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Rolled over in bed last night and realized I was sleeping with my sister

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it's called a subconscious freudian slip

can't buy a 2 dollar person so u "drunkenly" sleep in sister's bed and you can't rememebr?!?!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by SecondAgain:

Because your sister loves the cock and wants it anyway she can
 
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Next time you walk by her grab her ass.  If she says "what the fuck!" then she most likely didn't know you were in the bed.  However if she smiles or giggles, well you know what that means.....you fuckin' dog you.
 
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Sucks because I had nothing on in bed but my underwear.
 
I found my clothes the next day in a pile on her bedroom floor. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TyeWebb:

Next time you walk by her grab her ass.  If she says "what the fuck!" then she most likely didn't know you were in the bed.  However if she smiles or giggles, well you know what that means.....you fuckin' dog you.
 
You guys crack me up!
 
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Charlie your sister is taking a nap now be careful
PIC
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TyeWebb:

Next time you walk by her grab her ass.  If she says "what the fuck!" then she most likely didn't know you were in the bed.  However if she smiles or giggles, well you know what that means.....you fuckin' dog you.
 
 
 
 
 
 
If it turns out you fucked your sister,  you better check into rehab bro.      Seriously.   
 
 
 
 
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Maybe this maybe work better.
nap
 
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I just want to know what happened. Ask her. And then post her picture. If my sister was gorgeous I'm not so sure I would mind. 
 
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Who's next, mom?
 
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keep it coming..this stuff is funny
 
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Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?
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You motorboatin SOB! You old sailor you! Where is she? She still in the house?
 
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This is funny shit.
 
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 Why am I hearing Banjo's right now.

 Was that you in Deliverance?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tuxman:

Maybe this maybe work better.
nap
 
 
Them thar be Canadian rednecks.  I recognize the Molson Canadian bottle, Pilsner, Blue & Sleemans
 
 
 
 
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Dude - I think dinner & a movie is the least you could do.
 
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but definitely 
 
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If you're gonna sleep with your sister, make sure the rest of your family is even more messed up than you are.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CharlieV:

 
She's 18
 
I'm 20 and very confused.  LOL
 


At least you didn't go to your brothers room
 
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Well...this is one way to meet Jerry Springer.  Probably could've just bought tickets to a show and gotten a handshake from him, but whatever works for you.
 
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dude, if she is hot who cares
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by thetexaskid:

dude, if she is hot who cares
 
Too funny.  He could have created a thread entitled "I nailed a hot 18 year old last night"  and left out the fact they were related.
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