Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:
You mean to tell me covers could not have paid this dude a little cash,done a little research and rolled this little movie out.
So, how does Covers find this guy? They couldn't find one guy in Cali or Washington that wanted to move? Kansas? Florida? No. Let's make it practically the longest trip possible outside of Maine........Jersey. Because we all know how much people love to hear about road trips

You give him a better car, in case he has to sell it. You certainly don't talk about the 13k he loaned relatives he never got back. More bullets for the Vegas gun, right?
He gets to Vegas. Covers tells him "Make sure you play up the humble act" First thing he writes about. Then, no better time than now to start banging MILFs and doing coke

And if this was choreographed, why not have him hook up with a stripper? He wrote about one, but actually hook up would have been a much better read. Instead, we get (including photo) the skinny MILF. He said he met a skinny MILF, and we get a photo of a skinny MILF. Why not a stripper? Plenty in Vegas to choose from, right?

His betting and videos PROVE this guy is an
amatuer, and this was not set up. You simply cannot make this guy up. If this is a setup, you don't have him drop a 5k bomb and have him lose. You want to keep the character in the picture as long as you can. You certainly don't post a picture of a $5,000 losing ticket.

And why not have the CG out on the town, and actually seeing somebody famous? I mean, I hit Vegas three times a year for the last ten years, don't even stay on the Strip, and I've seen a couple of famous people. Came within 3 feet of Gilbert Gottfried (former AFLAC duck voice) at The Hilton (I will always call it that), didn't see him, but he was on the phone and just heard that whack voice. Visited Bellagio/Caesars just a few times, but saw Celine Dion at Caesars walking around. Nobody bothered her due to the large, black humanoid walking just behind her...........
I mean, you're not gonna say "I was in line at this buffet, and I was standing next to George Clooney!" But no. Our Boy CG doesn't even like buffets, just caps in the morning, works out, the trip to Wells Fargo, or the Rio for the "best lines" He didn't even have to do that once he got the line app! Still, you gotta walk all over the place in every casino to find every sportsbook.............and nothing? Not even the gal selling cell phones to Mark Cuban?
Then, as the countdown of cash steadily dwindles, you cut him off completely? You don't go ALL THE WAY? Just the fact they kept his thread in the PBox after rehab instead of GD gives one pause.
I'd write more, but I'm watching history in the making at The Masters, and gotta go.
You folks take care, and decide for yourselves.
