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Henry-Lilly

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Posted: Oct. 9, 2011 - 1:51 PM ET #1

My only question when I roll out of bed is do I piss first or get the coffee brewing.

searchwarrant

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Posted: Oct. 9, 2011 - 7:09 PM ET #2

Rollover, piss in Big Gulp cup, remain on matress beneath covers for extended 5-7 minutes, contemplate matchups and proceed to coffee machine.

Stiln

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Posted: Oct. 9, 2011 - 10:48 PM ET #3

You guys don't have automated coffee machines that allow you to preset brewing times.

Henry-Lilly

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Posted: Oct. 10, 2011 - 12:14 AM ET #4

Quote Originally Posted by Stiln:

You guys don't have automated coffee machines that allow you to preset brewing times.

Fancy boy with the automated machine.... you drink it out of one of those little tiny cups too?

depeche2

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Posted: Oct. 10, 2011 - 1:04 AM ET #5

Quote Originally Posted by Stiln:

You guys don't have automated coffee machines that allow you to preset brewing times.

Every day. I don't have time in the morning to set it up and wait and I am completely disoriented until I get my coffee. Piss. Turn on the computer. Shower. Drink coffee. Browse websites.

ClubDirt

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Posted: Oct. 10, 2011 - 9:52 AM ET #6

never understood coffee, i can probably count on two hands the number of cups of coffee i've had in my life.

searchwarrant

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Posted: Oct. 10, 2011 - 12:03 PM ET #7

Quote Originally Posted by depeche2:

Every day. I don't have time in the morning to set it up and wait and I am completely disoriented until I get my coffee. Piss. Turn on the computer. Shower. Drink coffee. Browse websites.

It's the Ambien depeche.

Stiln

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Posted: Oct. 10, 2011 - 5:27 PM ET #8

Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:

Fancy boy with the automated machine.... you drink it out of one of those little tiny cups too?

Ha its worth the money to get a good machine. You put the water and coffee in the night before and there you go

But to your question ya gotta piss first..

Henry-Lilly

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Posted: Oct. 10, 2011 - 5:35 PM ET #9

Quote Originally Posted by Stiln:

Ha its worth the money to get a good machine. You put the water and coffee in the night before and there you go

But to your question ya gotta piss first..

May get one for those mornings that I have to be somewhere. Right now I sleep until my eyes open.

jasonwhitesknee

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Posted: Oct. 10, 2011 - 7:31 PM ET #10

roll and out of bed and pee. make sure the wife makes coffee after she rolls over to do the same

mr_bollox

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Posted: Oct. 15, 2011 - 2:59 AM ET #11

i have to let the dog out first

captjohn67

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Posted: Oct. 15, 2011 - 7:26 AM ET #12

love my coffee, but no more caffeine the rest of the day

Rocafella

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Posted: Oct. 17, 2011 - 10:20 PM ET #13

piss, start the coffee, tame the magic dragon

cave0707

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Posted: Oct. 21, 2011 - 1:18 AM ET #14

love coffee

2169

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Posted: Oct. 29, 2011 - 2:29 PM ET #15

Not a fan of coffee

nc1capper

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Posted: Dec. 16, 2011 - 3:23 PM ET #16

Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:

My only question when I roll out of bed is do I piss first or get the coffee brewing.

and a good ? it is

seaweed

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Posted: Dec. 19, 2011 - 7:28 AM ET #17

HutchEmAll

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Posted: Dec. 20, 2011 - 5:02 PM ET #18

You guys need to step into the 21st century.

https://www.keurig.com/brewers/platinum-plus-brewing-system

No fuss, no muss. One cup at a time. And you can do tea, hot chocolate.....lots of options.

OnlyGod

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Posted: Dec. 22, 2011 - 6:36 AM ET #19

My Kcup machine brews it perfect every time.

Henry-Lilly

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Posted: Dec. 22, 2011 - 12:16 PM ET #20

Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

You guys need to step into the 21st century.

https://www.keurig.com/brewers/platinum-plus-brewing-system

No fuss, no muss. One cup at a time. And you can do tea, hot chocolate.....lots of options.

I am Henry-Lilly and I approve of this technology.

Got one 2 weeks and loving it. George Jetson's got nothing on me.

wallstreetcappers

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Posted: Dec. 22, 2011 - 9:58 PM ET #21

Price per cup on those auto machine gets pretty high, is it worth THAT much for a morning cup of coffee?

FriedShrimp

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Posted: Dec. 23, 2011 - 1:24 PM ET #22

I don't understand the K cups. Making coffee couldn't get any simpler than it already is. Pour water in it, scoop the coffee in, and push a button.

WTF?...... There is nothing easier than this.

Henry-Lilly

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Posted: Dec. 23, 2011 - 1:34 PM ET #23

Quote Originally Posted by FriedShrimp:

I don't understand the K cups. Making coffee couldn't get any simpler than it already is. Pour water in it, scoop the coffee in, and push a button.

WTF?...... There is nothing easier than this.

There was nothing easier than turning the knob on the television set to change channels, but now we all have remotes don't we? Don't fight it, bro. Embrace the future.....

FriedShrimp

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Posted: Dec. 23, 2011 - 1:47 PM ET #24

Remotes are mandatory so don't have to get up.

But making coffee is the easiest thing that will be done in a day if not a month. And you can't control the brew strength on a K cup.

Thinking those Kcups were designed for places without sinks or something.

FriedShrimp

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Posted: Dec. 23, 2011 - 1:49 PM ET #25

Seriously.......... can think of anything less difficult to do than making coffee?

Anything?

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