Moving to Vegas to become a full time pro handicapper

My cousin and I wanted to go nuts in strip club lol. I don't have to pay to get laid... Once my cousin leaves I'll have the anorexic Milf and the Asian Milf for free rounds

I'm confident I'll turn this around. Maybe pound my kings tommorow against the hawks again lol

Asian Milfs...........you still suck though..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk6x9yvVZxM

Bermax update the figures please

Yes, Yes.

Positive energy and mindset.

Let's start channeling our inner-Tony Robbins and Deepok Chopra AFTER we snorted lines of coke on youtube.

Here's a 411 for ya CG.

It's a little late in the game to buy a pair of sky blue lululemon yoga pants to sit on a pillow in your living room sniffing incense all in hopes of finding your 'inner capper'...all your while your cousin is passed out spread eagle on your kitchen counter next to a mirror and a rolled up $100 bill. (oh, and the fact your down a whopping several thousand).

Hey, scalaweenie. Follow vanballsack's lead. Vamoose. After all, ain't you one in the same?

No thanks. I have no idea why Van left. The party is JUST getting started!!!

200K views and counting...ad the bottom falls out the eyes grow exponentially.

 

Impressive view count and reply count CG, I'll give ya that...

 

It's only gonna cost ya 30K to pull it off, but still.

I can't believe people are telling him to apply for a job.

He has more coke running through his veins than Tony Montana!

They are going to make him take a drug test!

Unless he has some elaborate plan to steal a MILF's urine (50 Shades of Yellow starring College Gambler), this guy ain't gettin' no jobby job!

P.S. And who the hell would trust the MILF's urine as clean anyhow??? I'd just as soon adopt a Chihuahua from a local animal shelter and use his number 1 instead (and in Vegas, who knows if even that is suspect).

 

I wouldn't count me out yet. I might have a few bomb bailout plays. A few more losses and the life savings will be on the line. I won't ever quit till I lose every cent

Its funny CG keeps talking about his win percentage, like thats what it will be the rest of his life.  Big deal he had a okay football season, that doesnt mean he has to win in the other sports or even win next year in football season.  If i had a dollar for everytime i seen a person have a good season one year and then the next year couldnt win a game to save their lives i would be rich.

Sorry CG, you will never be a pro and able to do this for the rest of your life, because really your just a guy who picks games with no real method of capping.  Your UCONN pick flat out sucked today and thats because you have no clue how to read a line that the books are giving you. 
You fell hook, line and sinker for the home team getting 3- points.  Your capping logic was they won for you a few weeks ago, why cant they win again.  You are a mostly square bettor and even when you land on a dog side, its usually the side the public is heavy on.

I hope this ends by end of march, so that a real good guy Vanzack wins his bet, instead of some spoiled little brat from jersey

CG does everything wrong.  The one advantage he could leverage (his picking percentage.......something he has gone back to time and time and time again) has been thrown completely out the window because of the nonsensical way of going about his business.  Yeah, there could be many reasons (including luck) for his high picking percentage history, but it is a fact.  The one thing he does well and continues to talk about has been rendered completely irrelevant.  

I'm devising a strategy now to keep the betting empire alive and striving. The life savings could be on the line soon tho

I wouldn't say I am a square bettor tho. Unfortuenetly I take too many dogs. The favorites rolled today...

CG, that's called "chasing"

Me and my cuz going back to strip club tonight shortly

Your picking is not the problem, listen to these guys.. its your betting strategy.. Pick a betting amount and stick with it.. I think u would do ok around 700... Make 70 plays per month, go 40-30, collect your 4900 and move on to the next month.. There needs to be no flash, no fan clubs, however if u hit 57.14% longterm, u will get a fan club, a real one.. Good luck buddy, hope u see this before its too late..