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    Borat38
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    Posted: Dec. 24, 2009 - 8:52 AM ET #101

    Quote Originally Posted by THEMUGG:



    At least you didn't go to your brothers room



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    Posted: Dec. 24, 2009 - 2:41 PM ET #102

    Your better than Dad was the best comment in here,that was just funny,
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    Your better than Dad was the best comment in here,that was just funny,
     
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    Posted: Dec. 29, 2009 - 11:46 AM ET #103

    oohhhh covers thank you so much this shit is great. Where do these people come from, why even post this for the world to know?
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    oohhhh covers thank you so much this shit is great. Where do these people come from, why even post this for the world to know?
     
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    Posted: Dec. 31, 2009 - 1:23 AM ET #104

    Did u at least clean the ass crumbs off the bed?
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    Posted: Dec. 31, 2009 - 1:29 PM ET #105

    hey charlie did u ever figure out what happened that night did u put it in her
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    hey charlie did u ever figure out what happened that night did u put it in her
     
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    Posted: Jan. 3, 2010 - 1:04 PM ET #106

    ur sister must be a real person.....as well as you....prob runs in the family.
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    ur sister must be a real person.....as well as you....prob runs in the family.
     
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    Posted: Jan. 4, 2010 - 8:32 AM ET #107

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    Posted: Jan. 19, 2010 - 12:18 AM ET #108

    is there another sister?

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    is there another sister?

     
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    Posted: Jan. 25, 2010 - 2:58 AM ET #109

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    Posted: Jan. 25, 2010 - 3:06 AM ET #110

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    Posted: Jan. 26, 2010 - 2:11 AM ET #111

    Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

    ok i want to kno a update on this i need to kno if u banged your sis thats freakin hot

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    ok i want to kno a update on this i need to kno if u banged your sis thats freakin hot

     
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    Posted: Feb. 3, 2010 - 4:21 AM ET #112

    Quote Originally Posted by dowhat:

    Did she whisper, "you're better then dad"
    fucking great!!!!
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    Did she whisper, "you're better then dad"
    fucking great!!!!
     
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    Posted: Jul. 25, 2010 - 11:48 PM ET #113

    Quote Originally Posted by TyeWebb:

    Next time you walk by her grab her ass.  If she says "what the fuck!" then she most likely didn't know you were in the bed.  However if she smiles or giggles, well you know what that means.....you fuckin' dog you.

     

     

    one of my favorite posts of all time 

     

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    Next time you walk by her grab her ass.  If she says "what the fuck!" then she most likely didn't know you were in the bed.  However if she smiles or giggles, well you know what that means.....you fuckin' dog you.

     

     

    one of my favorite posts of all time 

     

     
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    Posted: Sep. 10, 2010 - 7:58 PM ET #115

    This was freaking hilarious.........
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    This was freaking hilarious.........
     
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    Posted: Sep. 16, 2010 - 5:30 PM ET #116

    Quote Originally Posted by dowhat:

    Did she whisper, "you're better then dad"

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    Posted: Sep. 16, 2010 - 5:33 PM ET #117

    Quote Originally Posted by dowhat:

    Did she whisper, "you're better then dad"
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    Did she whisper, "you're better then dad"
     
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    Posted: Nov. 2, 2010 - 9:04 PM ET #118

    I've been bummed out all day but this thread made me crack the fuck up laughing. You can't buy this kinda humor anywhere.

    Thanks for taking my mind off of stuff.

    You guys are awesome... except for the dork who almost  boned his sister. But then again, he did start this thread so  to all.

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    I've been bummed out all day but this thread made me crack the fuck up laughing. You can't buy this kinda humor anywhere.

    Thanks for taking my mind off of stuff.

    You guys are awesome... except for the dork who almost  boned his sister. But then again, he did start this thread so  to all.

     
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    Posted: Apr. 4, 2011 - 4:39 AM ET #119

    that was a very funny thread
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    Posted: Apr. 7, 2011 - 6:52 PM ET #120

    It will be alright as long as you didnt juice in her ass - dont want her getting pregnant !
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    one of my favorite posts of all time 

     




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    absolutely hilarious thread! priceless
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