U HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOMEONE ELSE STU

My dipstick does not do the Hershey Hwy let alone my tongue. I obey traffic signs, especially EXIT ONLY, DO NOT ENTER! I LIKE LIPSTICK ON MY DIPSTICK, IT'S A DIPSTICK, NOT A SHITSTICK. LIGHTBULB GOING OFF EMOJI

Sure, maybe you do like lipstick on your lipstick but you definitely want Stump in your rump.