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I tried okcupid out and got tricked by the faceshot. Got to the bar and called the number she gave me. I hear a phone ringing and look to my left to a see a hippopotamus pick up. She noticed me calling her and saw my deer in headlights face and immediately begged me to stay and keep her company. Told me two of her cats died this week and she was very depressed. I'm a sucker for this kind of stuff. Didn't want to storm off and make her even more depressed and who knows mb suicidal. So I listened to 2 hours of bullshit about her cats and how awful her life was and pounded about 15 beers. I let her blow me after dinner thinking I was doing her a charitable service and went home disgusted. I think I scrubbed a layer of skin off my dong that night showering. Worst part is she called me a bunch the next day and I was having a terrible fat chick hangover of guilty feelings and I didn't answer any of them. Probably did the Walrus more harm than good mentally
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