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    What's The Appropriate Way To Deal With A Stiff?

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    Edison5354
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2011 - 8:05 PM ET #26

    Quote Originally Posted by bocche19:

    I know because i sound like a child here and you sound like the adult... what are you going do if i stiff you...tp my house? burn dog shit on my front lawn? yea i know because you and your bookie got it going on asking ppl for pay stubs and bank statements lmfao. your guidelines to bookmaking is moronic... if i ever met you and your bookie ill burn both of you and there wont be a dam thing you can do about it. what are you going to do? ruin my credit score? alter a bank statement that from 2 months ago? you can go to the dmv and stop me from renewing my license right? because you have my license number. all the info you request doesnt do one iota of acheiving your goal of getting the money thats owed to you. you are by far the biggest tool i ever met. stick to the old folks home playin keno and bingo buddy.



    You're the biggest loser I've ever met because you're all talk and no action.  Just go burn any bookies in your area.  See what happens.  I gaurantee you'll have a broken leg.  Try it.  Don't just talk.  Just do it.  Talk is cheap. little bitch boy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bocche19:

    I know because i sound like a child here and you sound like the adult... what are you going do if i stiff you...tp my house? burn dog shit on my front lawn? yea i know because you and your bookie got it going on asking ppl for pay stubs and bank statements lmfao. your guidelines to bookmaking is moronic... if i ever met you and your bookie ill burn both of you and there wont be a dam thing you can do about it. what are you going to do? ruin my credit score? alter a bank statement that from 2 months ago? you can go to the dmv and stop me from renewing my license right? because you have my license number. all the info you request doesnt do one iota of acheiving your goal of getting the money thats owed to you. you are by far the biggest tool i ever met. stick to the old folks home playin keno and bingo buddy.



    You're the biggest loser I've ever met because you're all talk and no action.  Just go burn any bookies in your area.  See what happens.  I gaurantee you'll have a broken leg.  Try it.  Don't just talk.  Just do it.  Talk is cheap. little bitch boy.
     
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2011 - 8:16 PM ET #27

    and if not a broken leg Edison will key your car

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    and if not a broken leg Edison will key your car

     
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2011 - 9:30 PM ET #28

    key my car..lmao or toilet paper my house ironlion... have you heard the new tp commercial...RESPECT THE ROLL!!!
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    key my car..lmao or toilet paper my house ironlion... have you heard the new tp commercial...RESPECT THE ROLL!!!
     
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    Posted: Aug. 21, 2011 - 9:32 PM ET #29

    or he might go on ancestry.com and try and screw with your family tree. now ur all done.

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    or he might go on ancestry.com and try and screw with your family tree. now ur all done.

     
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    Posted: Aug. 22, 2011 - 2:28 AM ET #30

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    Posted: Aug. 22, 2011 - 2:30 AM ET #31

    honestly i'm squashing it right now.  Edison your welcome to ask anyone you want for their driver's license just don't be surprised if the bend you over and swipe it in your ass to test the magnetic strip

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    honestly i'm squashing it right now.  Edison your welcome to ask anyone you want for their driver's license just don't be surprised if the bend you over and swipe it in your ass to test the magnetic strip

     
    Edison5354
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    Posted: Aug. 22, 2011 - 3:10 AM ET #32

    Quote Originally Posted by ironlionzion722:

    honestly i'm squashing it right now.  Edison your welcome to ask anyone you want for their driver's license just don't be surprised if the bend you over and swipe it in your ass to test the magnetic strip



    Talk is cheap, kid.  Besides, why would I ask anyone for their driver's license?  I'm not a bookie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironlionzion722:

    honestly i'm squashing it right now.  Edison your welcome to ask anyone you want for their driver's license just don't be surprised if the bend you over and swipe it in your ass to test the magnetic strip



    Talk is cheap, kid.  Besides, why would I ask anyone for their driver's license?  I'm not a bookie.
     
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    Posted: Aug. 22, 2011 - 3:11 AM ET #33

    Quote Originally Posted by ironlionzion722:

    honestly i'm squashing it right now.  Edison your welcome to ask anyone you want for their driver's license just don't be surprised if the bend you over and swipe it in your ass to test the magnetic strip



    Don't be surprised if a group of people break your knee cap.  But of course that's not going to happen because you're a fucking box that's all talk and no action.  Fucking keyboard warrior.  LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironlionzion722:

    honestly i'm squashing it right now.  Edison your welcome to ask anyone you want for their driver's license just don't be surprised if the bend you over and swipe it in your ass to test the magnetic strip



    Don't be surprised if a group of people break your knee cap.  But of course that's not going to happen because you're a fucking box that's all talk and no action.  Fucking keyboard warrior.  LOL!
     
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    Posted: Aug. 22, 2011 - 12:36 PM ET #34

    if hes a keyboard warrior... then wtf are you? it seems to me your the one asking ppl if there single and talking about ppl molested... your the one doing the majority of talking only panzees like yourself wont confront them man and result in hiding behind a bush to key his car or smash his pumpkins on halloween... yea you really showed that bookie huh? yea now hes gotta call geico and file a claim that should set him straight. theres one t hing you should be concerned with... getting the proper tp for the job i mean i know a man like yourself would never think about using a generic brand
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    if hes a keyboard warrior... then wtf are you? it seems to me your the one asking ppl if there single and talking about ppl molested... your the one doing the majority of talking only panzees like yourself wont confront them man and result in hiding behind a bush to key his car or smash his pumpkins on halloween... yea you really showed that bookie huh? yea now hes gotta call geico and file a claim that should set him straight. theres one t hing you should be concerned with... getting the proper tp for the job i mean i know a man like yourself would never think about using a generic brand
     
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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2011 - 2:58 PM ET #35

    I HAVE HAD 2 LOCALS FOR LONGER THEN EDISONS BEEN A person(REAL LONG TIME) AND NEITHER ONE KNOWS MY FONE NUMBER LET ALONE BANK STATEMENTS.
    BUT A GUY THEY KNOW WHO KNOWS MY GUY MAKES SURE THE BOOK GETS WHAT THEY ARE OWED.
    THAT IS THE WAY THE SYSTEM WORKS,
    OR WHEN I USED  OFFSHORE BOOKS I WOULD GIVE THEM MY CC AND MAKE A DEPOSIT.
    THEY NEEDED MY DL TO VERIFY FOR ID PURPOSES THAT THE CC WAS MINE BUT NOT TO MAKE SURE I HAD THE $. TO DEPSOIT

    THIS IS MY TAKE WHAT HAPPENED...
    EDISON AND HIS person, WANNABE BOOKIE, FELCHING BOYFRIEND GOT BURNED AND THEY NEED TO VENT.
    HE IS ANGRY HE LOST HIS TOOTH FAIRY MONEY SO HE SPEWS UNWARRANTED  HATE ALL OVER THESE FORUMS.
    MAYB NEXT TIME U WONT B SO DUMB AND REALIZE THERE ARE RISKS TO ALL DECISIONS.
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    I HAVE HAD 2 LOCALS FOR LONGER THEN EDISONS BEEN A person(REAL LONG TIME) AND NEITHER ONE KNOWS MY FONE NUMBER LET ALONE BANK STATEMENTS.
    BUT A GUY THEY KNOW WHO KNOWS MY GUY MAKES SURE THE BOOK GETS WHAT THEY ARE OWED.
    THAT IS THE WAY THE SYSTEM WORKS,
    OR WHEN I USED  OFFSHORE BOOKS I WOULD GIVE THEM MY CC AND MAKE A DEPOSIT.
    THEY NEEDED MY DL TO VERIFY FOR ID PURPOSES THAT THE CC WAS MINE BUT NOT TO MAKE SURE I HAD THE $. TO DEPSOIT

    THIS IS MY TAKE WHAT HAPPENED...
    EDISON AND HIS person, WANNABE BOOKIE, FELCHING BOYFRIEND GOT BURNED AND THEY NEED TO VENT.
    HE IS ANGRY HE LOST HIS TOOTH FAIRY MONEY SO HE SPEWS UNWARRANTED  HATE ALL OVER THESE FORUMS.
    MAYB NEXT TIME U WONT B SO DUMB AND REALIZE THERE ARE RISKS TO ALL DECISIONS.
     
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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2011 - 3:01 PM ET #36

    Q:  What's The Appropriate Way To Deal With A Stiff?

    aA: Jerk it off til it cums on your face,  Allow 2 minutes for flaccidity.
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    Q:  What's The Appropriate Way To Deal With A Stiff?

    aA: Jerk it off til it cums on your face,  Allow 2 minutes for flaccidity.
     
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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2011 - 10:34 PM ET #37

    Quote Originally Posted by xxxoddsmakerxxx:

    I HAVE HAD 2 LOCALS FOR LONGER THEN EDISONS BEEN A person(REAL LONG TIME) AND NEITHER ONE KNOWS MY FONE NUMBER LET ALONE BANK STATEMENTS.


    Then they're both wannabe bookies.  If they were real bookies, they would know your number even if you don't provide it. 

    Give it up loser person, you're a stiff and everyone knows it.  LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxxoddsmakerxxx:

    I HAVE HAD 2 LOCALS FOR LONGER THEN EDISONS BEEN A person(REAL LONG TIME) AND NEITHER ONE KNOWS MY FONE NUMBER LET ALONE BANK STATEMENTS.


    Then they're both wannabe bookies.  If they were real bookies, they would know your number even if you don't provide it. 

    Give it up loser person, you're a stiff and everyone knows it.  LOL!
     
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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2011 - 10:35 PM ET #38

    Quote Originally Posted by xxxoddsmakerxxx:

    Q:  What's The Appropriate Way To Deal With A Stiff?

    aA: Jerk it off til it cums on your face,  Allow 2 minutes for flaccidity.


    Really?  Your dad jerks off and cums on your face?  Wow, you ARE a person!  Hahaha!
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    Quote Originally Posted by xxxoddsmakerxxx:

    Q:  What's The Appropriate Way To Deal With A Stiff?

    aA: Jerk it off til it cums on your face,  Allow 2 minutes for flaccidity.


    Really?  Your dad jerks off and cums on your face?  Wow, you ARE a person!  Hahaha!
     
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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2011 - 10:39 PM ET #39

    edison please do not pop up on here again I thought you where done. but then again I heard about you... you asked your bookie to jerk you off but he had swipe his credit card in your ass first... I heard it got declined multiple times... i looked your name up... your a sex offender!!! you ran naked through a pre school
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    edison please do not pop up on here again I thought you where done. but then again I heard about you... you asked your bookie to jerk you off but he had swipe his credit card in your ass first... I heard it got declined multiple times... i looked your name up... your a sex offender!!! you ran naked through a pre school
     
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    Posted: Aug. 24, 2011 - 11:18 PM ET #40

    This is too funny. Edison needs a blood sample also with pictures of your kids and wife.
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    This is too funny. Edison needs a blood sample also with pictures of your kids and wife.
     
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    Posted: Aug. 26, 2011 - 11:52 PM ET #41

    and prob HIV test results in case you lose a parlay with him and he takes the balance outta your ass.  bet you action reverses are his big money maker
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    and prob HIV test results in case you lose a parlay with him and he takes the balance outta your ass.  bet you action reverses are his big money maker
     
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    Posted: Aug. 27, 2011 - 12:41 PM ET #42

    Sounds to me like your bookie lacks the "inner gangsta" necessary to be a bookie in the first place. I mean this is equivalent to searching for a "how to pimp guide" at the local library. Did he not learn anything from the play ground growing up? Still the same I know how this feels and have been hired to help out before so I'll share some pointers.

    #1 Find out where the stiff lives, hang outs, and works
    #2 If you dont know #1 dont book for them...common sense
    #3 Know some unsavory types - me personally I use to box in the amateurs, so I know plenty of hard hitting mofos that wouldnt mind taking out some aggression for a few $$
    #4 Always ALWAYS have someone else to do the dirty work. With one exception ...some guy really STIFFS you.. make it personal. These types of situations its better if you have them brought to you vs house visit. If thats not an option make sure to take extra's for a house visit, you want to control the situation.
    #5 Don't be afraid to set a precedent. I'm not condoning violence here, but chumps who do nothing about bums get no respect. Send one to the hospital with some broken fingers/nose and you maybe lose a client or two, but you keep paying ones.
    #6 Pay most of the collected bets to your hired help. Note: Its up to your helpers to take whats necessary. Stiff doesnt have it...oh well.. the lcd 50' will do. Its cash,trade, or ER their choice.
    #7 No weapons...your a bookie not a member of the mob. Shit gets complicated once everyone starts pulling guns, and knives. If it happens..BACK OFF. Let things cool down and then send a message by having all the windows busted out the Stiffs car and his tires flattened. He was never gonna pay you anyway and you sent a message. Be cool and never say a word, make sure your not involved.
    #8 All the things I just said require "gangsta", if you feel uncomfortable with them go find something else to do with your time. Face the music your not cut out for this type of business.
    #9 Don't book for friends - did you catch that? If you cant break your clients nose for not paying bc of friendship you've already lost money. Business is Business. See #8.
    #10 Dont ask for help on covers for something like this. Your just as much as a douche as bookie btw.

    Boo yah!

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    Sounds to me like your bookie lacks the "inner gangsta" necessary to be a bookie in the first place. I mean this is equivalent to searching for a "how to pimp guide" at the local library. Did he not learn anything from the play ground growing up? Still the same I know how this feels and have been hired to help out before so I'll share some pointers.

    #1 Find out where the stiff lives, hang outs, and works
    #2 If you dont know #1 dont book for them...common sense
    #3 Know some unsavory types - me personally I use to box in the amateurs, so I know plenty of hard hitting mofos that wouldnt mind taking out some aggression for a few $$
    #4 Always ALWAYS have someone else to do the dirty work. With one exception ...some guy really STIFFS you.. make it personal. These types of situations its better if you have them brought to you vs house visit. If thats not an option make sure to take extra's for a house visit, you want to control the situation.
    #5 Don't be afraid to set a precedent. I'm not condoning violence here, but chumps who do nothing about bums get no respect. Send one to the hospital with some broken fingers/nose and you maybe lose a client or two, but you keep paying ones.
    #6 Pay most of the collected bets to your hired help. Note: Its up to your helpers to take whats necessary. Stiff doesnt have it...oh well.. the lcd 50' will do. Its cash,trade, or ER their choice.
    #7 No weapons...your a bookie not a member of the mob. Shit gets complicated once everyone starts pulling guns, and knives. If it happens..BACK OFF. Let things cool down and then send a message by having all the windows busted out the Stiffs car and his tires flattened. He was never gonna pay you anyway and you sent a message. Be cool and never say a word, make sure your not involved.
    #8 All the things I just said require "gangsta", if you feel uncomfortable with them go find something else to do with your time. Face the music your not cut out for this type of business.
    #9 Don't book for friends - did you catch that? If you cant break your clients nose for not paying bc of friendship you've already lost money. Business is Business. See #8.
    #10 Dont ask for help on covers for something like this. Your just as much as a douche as bookie btw.

    Boo yah!

     
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    Posted: Aug. 27, 2011 - 6:50 PM ET #43

    i saw edison the other day with horatio cane from csi miami.. someone failed to pay a parlay so they issue a warrant to test a sample of his pubic hair
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    i saw edison the other day with horatio cane from csi miami.. someone failed to pay a parlay so they issue a warrant to test a sample of his pubic hair
     
     
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    Posted: Aug. 28, 2011 - 1:57 PM ET #44

    Quote Originally Posted by bocche19:

    i saw edison the other day with horatio cane from csi miami.. someone failed to pay a parlay so they issue a warrant to test a sample of his pubic hair
    ...edison likes it STIFF...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bocche19:

    i saw edison the other day with horatio cane from csi miami.. someone failed to pay a parlay so they issue a warrant to test a sample of his pubic hair
    ...edison likes it STIFF...
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