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    i will be Tutoring little kindergartens!

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    SuddenDeath
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    Posted: Oct. 1, 2011 - 1:47 PM ET #26

    It reminds me of this story. 

    A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his
    days in the air force. (Joke best delivered with a good thick accent)
    "In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very
    strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the
    bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.
    (At this point, several of the children giggle.)
    I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and
    shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was
    another fokker behind me."
    At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys
    start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point
    out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company"
    "That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."



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    It reminds me of this story. 

    A World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his
    days in the air force. (Joke best delivered with a good thick accent)
    "In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very
    strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the
    bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.
    (At this point, several of the children giggle.)
    I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and
    shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was
    another fokker behind me."
    At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys
    start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point
    out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company"
    "That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."



     
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    Posted: Oct. 1, 2011 - 2:49 PM ET #27

    look on the bright side....


    i don't even remember my kindergarden-3grade teacher and im sure most of you don't either...


    so don't worry,  be happy 


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    look on the bright side....


    i don't even remember my kindergarden-3grade teacher and im sure most of you don't either...


    so don't worry,  be happy 


     
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    Posted: Oct. 1, 2011 - 3:07 PM ET #28

    I hope they throw tomatoes at you. Ha!
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    I hope they throw tomatoes at you. Ha!
     
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    Posted: Oct. 1, 2011 - 5:35 PM ET #29

    Take a few pictures in of a dog and like a badass parrot and tell them they are yours even if they aren't...theres a good 5 minutes worth of rambling. Then tell them how much you love X sport and your favorite team is _____. Then talk about how close you are with your family and bring in pics of them....then tell them you really love movies (this should create numerous comments about how all these kids love Toy Story and the Lion King, yadayadayada). There you have it....10 mins worth of legitimate bullshit that is very believable. Eureka! ad1260 has just solved your problem and created you a presentation  oh and then tell them what your favorite subject in school is just to add a little "education" flare to it. Like someone said, these are little kids who will ask millions of questions which will eat up the clock my friend, good luck! 
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    Take a few pictures in of a dog and like a badass parrot and tell them they are yours even if they aren't...theres a good 5 minutes worth of rambling. Then tell them how much you love X sport and your favorite team is _____. Then talk about how close you are with your family and bring in pics of them....then tell them you really love movies (this should create numerous comments about how all these kids love Toy Story and the Lion King, yadayadayada). There you have it....10 mins worth of legitimate bullshit that is very believable. Eureka! ad1260 has just solved your problem and created you a presentation  oh and then tell them what your favorite subject in school is just to add a little "education" flare to it. Like someone said, these are little kids who will ask millions of questions which will eat up the clock my friend, good luck! 
     
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    Posted: Oct. 1, 2011 - 6:56 PM ET #30

    Just make sure you don't tell any of the kids about your extensive collection of german Porn.
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    Just make sure you don't tell any of the kids about your extensive collection of german Porn.
     
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    Posted: Oct. 1, 2011 - 9:06 PM ET #31

    Talk about Snoopy, what kids don't love Snoopy!
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    Talk about Snoopy, what kids don't love Snoopy!
     
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    Posted: Oct. 2, 2011 - 2:07 PM ET #32

    Good luck Kktdoc
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    Good luck Kktdoc
     
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    Posted: Oct. 2, 2011 - 6:15 PM ET #33

    Let us know how it turns out, and wash your hands often them critters carry germs. GL
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    Let us know how it turns out, and wash your hands often them critters carry germs. GL
     
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    Posted: Oct. 2, 2011 - 8:54 PM ET #34

    my couz teaches kindergarten 
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    my couz teaches kindergarten 
     
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    Posted: Oct. 2, 2011 - 10:03 PM ET #35

    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpson:

    Hand out parlay sheets

     

    ahahahhaaaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimpson:

    Hand out parlay sheets

     

    ahahahhaaaaa

     
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    Posted: Oct. 3, 2011 - 6:58 AM ET #36

    card tricks are good if you know them...

    three card monty

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    card tricks are good if you know them...

    three card monty

     
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    Posted: Oct. 5, 2011 - 12:13 AM ET #37

    So, I had my first tutored day with the kids.

    I ended up bringing folded little stars, told them a little bit about myself, and made up a trivia games about the movie Shrek & Iron Man.  

    The kids are excited to answer the trivias, and each ended up earning a star from me.  Some earned a little rock, of which, I told them one of my passion was collecting rocks.

    The teachers were midly hot; though, most are married. Now, I know why kids get sick easy. If they sneeze, they'll wipe it everywhere and anywhere. The whole school smells like "bacteria" more or less,i.e, the smell of saliva after it has been exposed to air hours after hours. Do you know that smell?  I think everyone know that odor.

    Most teachers are female; though, I do have one male teacher that I tutored for. Being my first day there, I can tell who are the smart students, the naughty ones, and the ones that just don't care.

    This is not racist, but racial profiling do fits in group categories.  For example, I've met with a couple of african "black" kids that just literally make up every excuse not to complete their in-class assignment.  Even when I asked them to try and point out what letter "T" looks like, they would refuse to try or be arrogant about it.  All the while, I have a mexican kid who isn't proficient in English tries to learn as much as he can.  Then again, i also have students that don't need much supervision such as caucasian "white" children who just completes their work and follow what is being told. 

    I know it might sound harsh to some people on here.  But, what I am stating is the truth. Immigrants do try harder than their counterpart. You might say that it is impossible to predict of how they will grow up or into at such an early age.  I say it is a hereditary genetic that is inborn from the very beginning.

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    So, I had my first tutored day with the kids.

    I ended up bringing folded little stars, told them a little bit about myself, and made up a trivia games about the movie Shrek & Iron Man.  

    The kids are excited to answer the trivias, and each ended up earning a star from me.  Some earned a little rock, of which, I told them one of my passion was collecting rocks.

    The teachers were midly hot; though, most are married. Now, I know why kids get sick easy. If they sneeze, they'll wipe it everywhere and anywhere. The whole school smells like "bacteria" more or less,i.e, the smell of saliva after it has been exposed to air hours after hours. Do you know that smell?  I think everyone know that odor.

    Most teachers are female; though, I do have one male teacher that I tutored for. Being my first day there, I can tell who are the smart students, the naughty ones, and the ones that just don't care.

    This is not racist, but racial profiling do fits in group categories.  For example, I've met with a couple of african "black" kids that just literally make up every excuse not to complete their in-class assignment.  Even when I asked them to try and point out what letter "T" looks like, they would refuse to try or be arrogant about it.  All the while, I have a mexican kid who isn't proficient in English tries to learn as much as he can.  Then again, i also have students that don't need much supervision such as caucasian "white" children who just completes their work and follow what is being told. 

    I know it might sound harsh to some people on here.  But, what I am stating is the truth. Immigrants do try harder than their counterpart. You might say that it is impossible to predict of how they will grow up or into at such an early age.  I say it is a hereditary genetic that is inborn from the very beginning.

     
     
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    Posted: Oct. 5, 2011 - 12:14 AM ET #38

    Quote Originally Posted by Suckitup:

    What will you be tutoring the kids in?  I hope it's not English as your grammar is awful. 

    ............................

    suck it up. GL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Suckitup:

    What will you be tutoring the kids in?  I hope it's not English as your grammar is awful. 

    ............................

    suck it up. GL.

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