The one thing I never want to be called in my lifetime.

I have been called alot of things and Im sure this will bring a flood of unoriginal comments of dicknose, chin nuts, and related comments due to my bad ass avatar. That is fine with me, Ive heard it all here and from the haters in life.

But one thing I am PROUD to say that is the fact that NO ONE can use the word "DAD" in their vocabulary when describing me

Ive been called daddy a few times but that is a different story

Being called dad by a kid or woman would basically the end of life as I know it and that is just scary to think about

I hear that all the time with people with kids.......I dont buy into that not being able to make simple decisions for yourself as small as going to the gas stations is happiness 

Not to mention the freedom to be impulsive, do spur of the moment things like just taking off and doing whatever, whenever, and for however long I chose to kick ass.

People with kids say that i dont know the joys of life because I dont go through the daily misery af having to deal with all the bs thats involved with kids. Sure try and sell me on how you get pissed pretty much on a daily basis or cant relax because Jr is into everything and youre constantly getting on to them....Where you waste alot of negative energy just to get them to act right and eat dinner, take a bath, and get in bed.

Its a daily war that never ends and if that is considered happiness?

Consider me being content on being unhappy!!!!!

Ball Chin, Being a dad is one of the most rewarding things that a man can do in his life. I can't believe you would even post something as stupid as this.

And this is just proving my point that Married people and People with kids want to to be just as unhappy as them and join their club

Those 2 groups put on a public display of a fake front to the world that we are happy.......But I dont expect anyone to admit it but we all know that those so call joys come at a price of not getting to do what you want and how much time do you spend having pissed off thoughts in your head....ah ha I got ya

I know you guys love your kids and I know you would not change anything now you got them.....Hell you would go to jail, I get it. It just sucks for you and Im sorry

Weed, Beer, Broads, and gambling is the life for me! who all is with me?

Quote Originally Posted by Crusher13:



SELFISH inbred ARK Soo-eeyyy  swine sounds a bit more accurate  

That coming from someone it Texas just makes me laugh.

One thing that would actually complete my life is to someday be called dad.

Too bad your "dad" didn't feel the same way.

As much as you guys feel that I am an idiot loser on how in the world could think that way

I feel just as strongly about living the good life making desicions on my own and for myself getting to do things that others are not allowed to

I grew up at golf courses and country clubs and I have seen way to many UNHAPPY guys who dont get to enjoy life. And only wish they could walk a mile in my shoes

The cycle of marriage, kids, and divorce is just not what I see as happiness and its not for everyone even though many try and sell that it is hapiness 

I am just making a joke here about being called dad and my dad even thinks its funny. And yes my mom took him to the cleaners when they got divorced FYI........My mom is a great woman but thats just how shit is these days.

But hate on a guy who can make a joke on a topic that many secretly in their minds wish they could change all the time. But would NEVER voice their thoughts because then they would just be an animal

Search, that is a good thing for you if that is what you want and there is nothing wrong with that.

But that is not for everyone and I am just making a joke based on my honesty that I am man enough to admit.......That I dont want to have kids because people tell me I will never be happy like them.

Those same people want me to fill them in on the crazy random stuff experiences that I get to do that they dont get to do.

I just dont see how I could trade what I have for what the guys who call me idiot have...THATS JUST ME

To each his own of course but at a certain age pririorties completely shift in different directions. G/F of mine who's a single mother had a baby that is now almost 2 years old now. I can honestly say that watching her from birth to this point has been one of happiest times of my life. That's when I realized exactly what it must feel like to be a father.

Yes NJ that is okay.

And this may not be as good as this poster.......

https://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=84&sub=100867226

But I wish I could be that good some day

I honestly am happy. I feel Id be lost without the 2 girls in my life. Sure the other stuff was fun but the truest joy is watching that little bundle of mixed family genetics sprout up into a interesting beautiful human being.Im willing to sacrifice that any day of the week

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family

very important last time I checked

Actually most of you guys dont get it

Im making a joke that only about 2 out of 10 would see the humor of

The other 80% take offense personally and that is just too funny

And if you want kids or you have kids and you are the happiest guy in the world because of it. Im happy for you

But you know what? Not everyone sees being tied down as being happy. And when you see that 55 year old guy with a pony tail in a Corvette with a big tittied blond in 20 years. That will be your ole boy SALTY flipping you off as I drive by

"55 year old guy with a pony tail"

Thats who you want to be? Really?