Stock Market Today: Dow on track for record finish as Trump Treasury pick calms bond traders

CAN YOU HEAR THE THUNDER - 

We are cooking.

@cdog8043

 DOW RALLIES 400 POINTS TO RECORD, SMALL CAP RUSSELL  2000 HITS ALL TIME HIGH

The blue-chip Dow traded 415 points, or 0.9%, higher, while the broad S&P 500 gained 0.3%. Both hit new all-time highs in the session. The Nasdaq Composite also ticked up 0.3%.

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@UNIMAN

 CNN:  HUGE RELIEF - CEO'S EXHALE.

TRUMP GOING TO GET IT RIGHT AGAIN.

He won't. Your downfall starts on May 10th (and that is irreversible),  the next three months won't be pretty. If you're lucky, your nation will still be standing when 2025 ends. You'll probably need to lower your expectations of success to that.

They removed the post I was answering to - I am pretty sure you guys know by now where you are heading - but to quote Bachman-Turner Overdrive - "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet"

Your sole existence as a nation is right now depended on that Trumps imaginary tariff talks lead to a real deal (and it will hit you for 3 months after that deal is made so it is 3 months minimum)

If we’re quoting people then I’m gonna quote Sebastian Bach :

“ 18 and life ya gotta …… 18 and life ya know-ew-oh …….your crime is time and it’s………18 and life to go-ew-oh !! “

yo that’s real as hell 

My man was the prettiest lady in rock and roll .

Can’t you just give me that one finally I found a song that hit right on the nose of your guys situation - now I have looked for 3 months for a song where they mention an orange clown that destroyed the richest nation in the world in under a year - without luck - I guess reality sometimes is so insane no artist has thought it up 

Hey listen , me and you pal , we’re exactly the same . And if you say we aren’t that just proves my point , cuz that’s precisely what I would have said . 

“ accidents will happen …… “ 

We are nothing alike - If I came from a country that fucked me over from the first time I sat foot in the school system until I lay in the grave for some stupid billionaire having the privilege of playing golf on my expense (and not only making me swear alligience to their stupid flag - but also praising them for giving me the opportunity to live in the “greatest nation on earth”) while my family was starving to death - because he thinks it is a fucking game - I would not be a box like you that thanked said person for fucking me over 

it’s like looking into a mirror 

If you see me when you look in the mirror, I advise you to bring a mirror the next time you go out scoring 

Like on the ceiling?

I wouldn’t know cuz I fuck with my eyes closed . Bracing for the explosion that’s for sure to detonate when I erupt . With the reckoning on the bedsprings becoming deafening but my temperament essentially remaining chuch .

That means it’s pristine and enveloped in a zone ,

where it’s only me , my bone , and the hole that I poke . Connected to the beauty that it’s attached to that I love with all my heart . And that’s why she doesn’t judge me if I sludge from my butt crease when I leak out a bubble of a fart .

You feel the flow ? You follow my passion ?

I’m like hydraulics with that 3 wheel motion when I’m drivin’ my Cadillac princess . 1 leg up , the other one down . With 2 hands on her juggs that flutter around . Like a couple of dogs that are hungry for a snack . But ready to attack . You dig that Jack ?

Cuz She’s got a whole lot of moxie , and a caring for the world ,

that most don’t even know exists and that they’re terrified to twirl . Round their fingers . Like a yoyo that you play with . Life is so serious , then they throw you in a grave . It’s sick .

so enjoy your life regardless of what other people might say . Or how they judge . Lost another good one last night . So For Pop Pop imma pray in a major way and end it in a puff .

Please stay peaceful and tranquil my senior friend . And I’ll gleam you on the other side . Where there’s fun and love as we hover above this disgusting stuff that holds grudges on this ride . 

rest in peace Big Coffee 

If any of you were in doubt - the talks about legalising deportation of American citizens to work camps - was the last aspect you guys were missing from becoming a dictatorship - and one of the few things missing from repeating Germany’s “prime” - but at least Trump has made the few friends you had hate you - so there is none that will even bother helping you at this point (almost like it was his plan all along to send everyone that oppose him to work camps - without anyone caring)

If we are you from ww2 we will start caring when you by mistake bomb us (pearl harbour) - let’s hope your old friends will be bigger men than your leaders were 

I don’t even blame the MAGA’s etc I blame the founding fathers from not making it against the constitution to run as president if you are a convicted criminal and then everyone from the stormrun of the congress (that did it in violence) should have been lined up and have their misery ended - the founding fathers fucking came from Europe and it is like they haven’t understood or incorporated anything from our past history - even though they have experienced all of this before (bunch of fucking amateurs)

How did spockgoto know in advance he was ban ?

It's May 18th. 

He was clever enough to insert a signature sentence.  Nice work Spockgato.

Well it is hard for me to discuss with you - simply based on the fact that I am not in the US myself (thank god) - so I can't really see the small changes that is happening slowly (like the local shop closing, Wallmart not having the stocks filled up anymore - you know that small baby steps that probably start to surface slowly) - but the tariffs Trump was launching on liberty day started to take effect May 10th onwards for you guys (with supply chain thing) - and if you had any idea what "starts" means (which I did say clear as day) - I am sure you wouldn't be bother me 1 week after - lets talk again in 3 months 

Btw dont treat it is as a competition - cause I hope I will be wrong - I won’t find enjoyment in millions of people starving to death (not even Americans if it might come across as such - and let’s be real if we get to that point it is us that have to bail you guys out)