They’re rippin’ into you for the shit you do , while in a Wisconsin garage the ignorance is awash in whiskey and liquor drinkin’ mixed in with cigs and brews ,
Lenny Kozlowski , My paisan , The Big Ragu ,
now that shit I’m slingin’ out my mouth is foul but listen it isn’t true ,
cuz that scoundrel’s Squiggy , and with his history , he's more than pissed with his pouts now this shit’s the proof ……
the incessant hate and the vile attitude ,
dude dresses himself in disgrace with a hat placed on his cabez’ made up of “ riled up and spineless ratty moods “
hey guy you got your tile now where’s your gratitude ?
to the carpet king of central Mary ?
land your ass in the cemetery , daring to talk so carelessly glaring
that jealousy and contempt you wear so well for mister shag rug and linoleum tile ,
as I Vince Lombardi the flow and show my soldier rank and ferocious style , as you stay stank with your cheese playing that weakling geek Gomer Pyle ……
bigred I gotchu bro . I don’t know what the Chinese calendar says but to me 2025 is the year of The Shrimp .
Good luck and Happy New Year .
That’s what that girl that ran that Olympics told me , first professionally when she wanted me to compete , and then later on romantically after I hit the skins , but when I turned her down on both fronts she decided to call me something else .
Cooch smelled like the rolled up old carpet you lean up against the shed as the new carpet is being delivered and installed so I didn’t care that she said that .
for what it’s worth 
Hey you can say what you want about me , cuz I ain’t 40 , but I’m still a man damn it , but you leave shrimp outta this , you hear me ? cuz he ain’t built for this shit , he’s soft and supple , like a Katy Perry boob straight out the bra , but if you need to replace a worn down and out of date carpet then you can call him , you feel me ? otherwise it’s hands off punk , cuz nobody puts bigred in the corner . Now run to me flooring salesman and let me thrust you over my head so that you can dance amongst the stars .
Ya dig ?
even your Deniro impression is spot on . Is there anything you can’t do ? You’re like this forum’s version of Lamar Jackson . Mister Jackson if ya nasty . Ya feel me ?
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