Who's Ready For Conspiracies?!

I wasn't gonna do this but since Covers censorship locked up my buddy Coolfront in the box and I know I have big fans like Mizard in here today, i'll share my theories with the forum.

1. SEATTLE -266. ABSOLUTE LOCK! It's Native American Night and the Mariners are giving away some hat honoring Native Americans for building casinos or whatever else they contributed to society. Oh that's right Euros stole their land and such and we were all around two or three hundred years ago and they were all peaceful and not killing each other anyway. As you know i'm a big Indians fan. I don't even support the name change in Cleveland. But just so you know, MLB knows that cappers know this angle so I don't believe this will be an easy victory. I guess MLB could out woke itself but hard to believe they would send a bunch of fans wear hats celebrating Indian culture home losers....

2. CINCINNATI LIVE Which brings us to #2 in a game that is happening now so I bettor hurry. Get it? CINCINNATI LIVE +whatever. It's not a lock but i'm positive there will be some hedging opportunity in this one. It's German heritage night and you know how woke MLB feels about white people... If Philly wins here it will reinforce the Seattle LOCK.

3. CLEVELAND V. SAN DIEGO. MLB is doing all that it can to get the Indians in the playoffs because they're so woke. So if the White Sox beat Baltimore you can BET Cleveland is winning tonight as well. See what I did there?

Stay tuned. I'm looking at some ESPN stuff for later...

FREE Coolfront from the box!

I am a huge fan of conspiracies  

GL pal 

How do we get you in the box with your crack-pot friend?

@MIZARD

 There he is! I saw you're on Seattle as well... GL sir!

@the1toturn2

 You tell me! Aren't you a Covers moderator?

You should get woke to real life. Get out of that David Koresh fantasy life. You have been brained washed thru fox news. They have you by the nut sack with the thumb in the anus. 

Of course I am not   I would just love to see another of these sports QAnon clowns out of here

Covers actually has a rule about conspiracy and fixed threads, it's written somewhere. They want those in another forum, maybe "other".

Either way, to each is own

@undermysac

 Thanks, dad. Doesn't look like Cincinnati is panning out anyway and the Sox look like losers already...

ESPN is all over the Buxton injury so obviously MINNESOTA LOSES.

Lol Philly getting no-hit! Let's see if Cincy can get this run in...

There it is!  1-0 Reds

Reds +185 Phillies +191 HEDGED

Too soon!

@BBFBallers

 Son, do your homework. 

I did obviously! I'm a winner either way in Philly. Now i'm looking at the Mets. I knew Taijuan Walker wasn't gonna get the W or ESPN would've made a bigger deal about tonight's game. They do still have a picture of the Yankees with Josh Donaldson in it so does that mean they come to back to win? Because as we all know Josh Donaldson is a huge rrrracist. This is a tough one. It's national game and Donaldson of course is 0-1 but just his presence hmm...

Ok i'm in at Mets +235. I gotta believe this game gets tied at the very least...

@BBFBallers

 Thanks to gleyber being lost 

@Martylee

 I already hedged this one but I had to get the Yankees at -124. I can only win if the Mets do but who knows... But a lot of good cappers like Dangerous Dave and UMGMU on the Mets... Who knows?

@BBFBallers 

You any relation to Cardinal he hangs around the NFL forum with his conspiracies too

@Macwestie1

 Not that I know of but thanks for the heads up! I'll seek him out. I usually just bet NFL that week when they have My Cleats, My Cause...

That expression "You can't fix stupid" Apllies here

@the1toturn2

@the1toturn2

 I saw you hating on Muppetbabies, also. You're so full of hate. Maybe you need a time out in the box?

This thread will be in The OTHER Forum pretty soon.