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1-2 day yesterday after a lot of games got postponed.

Visetois Ov 2.5 -126

In a hurry today-- will pop back in later. GL everyone.
 
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Bragantino Un 2.5 +115

The Belgium over not looking good. 
 
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 BOL my friend
 
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On a 1-4 run. Haven't had the chance to cap soccer lately with the international fixtures and more importantly the March Madness. Have two plays or the time being.

Sydney Ov 2.5 -141

Doncaster Ov 2.5 +108

Will look into more games if I have time. Again, on a mini bad run so don't tail.
 
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Brisbane Ov 3 +102

Been lying low the last week or so with the international fixtures doing the rounds. Hopefully will be able to have more plays from this weekend. Will do the overall tallying sometime tomorrow. Just to point out, the system was 2-5 the last 7 plays, so maybe, the break was indeed needed...lol.
 
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Zagreb Ov 2.5 +108
 
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Gornik Zabrze Ov 2.5 +149
 
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A nice 2-0 start to the day. Feels good to have some league games after the international fixtures. 

Here are some laughter tickles for the day. 

The theme for today is BLONDES (sorry Happy, dunno if you are a blonde though; if yes, you are the exception to the rule):

Q: Why did the blonde have trouble in the ladies' room?
A: She is not used to pulling her own pants down.
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.
"No!" yells the blonde.
Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.
"For the last time, no!" says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, "Well, why the hell not?"
The blonde says, "Because I wanna stay up here with you!"
Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"
They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic."

What do you call a blond with two brain cells? ''PREGNANT''
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first?
A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.
The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don''t sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures him that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more. "I''m sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don''t have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" says the blonde, "I will go and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."
Please remove your blouse, says the doctor to the young blonde, placing his stethoscope around his neck.
When she is ready, the doctor says, "OK, big breaths."
"Yeth," she replies, "and I've had them thinth I wath thixthteen!"

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"
Q: How did a blonde get a job at a prestigious country club?
A: She told them she was good at handling members.
What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
Between you and me we could make a lot of money!
Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license back?
Because she got an ''F'' in Sex.


 
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 "Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
The guy asks, ''What are you carrying?''
''Melons,'' the blonde replies.
''Cool," the guy says. "If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?''
The blonde giggles and says, ''If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.''
A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.It was her husband.
"How's the new cell phone?"
She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"
 
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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there.
They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him, "The men with really big dicks and the girls with really, really big boobs were both really, really dumb."
When they got to the beach they split up. Later the mother saw the son and asked where his dad was.
The boy said, ''Well, the last time I saw him he was talking to this really, really, dumb blonde, and the longer they talked, the dumber he got.''


A blonde's house was on fire. She called 911 and started screaming, "Help me, please! My house is burning! Hurry!"
The operator said, "Okay, calm down and we'll be there soon. How do we get to your house?"
The blonde answered, "Duh, in that big red truck!"


Q: What's the advantage of having a blonde as a girlfriend?
A: You get to park in handicapped zones.


A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.
A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"
"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.
"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."
"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"

 
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Brisbane Ov 3 +102 

Zagreb Ov 2.5 +108 

Gornikzabrze Ov 2.5 +149 

Nice comeback 3-0 day. Will be back with the cumulative unit calculation in a short while.
 
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16 - 11 with no real pushes but a lot of postponements. +11.24 U

A lot of games fit my model tomorrow. Will be posting the plays in a bit.

For tonight, I really like the Over 2.5 in Australia. Mind you, this is NOT a system play and the result will NOT be counted in this thread, win or lose. I just did not want to create a separate thread for this one. 

Newcastle Jets needs to win at home to qualify for the play-offs. Even a win does not guarantee them a place but without a straight up win, their season ends tonight.They will have Emile Heskey back in their ranks tonight and they need to attack throughout to get a win against the Wanderers (54 points), who need a point to ensure that they end up at the top of the league. The Mariners (51 points) have a much better goal differential and will be playing Melbourne Heart at home which should result in an automatic win for them. So the Wanderers do need to show up tonight. The last time Western Sydney did not score a goal in an away game was January 12th against Wellington. They have scored at least one in every game since. With Newcastle going for the win, and Western Sydney not shy of scoring goals, I expect this game to go over 2.5. We are getting good odds at +102 and it entails a small play on my part. Just to note,  Shinji Ono will be missing in action along with La Rocca.

Newcastle Jets Ov 2.5 +102


 
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Friday:

Blackpool Ov 2.5 +116

Stevenage Ov 2.5 +108

Dagenham Ov 2.5 +109

Rochdale Ov 2.5 +112

Portsmouth Ov 2.5 -130

Rotherham Ov 2.5 -125


A lot of plays it seems. Interestingly, I will be adding a few more. Feel free to fade; if tailing, think twice and don't !!

 
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Disaster day!!! 

Adding :

Concordia Ov 2.5 +125

Rijeka Ov 2.5 +122

Caen Ov 2.5 +120

Le Mans Ov 2.5 +128

PSG Un 2.5 -110

Torquay Un 2.5 -110

I think I might be chasing in my head. Dangerous!!! Please ignore my plays for the day...lol.
 
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A decent comeback after a super disastrous morning. 

Tigre Ov 2.5 + 136
 
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5-8 day on the system plays yesterday after a 0-7 start 

Did win the Aussie league game though.

Tomorrow:

Chelsea Un 2.5 +120
 
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Mainz Un 2.5 +122

Bayer Leverkusen Un 2.5 +101
 
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Ended March on a 6-10 downward spiral.

Blackpool Ov 2.5 +116 LOSS

Stevenage Ov 2.5 +108 LOSS

Dagenham Ov 2.5 +109 LOSS

Rochdale Ov 2.5 +112 LOSS

Portsmouth Ov 2.5 +109 LOSS

Rotherham Ov 2.5 -125 LOSS

Concordia Ov 2.5 +125 LOSS

Rijeka Ov 2.5 +122 WIN

Caen Ov 2.5 +120 LOSS

Le Mans Ov 2.5 +128 WIN

PSG Un 2.5 -110 WIN

Torquay Un 2.5 -110 WIN

Chelsea Un 2.5 +120 LOSS

Mainz Un 2.5 +122 WIN

Bayer Leverkusen Un 2.5 +101 WIN


MARCH OVERALL:

22-21     + 6.02 U

The good news is that inspite of playing + odds consistently, I still could make a profit. Could have been better of course. But then again, could have been worse. 

Here is to a better April 

For April Fool's Day Plays I will try in volume: remember this is an experiment and risks are taken during experiments. It is going to be risky but for the sake of my work, I have to take this risk. Please do NOT tail.

For analysis, I have decided to choose mainly the English leagues tomorrow.

Cardiff Ov 2.5 +116

Crystal Palace Ov 2.5 +110

Exeter Ov 2.5 -120

Osters Ov 2.5 +122

Vaduz Ov 2.5 +109

Telstar Un 2.5 +119

Swindon Ov 2.5 +134

Stevenage Ov 2.5 +109

Shrewsbury Ov 2.5 +105

Tranmere Ov 2.5 +110

Crewe Ov 2.5 +125

Barnet Ov 2.5 +103

Gateshead Un 2.5 +130

Young Boys Un 2.5 -135




 
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Oops...Bayer Leverkusen was a loss but the Tigre Ov was a win. Just a mistake from a tired mind.
 
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Not a good start to April.

Not many opportunities for system plays with the European action going on at the moment.

Here are my plays for Europa League for today (not system plays):

Chelsea -1 +110 BIG

Newcastle +1 +130

Newcastle Draw +369

Newcastle Un 2.5 +105

Instead of opening a new thread, thought about posting these here. Good luck guys 
 
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System Play:

Perth Glory Un 2.5 +120
 
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Right the ship bho!!! You got this!!
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Bochum Ov 2.5 +109

Esbjerg Ov 2.5 +125
 
 
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