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    madskillz
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    Posted: Feb. 7, 2010 - 5:36 AM ET #1

    She was in a bikini... I could no longer resist her

    I went up behind her ad squeezed her tits... she moaned softly and I pulled her thong to the side.

    What I did next is awesome.I put my dick into her vagina then I pulled it out, then put it back in. This was highly enjoyable and she squirted box juice all over my dick.

    I squeezed some milk out of her tits and drank it with a chocolate donut. Then i shoved my tongue into her butt and ate her shit. Her shit tasted like a bitter nut.

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    She was in a bikini... I could no longer resist her

    I went up behind her ad squeezed her tits... she moaned softly and I pulled her thong to the side.

    What I did next is awesome.I put my dick into her vagina then I pulled it out, then put it back in. This was highly enjoyable and she squirted box juice all over my dick.

    I squeezed some milk out of her tits and drank it with a chocolate donut. Then i shoved my tongue into her butt and ate her shit. Her shit tasted like a bitter nut.

    True story   
     
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    Posted: Feb. 7, 2010 - 5:44 AM ET #2

    she's a squirter 


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    Posted: Feb. 7, 2010 - 7:21 AM ET #3

    i could tell a thousand of those stories, if the alarm clock would just malfunction a few times
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    Posted: Feb. 7, 2010 - 8:22 AM ET #4

    into the butt
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    Posted: Feb. 7, 2010 - 8:27 AM ET #5

    I'd hate to be your pillow...
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    Posted: Feb. 7, 2010 - 10:12 AM ET #8

    sounds like the ramblings of a true cellar dweller........mom and dad must be so proud
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    sounds like the ramblings of a true cellar dweller........mom and dad must be so proud
     
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    Yeah, you've built up a lot of cred with the first 55 posts
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    Posted: Feb. 7, 2010 - 11:16 AM ET #10

    FAIL
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    Posted: Feb. 7, 2010 - 12:23 PM ET #13

    fail
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    Posted: Feb. 7, 2010 - 4:04 PM ET #15

    your are either a playa or poser .. i'll lay -110 on the latter..
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    Posted: Feb. 7, 2010 - 11:55 PM ET #16

    And got your tongue out just in time for the flying monkeys to come shooting out........Nice story.
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    Posted: Feb. 8, 2010 - 12:10 AM ET #18

    You don't really think this guy has a penis, do you?

    Listen, junior, when you learn how to play, we'll see you around....

    Right now, the only bitter nut IS YOU

    Go fuck yourself up the ass with rifle cleaning equipment (I'm sure you know the feeling)

    Fuck you

    AND, since you have madskillz-FUCK YOU AGAIN
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    You don't really think this guy has a penis, do you?

    Listen, junior, when you learn how to play, we'll see you around....

    Right now, the only bitter nut IS YOU

    Go fuck yourself up the ass with rifle cleaning equipment (I'm sure you know the feeling)

    Fuck you

    AND, since you have madskillz-FUCK YOU AGAIN
     
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    Posted: Feb. 8, 2010 - 1:13 AM ET #20

    man u must b bored
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    Posted: Feb. 8, 2010 - 4:53 AM ET #21

    ''and then i woke up''
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    I fucked my kids mother once
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    Did he turn around and let you suck his cock...
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