https://bigpondnews.com/articles/OddSpot/2010/05/14/Skinny-dipping_tourist_gets_nasty_bite_461855.html

'He woke to find his penis swollen and painful with a red mark on the shaft suggestive of a bite,' said Dr Nigel Harrison and colleagues who treated the tourist at Dargaville and Whangarei hospitals, writing in a medical journal.

 

i didn't think we had venemous spiders...

 

 

New Zealand definitely doesn't have a venomous rugby league team


No stinging in attack or defense

sounds like every sunday morning during my early 20's

haha

There was a scene in 'Rescue Me' last night where a guy was freaking and had all his friends look at his orangish pecker. In a passing response to someone's dig he says he's been using his friends Jergens lotion for jacking

His friend informs him he has two! bottles of Jergens and one is for tanning. The guy holds up his right hand and says this must explain why his right palm must also have that orangish tan 

Rescue Me – Garrity has an orange dick

Do not molest spiders !