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What we have learned so far:

1.  Tiger has a 9 inch penis (confirmed by all - Howard keeps saying how life is so unfair, some get so much and the rest of us get nothing - funny)
2.  Tiger likes group sex, dressing up as a businessman in a suit and role playing, loves to dirty talk, tried anal almost every time, liked to watch his friend (male) bang girls, and he is an ass man.
3.  Tiger never wears a rubber.
4.  Tiger was extremely cheap.
5.  Tiger is extremely jealous, even of his ho's.
 
Jamie Grubbs up now......
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Wonder if Earl watched The Mack and Dolemite on a loop after he thought Tiger was sound asleep. 

Forgot about that show today.

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isn't grubbs the toothless one wtf
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MrBugatti:

Wonder if Earl watched The Mack and Dolemite on a loop after he thought Tiger was sound asleep. 

Forgot about that show today.

Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc.

My name is Doof and you'll do what I say.

Tiger banged Contestant #1 the night his dad died.

I think the most amazing thing is that Tiger never used a rubber with any of them. 

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gonna listen to the west coast feed.  can't wait.  Grubbs and who else are competing? 
 
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Jamie Grubbs didnt know TIger was married for the first year.  He told her that he wasnt married.  She says she was crushed when she found out, but continued to bang her.
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Quote Originally Posted by Molsen:

gonna listen to the west coast feed.  can't wait.  Grubbs and who else are competing? 

Jamie Jungers, Jamie Grubbs, and Loradonna something or other.

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shows like these will be missed when his contract expires.  i hope he re-signs in some capacity. 
 
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Jamie Jungers wins in a runaway....  Wins 75K and a 3 carat diamond ring.

Jamie Grubbs comes in 2nd, and Loradonna in 3rd.

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Fun Fact - Loradonna also banged Bruce Willis and Michael Jordan.

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Jami Jungers crying and shaking at the annoncement of her victory....

She says "this is the best day of my life"....

You cant make this stuff up 

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God bless Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, BobAbooey, JD, High pitch Eric, Medicated Pete, Ham Hands, Artie Lang and the rest of the crew

 
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They could only end up getting 3 of the chicks?

That is too bad..
 
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Quote Originally Posted by wallstreetcappers:

They could only end up getting 3 of the chicks?

That is too bad..

They had more - Uchitel wanted to be ther but couldnt becasue of an "agreement" she has....

Bababooey is going to tell the story of a 4th girl who dropped out very recently.

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Thanks..

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Bababooey says "Boss, there was conspiracy here".

4th girl was Jocelyn James - dropped out yesterday - Bababooey says "forces were at work keeping these girls away".

Same story with Uchitel.

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Tiger never tips.

The mistresses were always embarassed at restaurants and bars.

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Quote Originally Posted by MLBguru:

 Artie Lang



Whats going on with Artie? Haven't listened to the show in a while. Did they ever update his condition?

Fucking great show today.
 
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He's laying low, Howard does not like to talk about it.

One woman always calls in complaining about the lack of Artie updates, and Howard got pissed and told her he will pay the $500 back to her and ban her from Satellite radio if she accepts.

 
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the replay is on right now.  just starting. 
 
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Techno beaver


Elite, they never speak artie's name.  'we speak your naaames'  .  No updates on his condition or anything about him, ever.
 
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Haha I just heard Techno Beaver on the way back from lunch, it's Howard's favourite show.

I think they need to get rid of medicated Pete, I think he's a fraud.

I need more high pitch Eric!

 
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hahaha today was a great show, what a cheap fuck tiger is for not tipping
 
 
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i wish they could have got rachel uchitel in the pageant but tiger paid her 3 to 5 mil in hush money  
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