USO 2022 Spite Thread

Yeah 6god is running really good 

However, my cap is a fade on Collins who is coming into this event with the form of a pet rock...I'll take cry baby to squeeze out a win here before getting bounced in R2 by Busca or some random unknown in R3 

Naomi choked first set hard. And why does Naomi keep hitting to DCs favorite side (her backhand)?  Strange. She is bad. 

Sheeesh cmon

This collins chick is a terminator. Chick is a robot smashing line winners unfazed when naomi breaks her, just breaks right back like it’s nothin. It’s disturbing 

My over hit. Taking my profit rolling with osaka win 2nd set live. In wta, serves matter. Osaka with 8 aces compare to collins 1 make me lean osaka

@handycat

 Thats the crazy part. 8 aces vs 9 double faults and this collins chick is unfazed and bout to win lol. Robot

Im so bad at this. 

Not good unfortunately 

Tough one brother, definitely the right side, not sure what happened. Let's drop a 50 unit bomb today, get it all back. See a couple tasty lines, Kyrgios only -900, Medvedev at -20000, two strong options for you.

@scalabroni69

I'm not sure what you mean by "tough one",,,I clearly made huge profits on the Nadal ML I sent out to all my friends, it was a scary looking 600,000u wager early on when Dinky took a set, but scared money don't make money in this racquet.

Sorry you missed out on that one,,,check your spam box next time 

So you're leaning Medvedev ML ?

@handycat

 Lol. Join the crowd!

Who ya got today pack?

@BigDickHertzer

 He’s been hiding for some reason don’t be scared packer what ya like 

Locked in:

Williams +4.5 (-120)...3u

@packersbackers

 I think she wins how do you feel on the ml? My book don’t offer those bets

@VEGASCALLEDME

 Good luck… i think the spread is a safer bet.. kontaveit gets in long rallies.. lets see if serenas fitness can keep up..

@VEGASCALLEDME

Kontaveit has a terrible service hold %...Serena has a live shot at ML tonight...but who really knows,,,,maybe she's going to fake an injury or blame racism/sexism if things go sideways for her and will not take the beat down with class.

Maybe she'll even threaten to shove a ball down the computerized lines calling machine...she's impossible to predict

Predator vs Barbie,,,here we go 

@packersbackers

great post...funny AF...still laughing

Predator    Hilarious. However i will have to object to the barbie comment. This Simpsons caricature lookin like chick wishes she looked like barbie lol

If Estonian Barbie shakes those lil blonde lady parts at me one more time, I gonna insert something horrible in there (Serena wudnt notice).

@Oxcarz

    Estonian Montgomery Burns Barbie.

Uh oh Serena has some juice in the tank left. I think we might need the infamous Kramer horse race clip posted on here soon! 

said I wudnt watch this sheisa...yet here I am....watching "predator vs Barbie". Also said I wud quit whoring/drinking/gambling. so, yeah, whatever

comeon you thoroughbred Serena. Comeon. Arnold has nothing on you. 

tnx, PA for that video....3 years of therapy down the drain,

@Oxcarz

 Sorry my man lol. Hey no matter what, win or lose we booze baby. Gulp…gulp..chug..chug