THURSDAY SEPT 13TH COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Quote Originally Posted by boogerfarmer:



were you watching that tomahawk game on espn, when the announcer was talking about being a competitor and forgetting about failure or success? wondering what was upstairs when talking about maine when he was trying to bunt?

that's our friggin 4star Vince Young wannabe,

yea its the other guy and all the goats are going to be safe again on friday. you can forget all of last years stats. me likin those big cornfed gophers to wilt down in the swamp as well this weekend.

glad you liked the diatribe

Ok bro let me translate for these guys=

You had a chick from Maine upstairs at your house and right before you and her were going to do the nasty she started talking about how you were 4 inches shorter than Vince Young so you got pissed and went to your closet and whipped out a goat and a couple of gophers and a corn cob but the moment had passed so you ended up watching the Cleveland Indians on TV.

damn booger the only thing I can say about all that is s**t like that happens every frigging time you end up with a girl from Maine bro.GL on your plays this week.

GoodLuck

Quote Originally Posted by gr8grins:

Buddy,

 

I read your write up hanging on it like a piglet on it's momma's teat, and I've gotta agree, the play for tomorrow night is TCU.  This WVU/MD game is too emotional/too close and could wildly swing either way ATS.  I do like the story about Slaton being snubbed by MD, and now it's time for him to showcase his talent where he SHOULD have played!  I will be fading this one with you while I have a unit  on your TCU pick,

 

By the way, could you ever befriend a Clemson Grad???  Your write ups crack me up dude!!!

You know how you get a Clemson grad off your front porch?

Pay him for the pizza. Just joking with you homeboy.Half my relatives graduated from Clemson.Dont know what guided them to the dark side? Just joking again bro.

Clemson will play for a national championship in the next 3 years and that my friend is no joke.GL on your plays this week homie

GoodLuck

Quote Originally Posted by oddsmaster31:

heres a joke for ya buddy

 

back in the 1800s clemson and carolina used to play every yearin columbia down by the old railroad tracks.

 

well it was late in the game clemson was leading by 3 with 2 minutes left.

 

the train came thru blowing its whistle.  clemson thought is was the  end of game whistle so they went home.

 

4 PLAYS later  carolina scored

 I will tell that more than a few times at the bar after the golf match today.

Good one bro!! AND, not far from the truth!!

How do you think I paid my way thru dental school!

I also like the way you think (the next 3 yrs play for the BCS title) but I think our chances would be better if we could either 1.) borrow your 'old ball coach', or more likley 2.) help him find a job someplace nice like Ann Arbor or perhaps even the 'other' USC after Pete retires? 

Kudos to you bro...Spurrier, as much as I don't like him, IS the best coach in College football!