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#26
i stopped reding after a few posts.
Bottom line the OP is a completePUSSY.
You obviously came to wrong place and asked the wrong question.
#manthefuckup
Need Help For Bachelor Party Ideas Please
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#31
Quote Originally Posted by Kelly_Slater:
sorry BRO
sorry BRO
ok i recommend Chuck E Cheese they have Draft beer.
Okay thanks...Dave and Busters...possibly might be okay. I'm just gonna just down these ideas and then run it through with the other people and which ever one has the most votes we will do that.
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#33
Ok you don't have to order hookers but at least go throw some cash at strippers, it feels good and they like it.
Get hammered, hit a strip club, go to the casino. That's nice and basic. Even guys that say they don't like strip clubs get excited once they're in a room full of naked woman, just treat them like the pieces of meat that they are. Then leave.
Cut the fat out of the group too, don't bring guys that will spill the beans.
Hint: start with a lot of booze then have a limo pick you up, nobody is gonna kill the vibe from there. Just tell them you're making a stop on the way to the casino.
I would say Vegas personally, but that road trip might work out too. Just please make sure you get this guys eyes on bare tits at the very least, he's clearly never gonna see another pair again other than his wives based on the description.
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#35
Quote Originally Posted by gofish3:
Ok you don't have to order hookers but at least go throw some cash at strippers, it feels good and they like it.
Ok you don't have to order hookers but at least go throw some cash at strippers, it feels good and they like it.
Get hammered, hit a strip club, go to the casino. That's nice and basic. Even guys that say they don't like strip clubs get excited once they're in a room full of naked woman, just treat them like the pieces of meat that they are. Then leave.
Cut the fat out of the group too, don't bring guys that will spill the beans.
Hint: start with a lot of booze then have a limo pick you up, nobody is gonna kill the vibe from there. Just tell them you're making a stop on the way to the casino.
I would say Vegas personally, but that road trip might work out too. Just please make sure you get this guys eyes on bare tits at the very least, he's clearly never gonna see another pair again other than his wives based on the description.
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#36
Quote Originally Posted by Absolutxedge22:
My brother is getting married in October and I'm in charge of planning everything. I need some ideas please if possible, I have never done this before. Please no drugs, strip clubs/hookers. This is going to be on Saturday, September 21. I was thinking golf in the morning, lunch somewhere, Tigers game, casino, and stay the night there. A lot of the people live in the southwest part of Michigan near Kalamazoo. My brother and I live in Lansing. Traveling won't be an issue but please need some ideas if this doesn't sound good at all. We live in Michigan. Thanks fellas.
I don't need to read the responses that were already made, because I'm sure they all said what everyone was thinking. You're the worst f*cking brother ever. I would be shocked if he doesn't even allow you in the wedding after whatever dumb*ss plan you finally settle on.
My brother is getting married in October and I'm in charge of planning everything. I need some ideas please if possible, I have never done this before. Please no drugs, strip clubs/hookers. This is going to be on Saturday, September 21. I was thinking golf in the morning, lunch somewhere, Tigers game, casino, and stay the night there. A lot of the people live in the southwest part of Michigan near Kalamazoo. My brother and I live in Lansing. Traveling won't be an issue but please need some ideas if this doesn't sound good at all. We live in Michigan. Thanks fellas.
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#37
Ok after reading all the responses. It sounds like you have good intentions and just want to honor your brothers wishes, but that's just the thing it isn't your brothers wishes(unless of course he is happy), but they are his fiance's wishes. He's telling you no to make her happy and have plausible deniability. Who gives a sh*t if his future wife doesn't like you if he's dumb enough to tell her what happened.
Chances are he's going to be divorced in less then 5 years anyways so you might as well let your brother have one hell of a night to make something good come out of losing half of his sh*t.
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#38
Quote Originally Posted by Absolutxedge22:
Ktrain yeah I don't know...just trying to get some ideas together. Maybe it won't be called a bachelor's party...maybe a guys night instead..who knows. I just want to respect what he doesn't want and try to make it as fun as possible for him...whatever that may be.
Ktrain yeah I don't know...just trying to get some ideas together. Maybe it won't be called a bachelor's party...maybe a guys night instead..who knows. I just want to respect what he doesn't want and try to make it as fun as possible for him...whatever that may be.
Definitely don't think all the harsh comments directed at you are necessary. I'm just putting myself in the shoes of everyone involved (groom, you, others that will attend party). Some guys will probably want to rage but this is an occasion in honor of the groom, so his needs do come first. However, if you want a good turn out you're going to need to appease the masses somewhat.
I'd start with MSU/ND game, then find a good spot for dinner, then drinks afterwards with a casino trip involved....then once everyone is nice and drunk, i'm sure the strip club will seem like a good idea. plan for it, just don't put it on the itinerary. And if, at that point, the groom STILL doesn't feel like going (and i'm sure the peer pressure will help him decide to go) then he can back out with an excuse of being too drunk or tired. All the guys that still want to party can go to the strip club.
That's what I would do in this situation. BOL to whatever you decide.
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#39
Quote Originally Posted by Ktrain:
Definitely don't think all the harsh comments directed at you are necessary. I'm just putting myself in the shoes of everyone involved (groom, you, others that will attend party). Some guys will probably want to rage but this is an occasion in honor of the groom, so his needs do come first. However, if you want a good turn out you're going to need to appease the masses somewhat.
I'd start with MSU/ND game, then find a good spot for dinner, then drinks afterwards with a casino trip involved....then once everyone is nice and drunk, i'm sure the strip club will seem like a good idea. plan for it, just don't put it on the itinerary. And if, at that point, the groom STILL doesn't feel like going (and i'm sure the peer pressure will help him decide to go) then he can back out with an excuse of being too drunk or tired. All the guys that still want to party can go to the strip club.
That's what I would do in this situation. BOL to whatever you decide.
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#40
Quote Originally Posted by Dsn150:
Just my 2 cents- probably gonna get blasted for this-
I think bachelor parties are overrated-
Why piss off people you're gonna have a close relationship with presumably forever-
I would honor your brother's wishes-
There will be plenty of opportunities for night/weekends out down the road- why taint the new sister in laws opinion of you forever for one night of "fun"?
You can still have a lot of fun without crossing the line that your brother has drawn-
BOL
Just my 2 cents- probably gonna get blasted for this-
I think bachelor parties are overrated-
Why piss off people you're gonna have a close relationship with presumably forever-
I would honor your brother's wishes-
There will be plenty of opportunities for night/weekends out down the road- why taint the new sister in laws opinion of you forever for one night of "fun"?
You can still have a lot of fun without crossing the line that your brother has drawn-
BOL
I disagree with part of this statement. There really AREN'T going to be a lot of times in the future where you are going to be able to get all the guys together for a weekend like this. Once you're married and start having kids these opportunities present themselves less and less. IMO, that's kind of the point of the bachelor party, one last goodbye to gatherings like this.
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#41
Quote Originally Posted by Ktrain:
Definitely don't think all the harsh comments directed at you are necessary. I'm just putting myself in the shoes of everyone involved (groom, you, others that will attend party). Some guys will probably want to rage but this is an occasion in honor of the groom, so his needs do come first. However, if you want a good turn out you're going to need to appease the masses somewhat.
I'd start with MSU/ND game, then find a good spot for dinner, then drinks afterwards with a casino trip involved....then once everyone is nice and drunk, i'm sure the strip club will seem like a good idea. plan for it, just don't put it on the itinerary. And if, at that point, the groom STILL doesn't feel like going (and i'm sure the peer pressure will help him decide to go) then he can back out with an excuse of being too drunk or tired. All the guys that still want to party can go to the strip club.
That's what I would do in this situation. BOL to whatever you decide.
Sounds like the best idea yet. Thanks.
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#43
Best Bachelor party I ever went to was golf followed by dinner and a "home" hold 'em poker game. We actually had a pretty big group and hired two women as dealers who came dressed.....let's just say.....in a very distracting way. They were strippers, but you can hire dealers who will just be teases as well. Ours would actually get up and rub her boobs in a person's face when he was in the "tank" trying to make a decision. They would also distract the players in other ways occasionally playing with themselves.
Casinos are over-rated with big groups. Everyone wants to do something different and that's not the point of a Bachelor Party IMO. Half the time when you get to that point, one or two morons is so loaded they can't even stand up....then you have to take care of that person and drag their behind around.
Less is more IMO. You don't need to go to 8 different places. Makes it a night of rounding up everyone when it's time to go and taking care of the overly loaded.
Golf....dinner.....poker, etc. Purpose is to hang out with the guys, not other morons.
And for what it's worth, I've been to a LOT of Bachelor parties.
But to each their own.
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#45
Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:
Best Bachelor party I ever went to was golf followed by dinner and a "home" hold 'em poker game. We actually had a pretty big group and hired two women as dealers who came dressed.....let's just say.....in a very distracting way. They were strippers, but you can hire dealers who will just be teases as well. Ours would actually get up and rub her boobs in a person's face when he was in the "tank" trying to make a decision. They would also distract the players in other ways occasionally playing with themselves.
Best Bachelor party I ever went to was golf followed by dinner and a "home" hold 'em poker game. We actually had a pretty big group and hired two women as dealers who came dressed.....let's just say.....in a very distracting way. They were strippers, but you can hire dealers who will just be teases as well. Ours would actually get up and rub her boobs in a person's face when he was in the "tank" trying to make a decision. They would also distract the players in other ways occasionally playing with themselves.
Casinos are over-rated with big groups. Everyone wants to do something different and that's not the point of a Bachelor Party IMO. Half the time when you get to that point, one or two morons is so loaded they can't even stand up....then you have to take care of that person and drag their behind around.
Less is more IMO. You don't need to go to 8 different places. Makes it a night of rounding up everyone when it's time to go and taking care of the overly loaded.
Golf....dinner.....poker, etc. Purpose is to hang out with the guys, not other morons.
And for what it's worth, I've been to a LOT of Bachelor parties.
But to each their own.
Nails hutch.
Short version is minimize/simplify the number of places you go to and let/bring the action to you guys. 101 kids.
Posted:
#47
Quote Originally Posted by Kelly_Slater:
yeh your bad dickbreath.
yeh your bad dickbreath.
maybe you "guys" can play lazer tag together
maybe you "gays" can play swords together
maybe you can drink shirley temples 
#toolbox
Funny behind posts K slater
22 Don't tell or let future wifey dictate anything with the party you throw for your bro It's not her party and besides, wtf do you think her girlfriends are going to throw for her.
Have as much FUN as possible whatever you decide, but........traditionally, nudity is a major player in these one in a lifetime events. Ahhhh...the memories of my own,(thrown by my baby bro and very well orchestrated) classic night
Everybody had a blast 
It's not her party and besides, wtf do you think her girlfriends are going to throw for her. Have as much FUN as possible whatever you decide, but........traditionally, nudity is a major player in these one in a lifetime events. Ahhhh...the memories of my own,(thrown by my baby bro and very well orchestrated) classic night Everybody had a blast 
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#48
Had a buddy that was against the stripper thing because he didn't want his fiancé to find out. So we all went to one house and got hammered, then went to the strip club. This guy was pushing girls off of him that were trying to give him lap dances. He ended up leaving early and the rest of us had a ball. Don't really talk to this box-whipped dude anymore. Lost all respect for him acting like weirdo at the strip club. He also told his wife we went Hooters. WTF, gotta have strippers, my wife fully expected me to be surrounded by strippers for my party and I was. You gotta at least come through with strippers
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#50
Quote Originally Posted by LarryWayne10:
Had a buddy that was against the stripper thing because he didn't want his fiancé to find out. So we all went to one house and got hammered, then went to the strip club. This guy was pushing girls off of him that were trying to give him lap dances. He ended up leaving early and the rest of us had a ball. Don't really talk to this box-whipped dude anymore. Lost all respect for him acting like weirdo at the strip club. He also told his wife we went Hooters. WTF, gotta have strippers, my wife fully expected me to be surrounded by strippers for my party and I was. You gotta at least come through with strippers
Had a buddy that was against the stripper thing because he didn't want his fiancé to find out. So we all went to one house and got hammered, then went to the strip club. This guy was pushing girls off of him that were trying to give him lap dances. He ended up leaving early and the rest of us had a ball. Don't really talk to this box-whipped dude anymore. Lost all respect for him acting like weirdo at the strip club. He also told his wife we went Hooters. WTF, gotta have strippers, my wife fully expected me to be surrounded by strippers for my party and I was. You gotta at least come through with strippers
I'm with you. If that dude's fiance can't trust him at bachelor party with strippers, then there's a much bigger problem here.
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