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Heading up to Wal-Mart to pick up on women

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mncppc54

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Posted: Dec. 12, 2012 - 6:24 PM ET #51

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Posted: Dec. 12, 2012 - 10:34 PM ET #52

cpfs146

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Posted: Dec. 13, 2012 - 4:16 AM ET #53

Any updates ? have you garbaged anymore darns from the Walmart

calicappin

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Posted: Dec. 16, 2012 - 1:26 AM ET #54

Quote Originally Posted by cpfs146:

Any updates ? have you garbaged anymore darns from the Walmart

Two times last night... was great. Asian woman going through divorce, hadn't had some D in about a year so she says... She was tight.. and a squirter.

calicappin

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Posted: Dec. 16, 2012 - 1:28 AM ET #55

Bout to go F*CK this black chick with big behind soft boobies... cant wait to slobber on them things. I didn't meet this one at Wal-Mart, this is a pof lovely lady

calicappin

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Posted: Dec. 16, 2012 - 1:42 AM ET #56

calicappin

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Posted: Dec. 16, 2012 - 1:42 AM ET #57

This lady goes into a tattoo parlor and asks the guy to put a tattoo of a turkey on her upper right thigh.

She goes back to the same tattoo parlor two weeks later and asks him to tattoo a picture of a Christmas tree on her upper left thigh.

Stumped, the guy finally decides to ask her why she wants these tattoos.

She said, "I'm tired of my husband complaining every year that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

cpfs146

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Posted: Dec. 16, 2012 - 4:49 AM ET #58

What ta darn, save those jokes for the walmart dates..

nc1capper

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Posted: Dec. 17, 2012 - 8:23 PM ET #59

Just try using your left hand instead

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Posted: Dec. 17, 2012 - 8:42 PM ET #60

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_Quagmire

buytheh0ok

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Posted: Dec. 18, 2012 - 12:04 PM ET #61

POF IS THE GREATEST INTERNET WEBSITE EVER!

cpfs146

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Posted: Dec. 19, 2012 - 12:32 AM ET #62

Darn dude, have u hit a cold streak? Walmart darners not giving it up anymore ?

brianx

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Posted: Dec. 19, 2012 - 5:18 AM ET #63

Give you a candybar for a darn! Just walk in a buy a couple of candybars walk around the store find one of the sluttiest ho's in walmart and offer her a candybar for a darn. Does it work maybe maybe not!

calicappin

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Posted: May. 24, 2017 - 6:01 AM ET #64

GimmeMoneyNow

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Posted: May. 24, 2017 - 8:31 AM ET #65

Bumped by OP after 4.5 years?!?!

That has to be a record....

You can tell this is an older thread, I mean, who goes out and looks for skanks at WalMart anymore? Can't you just have Amazon deliver one to your house via a drone now?!?!?

Slobbasaurus

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Posted: May. 24, 2017 - 1:34 PM ET #66

This thread is funny. Kinda surprised I'm in it, hahahaha.

730champ

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Posted: May. 25, 2017 - 5:49 PM ET #67

Quote Originally Posted by calicappin:

you still do the big games

calicappin

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Posted: May. 26, 2017 - 8:56 PM ET #68

What do you mean?

EAZYE25

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Posted: May. 27, 2017 - 11:54 PM ET #69

Quote Originally Posted by gold6185:

Most women at Wal-Mart weight about 470-minimum.

Yea including your mama!!!!!!!!

EuroPro

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Posted: May. 29, 2017 - 11:45 PM ET #70

spanish chicks are always down. fade white girls

StumpTownStu

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Posted: May. 30, 2017 - 10:02 AM ET #71

Quote Originally Posted by calicappin:

I'm in California, not fuking Alabama.... good looking black women, white, mexican, asian, we got it all.

What part of Cali?

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Posted: May. 30, 2017 - 10:05 AM ET #72

Quote Originally Posted by slikstiks99:

I need some advice. I bought something off craigslist and the girl was pretty cute. I have her number and email. How do I ask her out without coming off like a serial killer?

Use the email and not the phone number. And start the email by saying, "I hope this is isn't inappropriate but...blah, blah, blah. If you call her you definitely come off like a creep. If you email, you've gotba fighting chance.

R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L