As we negotiatethe turn

As we negotiate the turn, burt's horse continue way in front.  This horse is clearly the class of the field or has been shot up with anabolic steroids (my guess knowing burt is the horse is obviously juiced.)  Juan's horse problems have worsened.  With the horse's head blocking the intestinal problems he could not see to make the turn, bouncing off the outside railing.  The horse is dazed, bleeding, and wandering aimlessly in the turn.  Mazz's horse has changed his name on the backstretch.  This horse is obviously suffering with an identity crises and has slowly to ponder who the hell he really is?  At last report Dave's horse had mounted his jockey and was whipping him profusely.  Dave's jockey has responded to these whipping and is now in a state of arousal.  Everyone knows it is difficult to run when this state occurs.  Dave's jockey has slowed to slipp into his leathers and is begging the horse to tie him up and perform a nipple piercing.  What a sad situation.

wtf is all of this? makes no sense at all. i didnt even chuckle a little but. just nonsense and it pissed me off