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    Iw1nBets
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    Posted: Dec. 24, 2011 - 5:50 PM ET #126

    I feel ya on that one Salty
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    Posted: Dec. 24, 2011 - 5:56 PM ET #127

    Who poops their pants for the last several decades of their life?

    Probably the same people who pooped their pants for the first
    several decades of their life..............


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    Posted: Dec. 25, 2011 - 1:37 AM ET #128

    I'll be watching this system closely...
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    Read this post carefully because you won't have to read anymore after. This information is coming straight from the horse's mouth. To preface this, I should mention that although I'm not as small as you, I'm definitely nowhere near big or endowed; perhaps average at best. I wasn't always average though, I've had problems for many years but I believe I have finally overcome my issues in the last year and I want to help every guy like me out there. So here is a 7 step plan GUARANTEED to make you bigger.

    1. Rock it! To start, you have to get in the right mind frame. You have to stop thinking about what you don't have and concentrate on what you do have. You say you're a good looking guy and you seem like you have a decent personality... flaunt it! Get a girl so enamored with you that before you even drop your pants, she is craving your cock. It's easy enough to get it to the point where she would still want you even if you had no cock. I've had girls rip my pants off and start sucking without even looking twice at my size, just because she wants me to fuck her so bad. I know this might sound crazy but it's so easy. Be confident (even though you're faking it) and go slow. Take your time. You are in control because you are the man. When in bed, learn to use your mouth and hands. Kissing her neck, nibbling her ears, rubbing your hands all over her body/through her hair, etc. Believe me, it's still a great ego boost when a girl says you have magical hands. There's also some positions that make you feel bigger such as doggystyle but also, whenever possible, the girls' legs should be as close together as possible to always make sure her box is as tight as possible. You should also learn how to last longer and please a woman sans-dick. I shouldn't have to tell you exactly what to do; every guy with some form of game knows how to seduce a woman. Just do it like a BOSS.

    2. Lose weight! I know you may think you're in fine shape but you need to drop weight like a bad habit. Get your body fat down to basically nothing. Strict diet and a heavy cardio routine is the only way. No cheating. This will eliminate all the fat from around your dick and make it POP.

    3. Trim it! Some guys/girls like when there is a bit of hair left but you can't afford anything getting in the way of your length. Bare, bald; all the time!

    4. Work it! You have to work and stretch your penis using standard 'jelqing' techniques. This is by far the most tedious part of enlarging your cock. You will have to work out four or five times a week for 30 minutes to an hour each session. If you aren't familiar with jelqing then I suggest you do a Google search and find a forum that suits you and join it. It helps to have like-minded people around for support and a place to track and report your progress. They will also have advanced techniques and tools to help you along the way (PE exercises, stretching, hanging, clamping, etc.). You said you haven't measured well now is the time! They will tell you how to properly measure at the aforementioned forums and then you can accurately track your progress and start feeling good about positive gains.

    5. Pump it! Buy a penis pump and use it with your jelqing exercises. Fuck using it before sex with a cock ring because that just screams "fucking loser" to the girl you're with. Just get a daily pump on and don't overdo it! Many guys try to inflate their penis to the size they want it to be but really, you're just trying to introduce more blood flow into your penis and stretch the tissues.

    6. Supplement it! If you have the money and you're serious like I am, go ahead and buy some pills. To be honest, I doubt they work but they certainly don't do any harm so why not? Although I don't, you can also use Viagra or a similar supplement. I don't really have problems with getting it rock hard because I'm so horny but it's definitely a good option for some.

    7. Live it! You have to live life bro! Stop worrying about something so insignificant as a penis and concentrate on living life to it's fullest. A lot of these degenerates on this website don't know shit and actually think "tearing a box" gives more fulfillment then volunteering at your local homeless shelter or going to Africa to help fight hunger. In those real situations, people care about who you are, not what you have. At the end of the day, women like an independent man who is caring, genuine, and honest. Forget trying to satisfy the 'bar star' types who are only into good looks and penis size (although if you follow these steps, these type of girls will be all over your jock as well).

    DON'T get surgery! The lengthening treatment cuts the ligaments at the base of your penis to let the penis inside your body 'fall out'. This does add length but your erections will be floppy and believe me, a girl would rather a rock hard 5 inches over 7 inches of floppy crap. The other surgery is to widen the penis by injecting fat or implants, but often, the fat is just reabsorbed by your body or the implants shift around giving you a lumpy dick. Again, a nice looking 5 beats an ugly 7 any day.

    At the end of the day, you have a working penis. You can give the gift of life and for many women, that is more than enough. But you're not just a dick, you're a good looking dude with much to give. I have a buddy who is hung like a motherfucker but often gets depressed because many girls just use him for his dick. In fact, everything in his life is chalked up to his dick. I know it sounds crazy but just believe it.

    If you put in hard work and dedication, you will get bigger, like I did. When I started out, I was 4.5" but my big problem was girth. I had a skinny skinny dick. I'm now just over 5.5" and my girth is THICK. How long did it take? About 6 years of HARD work, but here I am and I'm smashing broads left, right, and center. I'm 23 and I've slept with 37 girls, the majority of them gorgeous. I've had these girls beg for my dick, calling me to come over after the bar or instead of their boyfriend. I've had girls cab long distances just to sleep with me only to be kicked out right after. I've had girls lust after my juice, whether down their throat or on their face. I get girls coming back for more, calling me a stud or an "amazing lover". Basically, this shouldn't be happening but with a little knowledge and a lot of work, it CAN be done!

    The kicker? I never stop working because I'm afraid to go back to my old self... so it really is a lifelong effort. But believe me, when your balls deep in a broad and she's screaming because you're just that awesome, you'll forget all about your penis problems, and so will she.
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    Read this post carefully because you won't have to read anymore after. This information is coming straight from the horse's mouth. To preface this, I should mention that although I'm not as small as you, I'm definitely nowhere near big or endowed; perhaps average at best. I wasn't always average though, I've had problems for many years but I believe I have finally overcome my issues in the last year and I want to help every guy like me out there. So here is a 7 step plan GUARANTEED to make you bigger.

    1. Rock it! To start, you have to get in the right mind frame. You have to stop thinking about what you don't have and concentrate on what you do have. You say you're a good looking guy and you seem like you have a decent personality... flaunt it! Get a girl so enamored with you that before you even drop your pants, she is craving your cock. It's easy enough to get it to the point where she would still want you even if you had no cock. I've had girls rip my pants off and start sucking without even looking twice at my size, just because she wants me to fuck her so bad. I know this might sound crazy but it's so easy. Be confident (even though you're faking it) and go slow. Take your time. You are in control because you are the man. When in bed, learn to use your mouth and hands. Kissing her neck, nibbling her ears, rubbing your hands all over her body/through her hair, etc. Believe me, it's still a great ego boost when a girl says you have magical hands. There's also some positions that make you feel bigger such as doggystyle but also, whenever possible, the girls' legs should be as close together as possible to always make sure her box is as tight as possible. You should also learn how to last longer and please a woman sans-dick. I shouldn't have to tell you exactly what to do; every guy with some form of game knows how to seduce a woman. Just do it like a BOSS.

    2. Lose weight! I know you may think you're in fine shape but you need to drop weight like a bad habit. Get your body fat down to basically nothing. Strict diet and a heavy cardio routine is the only way. No cheating. This will eliminate all the fat from around your dick and make it POP.

    3. Trim it! Some guys/girls like when there is a bit of hair left but you can't afford anything getting in the way of your length. Bare, bald; all the time!

    4. Work it! You have to work and stretch your penis using standard 'jelqing' techniques. This is by far the most tedious part of enlarging your cock. You will have to work out four or five times a week for 30 minutes to an hour each session. If you aren't familiar with jelqing then I suggest you do a Google search and find a forum that suits you and join it. It helps to have like-minded people around for support and a place to track and report your progress. They will also have advanced techniques and tools to help you along the way (PE exercises, stretching, hanging, clamping, etc.). You said you haven't measured well now is the time! They will tell you how to properly measure at the aforementioned forums and then you can accurately track your progress and start feeling good about positive gains.

    5. Pump it! Buy a penis pump and use it with your jelqing exercises. Fuck using it before sex with a cock ring because that just screams "fucking loser" to the girl you're with. Just get a daily pump on and don't overdo it! Many guys try to inflate their penis to the size they want it to be but really, you're just trying to introduce more blood flow into your penis and stretch the tissues.

    6. Supplement it! If you have the money and you're serious like I am, go ahead and buy some pills. To be honest, I doubt they work but they certainly don't do any harm so why not? Although I don't, you can also use Viagra or a similar supplement. I don't really have problems with getting it rock hard because I'm so horny but it's definitely a good option for some.

    7. Live it! You have to live life bro! Stop worrying about something so insignificant as a penis and concentrate on living life to it's fullest. A lot of these degenerates on this website don't know shit and actually think "tearing a box" gives more fulfillment then volunteering at your local homeless shelter or going to Africa to help fight hunger. In those real situations, people care about who you are, not what you have. At the end of the day, women like an independent man who is caring, genuine, and honest. Forget trying to satisfy the 'bar star' types who are only into good looks and penis size (although if you follow these steps, these type of girls will be all over your jock as well).

    DON'T get surgery! The lengthening treatment cuts the ligaments at the base of your penis to let the penis inside your body 'fall out'. This does add length but your erections will be floppy and believe me, a girl would rather a rock hard 5 inches over 7 inches of floppy crap. The other surgery is to widen the penis by injecting fat or implants, but often, the fat is just reabsorbed by your body or the implants shift around giving you a lumpy dick. Again, a nice looking 5 beats an ugly 7 any day.

    At the end of the day, you have a working penis. You can give the gift of life and for many women, that is more than enough. But you're not just a dick, you're a good looking dude with much to give. I have a buddy who is hung like a motherfucker but often gets depressed because many girls just use him for his dick. In fact, everything in his life is chalked up to his dick. I know it sounds crazy but just believe it.

    If you put in hard work and dedication, you will get bigger, like I did. When I started out, I was 4.5" but my big problem was girth. I had a skinny skinny dick. I'm now just over 5.5" and my girth is THICK. How long did it take? About 6 years of HARD work, but here I am and I'm smashing broads left, right, and center. I'm 23 and I've slept with 37 girls, the majority of them gorgeous. I've had these girls beg for my dick, calling me to come over after the bar or instead of their boyfriend. I've had girls cab long distances just to sleep with me only to be kicked out right after. I've had girls lust after my juice, whether down their throat or on their face. I get girls coming back for more, calling me a stud or an "amazing lover". Basically, this shouldn't be happening but with a little knowledge and a lot of work, it CAN be done!

    The kicker? I never stop working because I'm afraid to go back to my old self... so it really is a lifelong effort. But believe me, when your balls deep in a broad and she's screaming because you're just that awesome, you'll forget all about your penis problems, and so will she.
     
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    Posted: Dec. 26, 2011 - 11:43 PM ET #130

    Quote Originally Posted by Roonie:

    Wow a shocker, Salty has like 50 posts in this thread 


    Close guess there Roonie

    130 posts in this thread.
    I have 7 posts in here now this makes 8 total



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    Quote Originally Posted by Roonie:

    Wow a shocker, Salty has like 50 posts in this thread 


    Close guess there Roonie

    130 posts in this thread.
    I have 7 posts in here now this makes 8 total



     
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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2011 - 3:35 AM ET #131

    i had no idea people took penis exercising so seriously never heard of this jelquing stuff. Luckily I have a good size penis, but lets be honest. Even guys with big cocks wouldn't mind an extra inch or two unless you have a foot long wang. I'd be shocked if this exercise worked one bit. Also,  I thought penis pumps were something austin powers made up. 
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    i had no idea people took penis exercising so seriously never heard of this jelquing stuff. Luckily I have a good size penis, but lets be honest. Even guys with big cocks wouldn't mind an extra inch or two unless you have a foot long wang. I'd be shocked if this exercise worked one bit. Also,  I thought penis pumps were something austin powers made up. 
     
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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2011 - 2:12 PM ET #132

    Get down on 2 knees and start practicing your tuna eating skills.
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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2011 - 3:07 PM ET #133

    Salty that Avatar is King

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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2011 - 3:22 PM ET #134

    Quote Originally Posted by boberts427:

    Salty that Avatar is King


    Thanks man

    I am always ready when duty calls

    I made that with the paintbrush program...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by boberts427:

    Salty that Avatar is King


    Thanks man

    I am always ready when duty calls

    I made that with the paintbrush program...lol
     
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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2011 - 3:46 PM ET #135

    Average penis length is 5 to 6 inches... understanding standard deviation would help you realize that those with 10+ inch dicks are as common as those with 2-3 inch dicks.

    Penis length isn't as important as width... most women like girth as it provides a more stimulating experience. I have a friend who has a huge dick... and alot of girls are not into it... most women don't have grand canyon vaginas to accomodate donkey sized dicks... and it just hurts and they want to stop

    The female vagina is 3-4 inches deep.... meaning if you have a foot long dick your not getting anything extra in compared to the guy with a 5.

    Speak with your doctor about the circumstance... I believe that length is considered a micro-penis. I'm not sure if or what they can do but a discussion with a doctor is where it should start. Listening to people on here is a no-no

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    Average penis length is 5 to 6 inches... understanding standard deviation would help you realize that those with 10+ inch dicks are as common as those with 2-3 inch dicks.

    Penis length isn't as important as width... most women like girth as it provides a more stimulating experience. I have a friend who has a huge dick... and alot of girls are not into it... most women don't have grand canyon vaginas to accomodate donkey sized dicks... and it just hurts and they want to stop

    The female vagina is 3-4 inches deep.... meaning if you have a foot long dick your not getting anything extra in compared to the guy with a 5.

    Speak with your doctor about the circumstance... I believe that length is considered a micro-penis. I'm not sure if or what they can do but a discussion with a doctor is where it should start. Listening to people on here is a no-no

     
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    Posted: Dec. 27, 2011 - 5:08 PM ET #136

    sparty you are right but you are talking about a vag when it's not horny. A vag that's not horny can be 3 inches deep but a vag that's wet and horny can go up to 9 inches deep.
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    sparty you are right but you are talking about a vag when it's not horny. A vag that's not horny can be 3 inches deep but a vag that's wet and horny can go up to 9 inches deep.
     
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    When aroused its still around 5-6 inches on average... hence the average size penis is 5-6 inches

    Some will be bigger and others will be smaller...just like the penis

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    When aroused its still around 5-6 inches on average... hence the average size penis is 5-6 inches

    Some will be bigger and others will be smaller...just like the penis

     
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    Posted: Dec. 28, 2011 - 3:37 PM ET #139

    Book a consultation appointment with a local plastic surgeon and inquire about the new Addadicktome surgery.It's suppose to work really well.
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    Book a consultation appointment with a local plastic surgeon and inquire about the new Addadicktome surgery.It's suppose to work really well.
     
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    I agree with the bs call on the VA.

    Old joke, what do you call a female to male sex change operation?

    an 'addadicktome'

     

     

     

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    I agree with the bs call on the VA.

    Old joke, what do you call a female to male sex change operation?

    an 'addadicktome'

     

     

     

     
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    Ooops, just noticed dforceoffa already said that.
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    Ooops, just noticed dforceoffa already said that.
     
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    What's hapnin Gutcheck What did the science in India come up with. I could use an extra 3-4 to be a Porn King... 
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    What's hapnin Gutcheck What did the science in India come up with. I could use an extra 3-4 to be a Porn King... 
     
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    your nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparty444:

    When aroused its still around 5-6 inches on average... hence the average size penis is 5-6 inches

    Some will be bigger and others will be smaller...just like the penis

    whateva helps ya sleep at night chief
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparty444:

    When aroused its still around 5-6 inches on average... hence the average size penis is 5-6 inches

    Some will be bigger and others will be smaller...just like the penis

    whateva helps ya sleep at night chief
     
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    I haven't done anything. Started looking into it and not really sure any of this works. Have read both good and bad reviews of surgery, some people get really messed up. Since I was last on here, I went out with that chick a few times. She is pretty cool and I confessed to her my insecurities over this. She was very cool about everything. Still seeing her. I don't give a shit anymore, it is what it is.
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    I haven't done anything. Started looking into it and not really sure any of this works. Have read both good and bad reviews of surgery, some people get really messed up. Since I was last on here, I went out with that chick a few times. She is pretty cool and I confessed to her my insecurities over this. She was very cool about everything. Still seeing her. I don't give a shit anymore, it is what it is.
     
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    thats the right attitude , it is what it is... if it functions without fail, that is so much more desirable than a nine inch penis that wont become erect

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    thats the right attitude , it is what it is... if it functions without fail, that is so much more desirable than a nine inch penis that wont become erect

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by dj_destroyer:

    Read this post carefully because you won't have to read anymore after. This information is coming straight from the horse's mouth. To preface this, I should mention that although I'm not as small as you, I'm definitely nowhere near big or endowed; perhaps average at best. I wasn't always average though, I've had problems for many years but I believe I have finally overcome my issues in the last year and I want to help every guy like me out there. So here is a 7 step plan GUARANTEED to make you bigger.

    1. Rock it! To start, you have to get in the right mind frame. You have to stop thinking about what you don't have and concentrate on what you do have. You say you're a good looking guy and you seem like you have a decent personality... flaunt it! Get a girl so enamored with you that before you even drop your pants, she is craving your cock. It's easy enough to get it to the point where she would still want you even if you had no cock. I've had girls rip my pants off and start sucking without even looking twice at my size, just because she wants me to fuck her so bad. I know this might sound crazy but it's so easy. Be confident (even though you're faking it) and go slow. Take your time. You are in control because you are the man. When in bed, learn to use your mouth and hands. Kissing her neck, nibbling her ears, rubbing your hands all over her body/through her hair, etc. Believe me, it's still a great ego boost when a girl says you have magical hands. There's also some positions that make you feel bigger such as doggystyle but also, whenever possible, the girls' legs should be as close together as possible to always make sure her box is as tight as possible. You should also learn how to last longer and please a woman sans-dick. I shouldn't have to tell you exactly what to do; every guy with some form of game knows how to seduce a woman. Just do it like a BOSS.

    2. Lose weight! I know you may think you're in fine shape but you need to drop weight like a bad habit. Get your body fat down to basically nothing. Strict diet and a heavy cardio routine is the only way. No cheating. This will eliminate all the fat from around your dick and make it POP.

    3. Trim it! Some guys/girls like when there is a bit of hair left but you can't afford anything getting in the way of your length. Bare, bald; all the time!

    4. Work it! You have to work and stretch your penis using standard 'jelqing' techniques. This is by far the most tedious part of enlarging your cock. You will have to work out four or five times a week for 30 minutes to an hour each session. If you aren't familiar with jelqing then I suggest you do a Google search and find a forum that suits you and join it. It helps to have like-minded people around for support and a place to track and report your progress. They will also have advanced techniques and tools to help you along the way (PE exercises, stretching, hanging, clamping, etc.). You said you haven't measured well now is the time! They will tell you how to properly measure at the aforementioned forums and then you can accurately track your progress and start feeling good about positive gains.

    5. Pump it! Buy a penis pump and use it with your jelqing exercises. Fuck using it before sex with a cock ring because that just screams "fucking loser" to the girl you're with. Just get a daily pump on and don't overdo it! Many guys try to inflate their penis to the size they want it to be but really, you're just trying to introduce more blood flow into your penis and stretch the tissues.

    6. Supplement it! If you have the money and you're serious like I am, go ahead and buy some pills. To be honest, I doubt they work but they certainly don't do any harm so why not? Although I don't, you can also use Viagra or a similar supplement. I don't really have problems with getting it rock hard because I'm so horny but it's definitely a good option for some.

    7. Live it! You have to live life bro! Stop worrying about something so insignificant as a penis and concentrate on living life to it's fullest. A lot of these degenerates on this website don't know shit and actually think "tearing a box" gives more fulfillment then volunteering at your local homeless shelter or going to Africa to help fight hunger. In those real situations, people care about who you are, not what you have. At the end of the day, women like an independent man who is caring, genuine, and honest. Forget trying to satisfy the 'bar star' types who are only into good looks and penis size (although if you follow these steps, these type of girls will be all over your jock as well).

    DON'T get surgery! The lengthening treatment cuts the ligaments at the base of your penis to let the penis inside your body 'fall out'. This does add length but your erections will be floppy and believe me, a girl would rather a rock hard 5 inches over 7 inches of floppy crap. The other surgery is to widen the penis by injecting fat or implants, but often, the fat is just reabsorbed by your body or the implants shift around giving you a lumpy dick. Again, a nice looking 5 beats an ugly 7 any day.

    At the end of the day, you have a working penis. You can give the gift of life and for many women, that is more than enough. But you're not just a dick, you're a good looking dude with much to give. I have a buddy who is hung like a motherfucker but often gets depressed because many girls just use him for his dick. In fact, everything in his life is chalked up to his dick. I know it sounds crazy but just believe it.

    If you put in hard work and dedication, you will get bigger, like I did. When I started out, I was 4.5" but my big problem was girth. I had a skinny skinny dick. I'm now just over 5.5" and my girth is THICK. How long did it take? About 6 years of HARD work, but here I am and I'm smashing broads left, right, and center. I'm 23 and I've slept with 37 girls, the majority of them gorgeous. I've had these girls beg for my dick, calling me to come over after the bar or instead of their boyfriend. I've had girls cab long distances just to sleep with me only to be kicked out right after. I've had girls lust after my juice, whether down their throat or on their face. I get girls coming back for more, calling me a stud or an "amazing lover". Basically, this shouldn't be happening but with a little knowledge and a lot of work, it CAN be done!

    The kicker? I never stop working because I'm afraid to go back to my old self... so it really is a lifelong effort. But believe me, when your balls deep in a broad and she's screaming because you're just that awesome, you'll forget all about your penis problems, and so will she.
    Thanks for sharing
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    Read this post carefully because you won't have to read anymore after. This information is coming straight from the horse's mouth. To preface this, I should mention that although I'm not as small as you, I'm definitely nowhere near big or endowed; perhaps average at best. I wasn't always average though, I've had problems for many years but I believe I have finally overcome my issues in the last year and I want to help every guy like me out there. So here is a 7 step plan GUARANTEED to make you bigger.

    1. Rock it! To start, you have to get in the right mind frame. You have to stop thinking about what you don't have and concentrate on what you do have. You say you're a good looking guy and you seem like you have a decent personality... flaunt it! Get a girl so enamored with you that before you even drop your pants, she is craving your cock. It's easy enough to get it to the point where she would still want you even if you had no cock. I've had girls rip my pants off and start sucking without even looking twice at my size, just because she wants me to fuck her so bad. I know this might sound crazy but it's so easy. Be confident (even though you're faking it) and go slow. Take your time. You are in control because you are the man. When in bed, learn to use your mouth and hands. Kissing her neck, nibbling her ears, rubbing your hands all over her body/through her hair, etc. Believe me, it's still a great ego boost when a girl says you have magical hands. There's also some positions that make you feel bigger such as doggystyle but also, whenever possible, the girls' legs should be as close together as possible to always make sure her box is as tight as possible. You should also learn how to last longer and please a woman sans-dick. I shouldn't have to tell you exactly what to do; every guy with some form of game knows how to seduce a woman. Just do it like a BOSS.

    2. Lose weight! I know you may think you're in fine shape but you need to drop weight like a bad habit. Get your body fat down to basically nothing. Strict diet and a heavy cardio routine is the only way. No cheating. This will eliminate all the fat from around your dick and make it POP.

    3. Trim it! Some guys/girls like when there is a bit of hair left but you can't afford anything getting in the way of your length. Bare, bald; all the time!

    4. Work it! You have to work and stretch your penis using standard 'jelqing' techniques. This is by far the most tedious part of enlarging your cock. You will have to work out four or five times a week for 30 minutes to an hour each session. If you aren't familiar with jelqing then I suggest you do a Google search and find a forum that suits you and join it. It helps to have like-minded people around for support and a place to track and report your progress. They will also have advanced techniques and tools to help you along the way (PE exercises, stretching, hanging, clamping, etc.). You said you haven't measured well now is the time! They will tell you how to properly measure at the aforementioned forums and then you can accurately track your progress and start feeling good about positive gains.

    5. Pump it! Buy a penis pump and use it with your jelqing exercises. Fuck using it before sex with a cock ring because that just screams "fucking loser" to the girl you're with. Just get a daily pump on and don't overdo it! Many guys try to inflate their penis to the size they want it to be but really, you're just trying to introduce more blood flow into your penis and stretch the tissues.

    6. Supplement it! If you have the money and you're serious like I am, go ahead and buy some pills. To be honest, I doubt they work but they certainly don't do any harm so why not? Although I don't, you can also use Viagra or a similar supplement. I don't really have problems with getting it rock hard because I'm so horny but it's definitely a good option for some.

    7. Live it! You have to live life bro! Stop worrying about something so insignificant as a penis and concentrate on living life to it's fullest. A lot of these degenerates on this website don't know shit and actually think "tearing a box" gives more fulfillment then volunteering at your local homeless shelter or going to Africa to help fight hunger. In those real situations, people care about who you are, not what you have. At the end of the day, women like an independent man who is caring, genuine, and honest. Forget trying to satisfy the 'bar star' types who are only into good looks and penis size (although if you follow these steps, these type of girls will be all over your jock as well).

    DON'T get surgery! The lengthening treatment cuts the ligaments at the base of your penis to let the penis inside your body 'fall out'. This does add length but your erections will be floppy and believe me, a girl would rather a rock hard 5 inches over 7 inches of floppy crap. The other surgery is to widen the penis by injecting fat or implants, but often, the fat is just reabsorbed by your body or the implants shift around giving you a lumpy dick. Again, a nice looking 5 beats an ugly 7 any day.

    At the end of the day, you have a working penis. You can give the gift of life and for many women, that is more than enough. But you're not just a dick, you're a good looking dude with much to give. I have a buddy who is hung like a motherfucker but often gets depressed because many girls just use him for his dick. In fact, everything in his life is chalked up to his dick. I know it sounds crazy but just believe it.

    If you put in hard work and dedication, you will get bigger, like I did. When I started out, I was 4.5" but my big problem was girth. I had a skinny skinny dick. I'm now just over 5.5" and my girth is THICK. How long did it take? About 6 years of HARD work, but here I am and I'm smashing broads left, right, and center. I'm 23 and I've slept with 37 girls, the majority of them gorgeous. I've had these girls beg for my dick, calling me to come over after the bar or instead of their boyfriend. I've had girls cab long distances just to sleep with me only to be kicked out right after. I've had girls lust after my juice, whether down their throat or on their face. I get girls coming back for more, calling me a stud or an "amazing lover". Basically, this shouldn't be happening but with a little knowledge and a lot of work, it CAN be done!

    The kicker? I never stop working because I'm afraid to go back to my old self... so it really is a lifelong effort. But believe me, when your balls deep in a broad and she's screaming because you're just that awesome, you'll forget all about your penis problems, and so will she.
    Thanks for sharing
     
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    Posted: Jan. 15, 2012 - 3:26 AM ET #149

    Quote Originally Posted by gutcheck:

    Ya Salty, but then I am not getting any pleasure, the dildo is. Fuck man. I have to get this fixed. What kind of doctor does these implants?


    How about Dr. Nick?
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    Ya Salty, but then I am not getting any pleasure, the dildo is. Fuck man. I have to get this fixed. What kind of doctor does these implants?


    How about Dr. Nick?
     
     
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