Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper

Betting 200 bucks a game will do nothing for you.  You have proven yourself to be a .500 capper, in fact I think you are even below 50% at this point.

This is your only path to salvation. 

1.  Clean up.  Get off the drink and drugs.
2.  Get a job.  You like Vegas.  Find a job there.  There is no shame in this.
3.  Stop gambling until football season.  Save any extra money and put it with your 7k for your football bankroll.
4.  Find out why you think you can win, and identify why you can win. 
5.  Come up with a plan, and execute that plan for football.
6.  KEEP JOB NO MATTER WHAT

This is how you live the dream, stay in Vegas, and turn this whole thing around.  I said it back on page one of this thread - GAMBLING FOR PROFIT JUST AINT YOUR THING.  You don't understand it.  You are trying to speak Spanish and you don't know the vocabulary.

Plenty of time to turn this around.  I know you will ignore this - but considering you will get lots of advice about how much to bet and how to turn this gambling thing around - READ THIS OVER AND OVER AND OVER - THERE IS NO AMOUNT YOU CAN BET TO MAKE MONEY NOW, AND YOU ARE A .500 CAPPER.  But you can turn that around.

You first.  Who is the ugly douche in your avatar?

Nah, I don't want to play.  Got you to answer, that's good enough for me.

Douche.

Everyone knows that changing your life, and dropping all your vices (while keeping one big vice) is as easy and snapping your fingers.