Howard Stern - Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on now....

I don't like medicated pete either, you must have to see him to 'get it', because on the radio he is just boring.

any of you guys have howard tv, watch the bonus show, sal and richard get medicated pete to fuck with ronnie and scott the engineer pretty good lolol

funny stuff

At first I thought his shtick was ok, but now I realize he's just a serial liar and nothing he says can be taken as truth.  He just goes along with any explanation for his actions that other people come up with.

Some of the whack-packers are too funny, but he't not one of them.

Ronnie the limo driver is a dickkkkkkkk haha.

High-pitch Eric

I miss Beetlejuice being a solid regular, although he's on from time to time.

beetlejuice is the best wack packer by far, hes the fuckin man

In Norm Clarke's book he talked about when Tiger was in Vegas with Elin playing BJ, Elin tipped the waitress and tiger threw a $5 chip on her tray and Elin said "I already tipped her" and Tiger took the chip back off of her tray

Beetlejuice

He really is as bad as can.

not to sound racist or anything but i used to deliver pizzas when i was younger and the majority of the time if i delivered to a black person i would never get a tip and they act like they are doing me a favor tipping me 65 cents.  dont get me wrong tho there were some blacks who would hook me up good, but they were few and far between.  i remember this one dude who always hooked it up with a minimum 7+ dollar tip everytime, he was a met fan haha, but still a really cool dude.

I know all kinds of people from different races that tip little to nothing.

I hook my delivery guys up, and I've found over time I'm waiting 15-20 for my food as oppose to 40-an hour. 

Trust me they know who their good customers are...and they reward them with piping hot food

Yeah I dunno, I delivered too, bad tippers come in all colors.

The one that stands out most was a really cleaned up white guy, looked like he had money, nice guy - I stood there and bullshitted with him for 5 minutes because I didn't have anywhere else to be - he told me about how he used to deliver pizza and it seems like most kids delivering today are getting ripped off because they don't get the delivery fee (blah blah blah blah blah)... and after all of that he gave me $12 for his $11.80 pizza.  Thanks a lot dickhead.

Haha I'm not the type to trash anyone's yard, but yes, we know who tips well - but it usually goes by the area.  For example where i was delivering they have a different town name every 5 feet, every other step you take you are in a new 'town', and they were all basically the same but for some reason there were some areas with shitty little houses where EVERYONE tipped so well!  And other places where you were only getting the $2 delivery fee and you knew it - so of course I'm going to hurry up and get the hot food to my good tippers.

Once I delivered to the shittiest little shit-hole Ive ever seen - they gave me directions and told me they were in the trailer that sat down behind the road, I found the place and called them and they said 'no that's our neighbor, we're the next trailer down' (farther off the road).  Walking down there you can see junk piled up in every window so you can't even see into this place.  I get to the door, they open it and I swear to god, they had marble countertops in this trailer, and about the biggest flat screen TV I've ever seen.  Clearly drug dealers or something but man, that was the nicest trailer I've ever seen.  They tipped me ten bucks - I considered it hush money.

If someone tipped my 20 cents I wouldn't leave their front step w/o atleast taking their mailbox! That's crazy.

 

I think people with money tip less.....the old cliche of you don't get rich by giving it away.  It's sad really that the people with the least usually tend to be the most generous. That's just my twenty cents though

That old saying should be tweaked a little bit to say that you don't get rich by giving it away - you get rich by only giving it away when other people are watching and will give you credit for giving it away.

Ive mentioned this before but I worked at a high end place during college serving since the hours were flexible and getting cash daily was quite nice..

Athletes in general are horrible tippers..there are exceptions like Charles Barkley (who dined where I worked often and was a great person to take care of) but most athletes (all sports) were brutal tippers and snobby as hell to boot.

I thought Skank #2 said that Tiger always used rubbers with her, or she always made hims wear rubbers, or something. 

Skank #3 (Jamie II) seemed like a party girl who was just up for a good time. 

Skank #2 seemed like a call girl, more or less, and sounded like she'd be about as much fun to hang around with as a head cold. 

Skank #1 (Jaimie I) seemed like someone just looking for a husband, or a better apartment. 

Doofenschmirtz Evil is carpeted!

People that are asking (begging) for tips are greedy people.  The person already paid for the food, so leave them alone.

Tiger must want 2 punch Howards teeth in  

I just went to the site to check out the person in their bikinis and it's down. Must have crashed because everyone else is doing the same thing?

and whats up with the jon hein character? hes gotta be the most boring,robot sounding person on the planet. but he's jewish so howard loves him i guess

He is terrible 

 

not shocked by this at all.  Most of these rich fuckers are nothing more then big cheapstakes.  Michael Jordan doesnt even know what a tip is?

 

Out of all the 'normal' people on the show, meaning non-wack-packers, JD is one of my favorites.  I'm guessing not everyone will agree with me but I could listen to him talk all day.  "Yaow,ell, er, i'ono!"  *woof*!

 Ed Torrian

Or better yet, Artie's impression of Ed Torrian.