a beauty contest with 97 participants".

woman:  "you sir, are drunk!"

I think McKay also came up with

Reporter: "What do you think of your teams execution?"

"I'm all for it.........."

I didn't know games could end in a tie - Donovon McNabb and others after this past weekend.

Without a doubt, mine is from the legendary Antoine Walker. When playing for the Celtics, he was asked during a presser why he shot so many 3's, to which he replied:

Derek Bell after being benched

"I'm going into operation shutdown"