John Morrison Appreciation Thread

John, heres to you....a true American (Vietnamese) Hero. 

I want everyone here to share their warmest and fondest JM story.  Everything from East/Coast West coast trips.......to Racist NBA Refs........

The funny thing is...if the F-Face could just admit when he loses and not change systems mid-stream and count them as wins...oh, and not email you to UPGRADE to his latest blah...blah...blah. If he would just be a man, We'd all probably appreciate him.

Now, Now, LSU.......we are here to thank JM for the countless entertainment he has brought to us.......not hate on him.

There is no question I have learned a thing or two about backtesting...and I am sure that will equate to slow and steady profits throughout the years to come....thx to F-Face of course

Tan, thank you for coming to your appreciation thread.  Although the KKK avatar is a little un-called for.  Are you still trying to promote your new racist system?

he lives liek 15 mins from me i should go visit him and show him whats up

uh oh it looks like the racist refs got together with the racist forum moderators and banned our hero JM from posting.

What a bunch of jackwagons

John...the only thing I don't understand is how every single person who sent you a testamonial had it hand written on a yellow piece of paper.?

Doesn't that seem weird?   Especially since absolutely NO ONE prints letters anymore

take it easy a bunch of failed athletes use his system

I want to thank JM for his 97% win system. & all the freakn juice I had to pay just to win a few bucks. 

Love your avatar bettor......that rain man scene was classic

the only thing I love about jm is all the haters he has out there without them we wouldn't get any of his systems for nothing.

geez...good thing Brandon Lang, Kelso, Feist, Budin, etc. etc. etc. don't lie,cheat and steal.

I'm not a shill for V.C. JM.... but...  most don't understand money management, nor are they disciplined enough to handle "chase" systems.

To me, the key is to follow a system... if the system doesn't work, change the system.

Kelso recently lost a 200 unit GOY... I LOL everytime I see this (__*__) clown.  He has 3 to 200 unit games.....  now there's a topic for SNL.

Very funny McMister..........You need to tell Lorne Michaels about that shit!!!

HE'S BACK

Wake up Smit, it's the beginning of our NBA betting season!

Last year in the NBA, we went 63-0 with the system, and we only had
to make 5 [C] bets the entire year! The year before that, we went
79-0, with only 4 [C] bets coming into play whole season!

I can't even begin to imagine how much better it's going to get in
this brand new NBA season, so let the fun begin!

Go to the link below to see our upcoming system bet(s):

http______Minnesota [A]

This page shows the bet(s) that you will need to place. The team
on top is the team you need to bet for. The team on bottom is the
team they're playing against. The letter in bracket is the bet type.

For example, if the page shows:

11/21 - Dallas [A]
Toronto

Then this means that on November 21st you will need to place a bet
on the point spread (handicap line) for the Dallas Mavericks in
their game versus the Toronto Raptors. The amount you should bet is the amount you've set on your Bet A. Remember to purchase 3 points for the team you're betting on.

He must be saving his Moneyline FIlter for a special occasion.

Note that as long as the team you're betting on is able to cover
the point spread, you will win your wager, regardless if they had
won or lost the game. For example, if in the example above, Dallas
had a point spread of +7 after buying the points, and the final
score was Dallas 85, Toronto 91, then yes, you would have won the
bet since Dallas did not lose by more than 7

On his last email he stated his rigged nba system won with indiana last night.  I checked it out there was two white and one black ref.  How does that equate to a play????

I am tracking the rigged system and I got it at 0-2 so far.  Anyone else tracking it.  Then he says it covered yesterday on a game where there was not a play.

!firstname_fix},

I bet you must be hysterically laughing at how terrible Minnesota
played tonight. Let me join in there with you! But here's a shocking
bombshell I've just noticed: My NBA system scheduler experienced a
major glitch in forming together this year's betting schedule and
had  mistakenly displayed Minnesota as a system bet when it never
qualified as one under the guidelines of the system in the first place!

You see, the NBA betting system calls for us to bet that one team is
going to win at least one game against the spread (+3 pts) in a 3-game
away series where all 3 of their opponents are from the opposite conference.

Minnesota's recent 3-game road trip was NOT against 3 opponents from
the opposite conference. Minnesota is from the Western conference.
In order for the play to be eligible, they must be playing 3
consecutive road games against teams that are all from the Eastern
Conference. Minnesota started its 3-game road trip on October 30th
against the Memphis Grizzlies. Now, Memphis is from the same
Western conference as Minnesota. In order to bet under the system,
you must always make sure that all 3 opponents in the road trip are
from the opposite conference, as stated in the system manual.

So how and why did my mailer send out Minnesota as a system bet you
ask? Good question, I was wondering the exact same thing too
Michael! You see, earlier this year I self-programmed a
software that automatically creates the NBA betting schedule for
each basketball each year. This is the first year in which I used
the scheduler to create the list of bets. Apparently, the scheduler
is not perfect, since it should never have displayed Minnesota as a
system bet due to the fact that Minnesota was not playing against 3
opponents from the opposite conference in its road trip.

Right now, I'm going to immediately look into where my my software
has gone wrong, but in the meantime I am going to determine all the
picks for this NBA season again the old-fashioned way: by hand!
Michael, I know how important it is that we get the picks
right, so rest assured with me that I have taken every possible
precaution now to make sure that such a glitch will never occur again!

Yes, the picks that have been sent out by my mailer has experienced
a loss so far this season on Minnesota, but the NBA betting system
itself is still perfect, since Minnesota shouldn't have been a bet
in the first place due to the fact that they weren't playing
against 3 teams in the opposite conference on their road trip.

Michael, I can assure you that as long as you bet strictly
under the guidelines of my NBA betting system, you're literally
going to win each and every single betting series thrown your way
in this entire year! Remember, last year in the NBA, we went 63-0
with the system, and we only had to make 5 [C] bets the entire
year! The year before that, we went 79-0, with only 4 [C] bets
being made the whole season.

And from this point forward, I can promise you Michael
that no more glitches will occur again. It's going to be my #1
priority to make sure that all bets that are sent to you going
forward do indeed fall exactly under the system criteria, so you
can sit back and bet with rock-solid confidence that you'll never
be at the losing end again in your betting lifetime with an NBA
system that has gone 253 wins to 2 losses in the last 4 years!

All the best,
John Morrison, PhD

PO Box 30175
Worcester, MA 01603
Usa

at least we know it was a glitch. dang it.. stupid me. stupid us.

Its just a Version 2 loss. No big deal.
You guys need to appreciate JM more.
If it wasn't for him AJM wouldn't exist.