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ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Jan. 30, 2024 - 5:22 PM ET #1

How many didn't?

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Hugh_Jorgan

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Posted: Jan. 30, 2024 - 5:52 PM ET #2

10 peace_5

bigreds daddy

ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Jan. 30, 2024 - 6:45 PM ET #3

Damn Hugh you are one smart chicken....or is it a cow....either way nicely done folklore peace_5

Hugh wins...here is your prize

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beats723

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Posted: Jan. 30, 2024 - 8:53 PM ET #4

If 20 of the 30 cows ate well then 10 didn't lol just saw this one

Hugh_Jorgan

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Posted: Jan. 30, 2024 - 9:21 PM ET #5

@ABooksNightmare

That clip is hilarious!

Was not familiar with Gary Owen before.

I will have to tighten up my comedy game ... believe dat peace_5

bigreds daddy

ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Jan. 30, 2024 - 9:24 PM ET #6

The guy is hilarious and he has several specials....he brings it each time and he speaks truth which I always find to be entertaining...they call him black famous and he lives up to it...guy is gold jerry....gold peace_5

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Getty3

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Posted: Jan. 31, 2024 - 1:00 PM ET #7

It took me a minute to get to that video but you and Hugh are right. That is well crafted comedy. I loved it.

True story : My son is a pilot and gets me free/discounted flights when they're available. One morning my wife and I got first class seats from Atlanta to Las Vegas but the plane was delayed for 2 hours. I checked in with a black lady at the Delta gate who told me to go relax in the lounge for a cocktail. I said "I'm not a Sky Club member." She takes some info from me, types a little bit, prints out a guest pass and says "Now you are. Just don't drink all the Hennessy, I get off at 2."

ABooksNightmare

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Posted: Jan. 31, 2024 - 1:30 PM ET #8

@Getty3

See, that's some good shit right there...I like how she threw out the henny comment to and so true....so that video hit right at home with you..always nice to be hooked up

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