Funny hooker story ...

A couple months ago my girlfriend and I parted ways. To get over it I went to atlantic city to let loose. I played some poker and made a some decent coin after about 4 hours. I cashed out went back to my room and rolled up a nice blunt and kicked back to watch some college football. I was about to wack off but realizing I was in AC, I might aswell take advantage of my circumstances and solicite the services of a call girl.

I bring up backpage.com on my phone and start scrolling through the ads. I finally picked out a decent looking blonde girl and called her over to my room. She showed up a half hour later. I paid her the 200 up front plus gave her a 40 dollar tip cus she actually looked like the picture in the ad. So after she blew me for a good 5 minutes or so she slipped on the rubber and we started banging. All was going good until I tried to convince her to do anal. I asked her "what else I can get if I give you another 100 dollar tip". And the ungrateful bitch says "what your getting right now". Then she keeps going on about how I better finish within 20 minutes because and I quote "im not fucking for an hour". Mind you the 240 dollars I just paid was for a fucking hour. She said "ill pack my shit up and leave right now". Coudlnt believe this skank was trying to hustle me.

Needless to say I lost my boner and couldnt fuck this bitch anymore. I was so pissed I wanted her out my fucking room. But not before I get my revenge. I took the rubber off and told her that if she finishes me off she can leave right away. So after about 5 minutes of this person working my cock to get me off and leave I was about to unload. But I didnt tell her I was about pop and gave her a nice mouthfull of my little children. Needless to say she was pissed but i didnt give a fuck. Bitch was trying to hustle a paying customer and for 15 minutes of work she got 240 for her troubles. She scampered to the bathroom to wash up and once she came out I had all her clothes and belongings spread out on the bed, u told her she got 5 minutes to get dressed before I call security. After the skank left I smoked another blunt and finished watching baylor smack texas for a 300 dollar win.

Moral of the story ... None really ... I just wanted to share my experience. Cheers.

They blow you without a condom? Fucking sick! Any you aren't worried about getting the herp?

Nice hit on Baylor too lol!

Oral herpes is a myth lololol.

LOL! Yeah never hooked up with an escort or stripper before. Honestly never even been to a massage parlor. I always thought they would want you to wrap up or the dude would want to wrap up as well for protection. Oh well.

Some hookers wont blow u without a rubber some do. Its really a judgement call on their behalf whether ur clean or not. Im in my mid 20's and in shape so I guess she thought u was no scumbag.

Amazing that you let her blow you without a rubber.  I'd get checked if I were you.  She person for a living so who knows what she has.

Cool story though. 

 

Classic!

Fun story.  Thanks for sharing.  BOL!

as long as she didn't have any cuts on her lips you are fine.

pretty awesome, and right that you got LT as your avatar!

I didnt say that because im in my 20's and in good shape that im immune from std's. Im just assuming thats what she thought.

sounds like a great day...  up playing poker, some reefer and basically a free hooker from Baylor...

and that's how they should be treated when they get stupid...nicely done

Im a mid 20s pervert myself and i wouldnt even consider letting a hook blow me raw. Good luck pal. Not worth the anxiety

Heading to AC now so this story had me Rollin.  Not skank for me but nonetheless lots of poker.

You wish you were young and dumb again Hutch?  LOL.

I wish I can go to AC again. Borgata winter open is on its last leg this week.

Im a mid 20s pervert myself 

Aren't we all

Just cause they don't have sores, doesn't mean they are giving you HPV which is the most common STD.

If I kept the rubber on how would I bust a nut.in her mouth without her realizing it??