...........Tiger .......Jokes........

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?  Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger

Woods with a golf club is his wife.

Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

What do Lady Gaga and Tiger Woods have in common “Bad Romance”.

Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

We now see that Tiger Woods drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway.

What crossed Elin's mind as she stood there with a golf club in her hand as she heard his lame excuses?  "Just do it..."

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a

tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.

Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree.

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.

Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.

you know whats funny, I wondered what was wrong with Tiger's golf game before and after he got married...Tiger was playing putt putt with all his women!!!

He doesnt play as many tournaments as everyone else...cause he is pimpin all the women in all the cities...

he should win 1 to 2 majors a year...play in more tour events! but he is being a tiger chasing little box cats...meow, meow!!!

Tiger seems to have a better record in the RideHer Cup than previous years would suggest.