Should Your garbage Float OR Not Float Is The Question??

i hope this becomes a popular thread

i've looked online to see why it floats sometimes and not some other times..

from what i found vegetarians shit doesn't float and people believe it's due to no animal fat.. it makes a gas and it floats.. 

but mine mostly sinks and i don't eat a lot of veggies..

i drink lots and lots of water everyday.. this is what i usually eat in a day

morning

wake up drink 500ml of water eat either waffles/instant oatmeal/cereal/with a glass of either milk/orange juice/apple juice..

bike to work

mid morning

bottle of water and a granola bar

lunch

turkey breast/ham wrap with diet pepsi

mid afternoon

bottle of water and smoothie

late afternoon

bike home

more water yet again.. lite workout before supper

supper 5-5:30ish

grilled chicken breast wild rice and mixed veggies diet pepsi..

then i workout for a hour

and there is the question do i shit too much??

how much do you shit in a day? or week?

lol title thread i put shit lol garbage

float

1 float - 0 sinkers

i dont inspect my shit. but the gas argument is bogus...i dont eat any animal products and i fart like a f'n idiot

I dont think you can shit too much...you can shit too little

probably 3 -4 per day no?

this is a disgusting little thread

lol.. too funny...

i had a shit the other day it was like a iceberg most of it was under and there was some STICKING OUT of the WATER.. it could have very well sank the titanic

This forum is going to shit.?

I call those icebergs too

I love to eat fruits and veggies.  The only problem is I shit a lot when I eat them.

On the other hand, I have a bad habit of eating a lot of fast foods. When I eat a lot of fast foods, my shit is very dry and it's hard to pass through my asshole. I have to push very hard like how pregnant woman push to get the babies out.  Because of the friction, I tend to have some anal bleeding which last up to a week.

Also, when I eat at Taco Bell, I always get diarrhea so I have all kinds of shit problems to deal with.

icebergs  

i refer to them as

Beached whales

i hear fatty foods float like crazy..i wonder if old poop floats better

that's like me with nuts and sesame seeds..

I dont know if you're joking or not but
that is the funniest shit I've read in ages (no pun intended}
I almost shit myself laughing (pun)