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I slept with my girl's best friend on Valentine's Day then dumped my Girl!

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lmfao....i'll bet you are still a virgin....
 
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Title to this thread is straight off one of those daytime talkshows Springer,Ricki Lake etc

Try and upload some of those angry voicemails that were left on your phone and maybe a pic of too,this is the only thing that will get the naysayers to believe you

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you and palladium need to go buttfuck eachother
 
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LOCK OF THE CENTURY----

This story is 100% BULLSHIT--------


However there is likely some truth to this STORY--

I think this guy probably does want to FUCK his girlfriends friend BUT has not done it, and was HIGH on Marujuana and decided to FABRICATE a story about it and this is how he DREAMED the story up---

The reason I know this, is because I have advanced TRAINING in statement Analysis and deception and I can tell you that this STORY is FABRICATED, it has all the signs of a lie--
 
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I wont even BOTHER, but I can tell you with the following words that this story is proven to be FALSE----

There is about 4 DECEPTIVE phrases he used which are COMMON-

He used about 5 connectors and JUSTIFIERS also--

Every sign was there for me to immediately know this is 100% bullshit.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Sammy_Meatballs:


I wont even BOTHER, but I can tell you with the following words that this story is proven to be FALSE----

There is about 4 DECEPTIVE phrases he used which are COMMON-

He used about 5 connectors and JUSTIFIERS also--

Every sign was there for me to immediately know this is 100% bullshit.

 

can you apply this science to in-depth game analysis and write-ups?

 
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this thread is pointless without pictures
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Slovak:

this story is b.s. this goofball has probably never even seen a vag.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Irish08:

Story is bullshit: -1100

what's the max bet?

 
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Oh man

Line started at -700 when the thread opened and now it's up to -1200

 

 
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omg
 
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this guy knows how to impress people
 
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Man I'm jealous. Sounds hot! Keep pounding away bro.
 
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i hope she doesn't fart in her sleep
 
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Send your ex on a plane to Australia,,,,,,,,make sure its a return ticket though,,



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Quote Originally Posted by PAZ-MAN:

My girl's best friend was staying at our house because she had a restraining order out on her boyfriend who was stalking her. So we let her stay with us because she was terrified of her boyfriend and she had no other place to stay and had no job. 

Well, I knew the best friend liked me because she would give me these looks all the time hinting that she wanted me and these things you can just get a feel for. I felt the same about her too. I was attracted to her and wanted to bang her for the longest but she was my girl's best friend so we both felt uncomfortable making the first move. If I made the first move she might tell my girl and if she made the first move, she thought I may tell my girl. So on Valentine's day it just happened! My girl went to visit her ailing grandmother in the hospital for a few hours and I came out of the shower and was in my robe and I strolled to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee and what do you know, her friend was in her underpants bending over to reach for something in the refrigerator and I kind of bumped into her  from behind just to see what her reaction would be? I said excuse me and Sorry! Next thing you know she backs up and pushes her ass into my crotch and the rest was history. I start kissing her and we start feeling each other out and then we move to the bed and have incredible sex!!! The sex was great and she admits she has had a crush on me for the longest! 

To be honest I have been tired of my girl for the past 2 years and I needed something new so I dumped my girl last night(Valentine's Day) and now I am with her best friend! My girl is shocked and crying like crazy and keeps calling me but I let it go to voicemail. I told her I am with her best friend and now she wants to kill the best friend and keeps calling her a home wrecker and sending her threats over the phone. 

My now ex-girl is now staying at her Mothers house but her stuff is still at my house and I need to let her back in the house to get her stuff. Or maybe I should just leave it all on the doorstep because if she comes into the house she may go ballistic! 

I've been banging the best friend non-stop and my dick is a bout to fall off! Also I'm a little worried about her ex-boyfriend because If he finds out he may go bonkers too! He's kind of crazy!!! 

I know people will call me a dog and a piece of shit but hey a man gotta do what a man's gotta do!!!

 

 

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WHATEVER

 
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Are you ready for some baseball PAZ?
 
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Story sounds fake.

If not, go get fucked and consider playing in the middle of the street with some moving cars, douche. You really are the scum of the fucking earth. Karma will pay you back for that kind of shit
 
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asshole.........you havn't learned anything.......you will stay dump....one time asshole, always asshole
 
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its unreal how people actually put in time and effort to make something up.

true f-ing loser...joke or not, what a waste

 
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Dude,sorry but you didn't pass SammyMeatball Lie Detector test

Failure Big Time

 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Irish08:

Story is bullshit: -1100

That is a steal, i would empty all my credit cards, load up my account and unload every dollar on this being total bullshit.  That is a lock.......

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