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    So a person, an Italian and a Swede

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    Cranky_Hank
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 1:07 AM ET #1

    Walks into a bar.

     

    Bartender says, “What is this an ethnic joke?”

    Keep at it.
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    Walks into a bar.

     

    Bartender says, “What is this an ethnic joke?”

     
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 3:56 AM ET #2

    I suppose “a person” is the n. Word censored - then I would start using any of the other Nordic countries but Sweden as example in that joke - Swedish people today are basically the “Middle East” of the Nordic countries

    Don't mention the frogs - we don't want to scare the toddler - we want him to sleep
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    I suppose “a person” is the n. Word censored - then I would start using any of the other Nordic countries but Sweden as example in that joke - Swedish people today are basically the “Middle East” of the Nordic countries

     
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 4:06 AM ET #3

    @Calde13

     You nailed it!  peace_5

    “n word” prejoratives and all!

    Norwegians are the true enemy.

     

    Keep at it.
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    @Calde13

     You nailed it!  peace_5

    “n word” prejoratives and all!

    Norwegians are the true enemy.

     

     
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 6:03 AM ET #4

    When I was a kid, we had "black man, white man, chinese man.." jokes. I can't remember a one of them but they were always up to shenanigans. Walking through the desert or climbing a mountain or something.

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    When I was a kid, we had "black man, white man, chinese man.." jokes. I can't remember a one of them but they were always up to shenanigans. Walking through the desert or climbing a mountain or something.

     
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 6:09 AM ET #5

    Like I remember in one the come across a castle, and in another they find a genie lamp, but I can't remember any punch lines. I tried to Google but only ones I found were lame.

    R.I.P. #94 MARSHAWN KNEELAND - DC4L
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    Like I remember in one the come across a castle, and in another they find a genie lamp, but I can't remember any punch lines. I tried to Google but only ones I found were lame.

     
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 7:49 AM ET #6

    Here's one for Stu

    There's a black guy sitting at the bar. There is only one other person at the bar, plenty of seats available. 

    A gay guy walks in and sits right next to the black dude, and orders an Amaretto Stone sour. After a few minutes of awkwardness, the gay dude whispers to the black guy. "Hey big boy, do you want a blow job?"

    The black guy explodes. "You motha fucka!" He beats his ass, drags him across the floor and throws him out of the bar. Sits back down enraged.

    The bar tender, in astonishment, runs over to that side of the bar. "What the hell was that about?!" he yells. "Dude why did you do that to my customer, what did he say to you?"

    Black guy, "man, he offered me a job"

     

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    Here's one for Stu

    There's a black guy sitting at the bar. There is only one other person at the bar, plenty of seats available. 

    A gay guy walks in and sits right next to the black dude, and orders an Amaretto Stone sour. After a few minutes of awkwardness, the gay dude whispers to the black guy. "Hey big boy, do you want a blow job?"

    The black guy explodes. "You motha fucka!" He beats his ass, drags him across the floor and throws him out of the bar. Sits back down enraged.

    The bar tender, in astonishment, runs over to that side of the bar. "What the hell was that about?!" he yells. "Dude why did you do that to my customer, what did he say to you?"

    Black guy, "man, he offered me a job"

     

     
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 8:15 AM ET #7

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     new_laugh_cry

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     new_laugh_cry

     
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 9:09 AM ET #8

    an_roll_laugh

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    an_roll_laugh

     
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 11:57 AM ET #9

    A person second grader comes home from school.  The person’s father meets him at the corner of the garage.  The 2nd grade person’s father asks him what he learned in school that day.  The person second grader replied I learned I had the biggest penis in the whole 2nd grade.  He continued, Is that because I’m a person Daddy?

    The person 2nd grader’s daddy said no.  It’s because you’re 16 years old!

    Keep at it.
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    A person second grader comes home from school.  The person’s father meets him at the corner of the garage.  The 2nd grade person’s father asks him what he learned in school that day.  The person second grader replied I learned I had the biggest penis in the whole 2nd grade.  He continued, Is that because I’m a person Daddy?

    The person 2nd grader’s daddy said no.  It’s because you’re 16 years old!

     
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 12:32 PM ET #10

    Oh boy....

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    Oh boy....

     
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 12:41 PM ET #11

    Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank:

    A person second grader comes home from school.  The person’s father meets him at the corner of the garage.  The 2nd grade person’s father asks him what he learned in school that day.  The person second grader replied I learned I had the biggest penis in the whole 2nd grade.  He continued, Is that because I’m a person Daddy? The person 2nd grader’s daddy said no.  It’s because you’re 16 years old!

    That's funny, a person 2nd grader who knows who his father is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank:

    A person second grader comes home from school.  The person’s father meets him at the corner of the garage.  The 2nd grade person’s father asks him what he learned in school that day.  The person second grader replied I learned I had the biggest penis in the whole 2nd grade.  He continued, Is that because I’m a person Daddy? The person 2nd grader’s daddy said no.  It’s because you’re 16 years old!

    That's funny, a person 2nd grader who knows who his father is.

     
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    Posted: Feb. 9, 2025 - 1:13 PM ET #12

    I might be the only one on here that follows Hank, so I know what the title originally read. an_roll_laugh

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    I might be the only one on here that follows Hank, so I know what the title originally read. an_roll_laugh

     
     
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