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Oh boy, 3 new CG videos released...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM9phTkHteIKRsr7wlwWNGQ
 
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Quote Originally Posted by rangerz2478:

Oh boy, 3 new CG videos released...

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM9phTkHteIKRsr7wlwWNGQ






you are a god amongst men,rangerz,and a champion...thank you,good sir for sharing.








just a few points/notes of interest for me.
1)i didnt know it was humanly possible for me to be so amused at something.
2)looking at the thumb-nails alone made a little pee come out.
3)if you are going to label someone a buffoon you probably shouldnt spell it "bafoon".
4)is the irony of being so amazed at incompetent coaches keeping their jobs completely lost on him when it is juxtaposed with his own staggeringly atrocious money management/discipline/emotional response regarding gambling when THIS is now HIS job?
 
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LIVID RETURNS
 
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He's complaining about roulette losses now. And admits to causing a scene at a casino cause of it. 

 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_bO98DWAtE
 
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holy fuk.kin shitballs,it just keeps getting worse....from sublime to ridiculous,wats the next step after that??....this guy CANNOT be real..he seriously thinks that there is a "solid strategy" to have a chance at beating the roullette wheel??..a random game of chance where the house obviously has a built in edge...and this is wat it is??...so all the guys over all the years trialling all the bullshiit theories on casino games that were all destined to fail all had it wrong and college gambler thought it was him that had stumbled on the holy grail??

hes actually GIVEN UP on a game(sports betting) where it is possible,altho extremely difficult,to profit because of his own multitude of shortcomings and faults and instead of trying to address them he just tries an impossible game of chance and still complains that he is "cursed"??



and by the way,college gambler,EVERYONE knows that 22,5,17,32,27,11 and 30 are square numbers....come on,dog....get with the programme.play the sharp numbers-36,4,18,2,25...you shudnt need this explained to you.
 
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Holy crap.....   I guess his home rehab didn't take


How many professionals win 10/13 weeks and are still down money?
 
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Highlights....


"a 6 pack for me is like you guys drinking a sip of water... really, I'm not even buzzed.   I go in there 20-25 drinks deep I'm fine".     


"I'm pretty football smart"


"I can determine if a defense can't stop a nosebleed"


"How do some of these guys have coaches"       


"Imagine if each and every one of you performed your job at such a sh!t capacity as that... you'd get fired"      Like going pro and losing all your money????


"were they taking some of my animal tranquilizers that I enjoy"   






 
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Gah, I can hear it now:
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"Sir..y-you've lost like the last 45 bets, you sure you wa-"

"DON'T TELL A PROFESSIONAL HOW TO MAKE HIS BET!!!"

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"..ummm, sir, you've now lost 60 hands (lmao) in a row"

"SHEEYADDAP, YOU G'YERK-OWFF"
 
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"Guys, GUYS.....I swear, guys, Ima make these videos EVERY DAY.   Well.....I guess if my mom says it's ok."




BTW, Pro, nice choice on naming your 'new' account.  LMAO.  We can't wait for 'LIVID 3.0' to drop.  Let's hope your family can't figure out that DaVinci code of a name you have there....
 
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So, is he bi-polar?   Or are the constant instantaneous mood swings due to the drugs?
 
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Classic.  Surprised he didn't get hammered by a bunch of 0's or 00's lol.  I'll see that hit 4 of 5 times quite a bit or the same number hit a lot and I'll jokingly say it's rigged and everyone else will leave.  For fun I like to play the same color to repeat seems to work well.  Of course I'll only play chump change on that shi tt








 
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CG is literally about to be flat broke and lose every rent cent he has. He might as well just sell coke.
 
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oh my god
 
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Deleted the videos. 
 
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Hey, MONEYBAGS MEA... you DO know the reason they sent you back to the Roulette table, don't you?!?


it wasn't to shame you...though why not keep the party going...

it's because they use chips specifically for each table.  Lemme guess, you either went with Purple or, or... Brown.  Cause you're not a racist, right.  So just because you were too arrogant to stay and "color-up", don't be pissed at the crew.  LMAO, "color coming in -- seven.  No, not blacks, just dollars".

A Pro like yourself should've just tipped that last bit.  I mean, after 25 drinks strong, what did you end up tipping the waitress???  You mean to tell me THOSE $7 meant THAT much to y-  (oh, nevermind!)  Little vids like those just tell us more about "CG" than you care to admit...  Please don't go broke before Super Bowl.  I intend to find the Legend himself this year, and not just find vapors and fumes like the movie Jumper.  I know you read this, LOL
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TreyInventor:

CG is literally about to be flat broke and lose every rent cent he has. He might as well just sell coke.


hmmmm,i only see one minor flaw with this plan....sumhow i can foresee sumthing consistently eating into the profits.....basically this wud be like getting charlie sheen to sell coke for you.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DUDE-I-TOLD-YOU:

Hey, MONEYBAGS MEA... you DO know the reason they sent you back to the Roulette table, don't you?!?


it wasn't to shame you...though why not keep the party going...

it's because they use chips specifically for each table.  Lemme guess, you either went with Purple or, or... Brown.  Cause you're not a racist, right.  So just because you were too arrogant to stay and "color-up", don't be pissed at the crew.  LMAO, "color coming in -- seven.  No, not blacks, just dollars".

A Pro like yourself should've just tipped that last bit.  I mean, after 25 drinks strong, what did you end up tipping the waitress???  You mean to tell me THOSE $7 meant THAT much to y-  (oh, nevermind!)  Little vids like those just tell us more about "CG" than you care to admit...  Please don't go broke before Super Bowl.  I intend to find the Legend himself this year, and not just find vapors and fumes like the movie Jumper.  I know you read this, LOL















 
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Where's your money in the wildcard round, CG. I'm tailing you. You're due, son. 
 
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Where's your money in the wildcard round, CG. I'm tailing you. You're due, son. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Skipbone:

Where's your money in the wildcard round, CG. I'm tailing you. You're due, son. 

I can tell you his picks and reasons:

Houston- kc is due to lose
Pittsburgh- Ben > aj 

Seattle- twice defending sb champs won't lose
Green Bay- Rodgers has pride, wash is a fluke



 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by tsw:


I can tell you his picks and reasons:

Houston- kc is due to lose
Pittsburgh- Ben > aj 

Seattle- twice defending sb champs won't lose
Green Bay- Rodgers has pride, wash is a fluke




The sad part is that your mock analysis isn't far off what his actual analysis is.

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