Quote Originally Posted by montepire: @benhogan76 not only that i do recall they traded up to get him if my memory is correct......... Yup, traded up one whole spot...fucking morons. He would of still been there next pick. They basically just threw draft picks in the sewer to move up one spot. I hate my life
It could've been worse though ya know....like they could've made that huge one spot move up to pass on generational talent like Patrick Mahomes or Deshaun Watson....
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:
Quote Originally Posted by montepire: @benhogan76 not only that i do recall they traded up to get him if my memory is correct......... Yup, traded up one whole spot...fucking morons. He would of still been there next pick. They basically just threw draft picks in the sewer to move up one spot. I hate my life
It could've been worse though ya know....like they could've made that huge one spot move up to pass on generational talent like Patrick Mahomes or Deshaun Watson....
Quote Originally Posted by montepire: polar bear supposed to be an enticement?...... Great advice; If the bear is brown, lay down. If the bear is black, fight back. If the bear is white, say goodnight.
I never heard that, solid....Just came back from the Adirondacks, sone strange locals were taking pics of their kids near the Bears at the dump ....
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Quote Originally Posted by 1129ken:
Quote Originally Posted by montepire: polar bear supposed to be an enticement?...... Great advice; If the bear is brown, lay down. If the bear is black, fight back. If the bear is white, say goodnight.
I never heard that, solid....Just came back from the Adirondacks, sone strange locals were taking pics of their kids near the Bears at the dump ....
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac: Quote Originally Posted by montepire: @benhogan76 not only that i do recall they traded up to get him if my memory is correct......... Yup, traded up one whole spot...fucking morons. He would of still been there next pick. They basically just threw draft picks in the sewer to move up one spot. I hate my life It could've been worse though ya know....like they could've made that huge one spot move up to pass on generational talent like Patrick Mahomes or Deshaun Watson....
Ouchhh
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Quote Originally Posted by getem9:
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac: Quote Originally Posted by montepire: @benhogan76 not only that i do recall they traded up to get him if my memory is correct......... Yup, traded up one whole spot...fucking morons. He would of still been there next pick. They basically just threw draft picks in the sewer to move up one spot. I hate my life It could've been worse though ya know....like they could've made that huge one spot move up to pass on generational talent like Patrick Mahomes or Deshaun Watson....
Quote Originally Posted by 1129ken: Quote Originally Posted by montepire: polar bear supposed to be an enticement?...... Great advice; If the bear is brown, lay down. If the bear is black, fight back. If the bear is white, say goodnight. I never heard that, solid....Just came back from the Adirondacks, sone strange locals were taking pics of their kids near the Bears at the dump ....
Black bears are pretty docile. A polar bear will eat the fuck out of you and the horse you rode in on. A Grizzly will eat the fuck out of you too, unless it's full or just thinks you smell disgusting, which we do. The sad part is that the Polar Bear will be so emaciated that you might be able to best him. Just kidding. He would eat the fuck out of you without hesitation.
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Quote Originally Posted by DoubleUp4Life:
Quote Originally Posted by 1129ken: Quote Originally Posted by montepire: polar bear supposed to be an enticement?...... Great advice; If the bear is brown, lay down. If the bear is black, fight back. If the bear is white, say goodnight. I never heard that, solid....Just came back from the Adirondacks, sone strange locals were taking pics of their kids near the Bears at the dump ....
Black bears are pretty docile. A polar bear will eat the fuck out of you and the horse you rode in on. A Grizzly will eat the fuck out of you too, unless it's full or just thinks you smell disgusting, which we do. The sad part is that the Polar Bear will be so emaciated that you might be able to best him. Just kidding. He would eat the fuck out of you without hesitation.
Quote Originally Posted by DoubleUp4Life: Quote Originally Posted by 1129ken: Quote Originally Posted by montepire: polar bear supposed to be an enticement?...... Great advice; If the bear is brown, lay down. If the bear is black, fight back. If the bear is white, say goodnight. I never heard that, solid....Just came back from the Adirondacks, sone strange locals were taking pics of their kids near the Bears at the dump .... Black bears are pretty docile. A polar bear will eat the fuck out of you and the horse you rode in on. A Grizzly will eat the fuck out of you too, unless it's full or just thinks you smell disgusting, which we do. The sad part is that the Polar Bear will be so emaciated that you might be able to best him. Just kidding. He would eat the fuck out of you without hesitation.
Had no idea , never read up on Bears ...Only polar bears I see are at the pathetic Buffalo zoo , they're one of the main attractions ( especially during the winter) ....Feel horrible for them in that tiny enclosure .
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Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu:
Quote Originally Posted by DoubleUp4Life: Quote Originally Posted by 1129ken: Quote Originally Posted by montepire: polar bear supposed to be an enticement?...... Great advice; If the bear is brown, lay down. If the bear is black, fight back. If the bear is white, say goodnight. I never heard that, solid....Just came back from the Adirondacks, sone strange locals were taking pics of their kids near the Bears at the dump .... Black bears are pretty docile. A polar bear will eat the fuck out of you and the horse you rode in on. A Grizzly will eat the fuck out of you too, unless it's full or just thinks you smell disgusting, which we do. The sad part is that the Polar Bear will be so emaciated that you might be able to best him. Just kidding. He would eat the fuck out of you without hesitation.
Had no idea , never read up on Bears ...Only polar bears I see are at the pathetic Buffalo zoo , they're one of the main attractions ( especially during the winter) ....Feel horrible for them in that tiny enclosure .
I see a lot of bears and I don’t give a fucck Except it’s just unambitious parasitic bitches who do the bare minimum They do as little as possible hands move a smidge and touch A pittance of what I lift just princesses’ flickin’ clitorises who’ve given up Like coach sendin’ in the scrubs down sixteen with just a minute of Time on the clock why is it like this ? I’m not surprised , but I’m shocked or more like electrocuted Performances in this world are abhorrent and useless , but the more I see it the more I get used to it…..
wallstreetcappers craps in his draws and pees fuckin backwards from his vaj with a squirt.
I see a lot of bears and I don’t give a fucck Except it’s just unambitious parasitic bitches who do the bare minimum They do as little as possible hands move a smidge and touch A pittance of what I lift just princesses’ flickin’ clitorises who’ve given up Like coach sendin’ in the scrubs down sixteen with just a minute of Time on the clock why is it like this ? I’m not surprised , but I’m shocked or more like electrocuted Performances in this world are abhorrent and useless , but the more I see it the more I get used to it…..
My lone experience with bears happened in Yosemite about a hundred years ago...I was driving a new golden mustang and though it was Spring, snow was piled high on the side of the road and then in a flash, a massive black bear sat down in the middle of the road blocking my way.
I slowly backed up as my main worry was that he might eff up my beautiful car. I was working a bummer job at the time and making monthly payments.
After a few minutes, and a few defiant looks my way, he darted up a very steep hill and I was amazed at how fast he was. I am quite certain that had I been hiking it would not have ended well for me...he looked hungry and pi$$ed.
My lone experience with bears happened in Yosemite about a hundred years ago...I was driving a new golden mustang and though it was Spring, snow was piled high on the side of the road and then in a flash, a massive black bear sat down in the middle of the road blocking my way.
I slowly backed up as my main worry was that he might eff up my beautiful car. I was working a bummer job at the time and making monthly payments.
After a few minutes, and a few defiant looks my way, he darted up a very steep hill and I was amazed at how fast he was. I am quite certain that had I been hiking it would not have ended well for me...he looked hungry and pi$$ed.
We have both Grizzly and black bear in our neck of the woods.Always carry bear pepper spray and a cow bell. If ya see a bear ring the cowbell. If the bear gets too close use the bear spray. Always look for bear poo to see what type of bear is currently using the area.
Black bear poo full of twigs and berries.
Grizzly bear poo smells like bear spray and often have cow bells in it.
Old joke but fits right in.
We have both Grizzly and black bear in our neck of the woods.Always carry bear pepper spray and a cow bell. If ya see a bear ring the cowbell. If the bear gets too close use the bear spray. Always look for bear poo to see what type of bear is currently using the area.
Black bear poo full of twigs and berries.
Grizzly bear poo smells like bear spray and often have cow bells in it.
I have run into black bears multiple times. They tend to not want any smoke. I have seen Grizzlies from a slight distance on guided expeditions where guys are armed and still felt more threatened than literally running right up on a black bear alone with no weapon. At this point I fear running into a mountain lion more than a black bear. There still a bear. They could completely demolish you if it wanted. They just don't want to. Plus we're so disgusting, most animals don't want to eat us. They attack because they feel threatened. If a Polar Bear attacks, it's because he wants to eat the fuck out of you. Food is scarce out there. Grizzlies are hit or miss. It's different from year to year. If they are satiated, they won't want to eat you. Again, we are disgusting. If food has been scarce, they'll eat you. They may also attack just because they can. Bears are all different just like people.
Look up Grizzly Man. Dude lived amongst Brown Bears, even though he was not a real expert, but they pretty much were cool with him. He knew them, they knew him. Then he came across a bear he didn't know and that bear was like, "What the fuck are you doing way out here? Stupid human. I'm gonna eat the fuck out of you, and your chick."
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I have run into black bears multiple times. They tend to not want any smoke. I have seen Grizzlies from a slight distance on guided expeditions where guys are armed and still felt more threatened than literally running right up on a black bear alone with no weapon. At this point I fear running into a mountain lion more than a black bear. There still a bear. They could completely demolish you if it wanted. They just don't want to. Plus we're so disgusting, most animals don't want to eat us. They attack because they feel threatened. If a Polar Bear attacks, it's because he wants to eat the fuck out of you. Food is scarce out there. Grizzlies are hit or miss. It's different from year to year. If they are satiated, they won't want to eat you. Again, we are disgusting. If food has been scarce, they'll eat you. They may also attack just because they can. Bears are all different just like people.
Look up Grizzly Man. Dude lived amongst Brown Bears, even though he was not a real expert, but they pretty much were cool with him. He knew them, they knew him. Then he came across a bear he didn't know and that bear was like, "What the fuck are you doing way out here? Stupid human. I'm gonna eat the fuck out of you, and your chick."
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: Quote Originally Posted by DoubleUp4Life: Quote Originally Posted by 1129ken: Quote Originally Posted by montepire: polar bear supposed to be an enticement?...... Great advice; If the bear is brown, lay down. If the bear is black, fight back. If the bear is white, say goodnight. I never heard that, solid....Just came back from the Adirondacks, sone strange locals were taking pics of their kids near the Bears at the dump .... Black bears are pretty docile. A polar bear will eat the fuck out of you and the horse you rode in on. A Grizzly will eat the fuck out of you too, unless it's full or just thinks you smell disgusting, which we do. The sad part is that the Polar Bear will be so emaciated that you might be able to best him. Just kidding. He would eat the fuck out of you without hesitation. Had no idea , never read up on Bears ...Only polar bears I see are at the pathetic Buffalo zoo , they're one of the main attractions ( especially during the winter) ....Feel horrible for them in that tiny enclosure .
Don't feel so bad for them. It's pretty fucked for Polar Bears in the wild right now.
R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
Quote Originally Posted by DoubleUp4Life:
Quote Originally Posted by StumpTownStu: Quote Originally Posted by DoubleUp4Life: Quote Originally Posted by 1129ken: Quote Originally Posted by montepire: polar bear supposed to be an enticement?...... Great advice; If the bear is brown, lay down. If the bear is black, fight back. If the bear is white, say goodnight. I never heard that, solid....Just came back from the Adirondacks, sone strange locals were taking pics of their kids near the Bears at the dump .... Black bears are pretty docile. A polar bear will eat the fuck out of you and the horse you rode in on. A Grizzly will eat the fuck out of you too, unless it's full or just thinks you smell disgusting, which we do. The sad part is that the Polar Bear will be so emaciated that you might be able to best him. Just kidding. He would eat the fuck out of you without hesitation. Had no idea , never read up on Bears ...Only polar bears I see are at the pathetic Buffalo zoo , they're one of the main attractions ( especially during the winter) ....Feel horrible for them in that tiny enclosure .
Don't feel so bad for them. It's pretty fucked for Polar Bears in the wild right now.
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