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Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank:
Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan: So so angry, and during the holiday season! I can imagine what it must be like in your house while you are carving the Christmas day turkey ... bigred: "this fucking turkey carves lick a crippled goat" Mrs bigred: "oh honey, it's not a big deal. Try to relax for a change" bigred: "GFYB" Mrs bigred: "why are you always so angry? It's the boys from Covers again, isn't it" bigred: "go on the porch you drunken piece of shit, before I kick your teeth in" Mrs bigred: "honey, you should calm down, and you should also try to keep an honest record on Covers" bigred: "GFYYSB" Mrs bigred: "BTW honey, this morning you told me it was going to be a sunny day. It rained so hard that I got drenched. Even my Mrs Ngata jersey was wet" bigred: "STFU and go clean the stains off the couch" Mrs bigred: "OK honey I will. While I am doing that can you please remind me of the amount of All Pro's the Ravens have with injuries. I think I forgot the last 247 times you told me" bigred: "You are one dumb MF" Mrs bigred: "One last thing, honey ... I forgot to tell you that your boss called earlier, and he said the toilet is clogged and he wants you to go in after dinner and clear all the turds. He also said that it's been 10 months since you have made a sale, and if that doesn't change this week you can expect to be unemployed by New Years. Maybe you can get a job as a weatherman?" bigred: (head explodes) Oh my God!!!! I almost didn’t read this just because it was in Bigred’s thread!!! Too funny!!!
Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan: So so angry, and during the holiday season! I can imagine what it must be like in your house while you are carving the Christmas day turkey ... bigred: "this fucking turkey carves lick a crippled goat" Mrs bigred: "oh honey, it's not a big deal. Try to relax for a change" bigred: "GFYB" Mrs bigred: "why are you always so angry? It's the boys from Covers again, isn't it" bigred: "go on the porch you drunken piece of shit, before I kick your teeth in" Mrs bigred: "honey, you should calm down, and you should also try to keep an honest record on Covers" bigred: "GFYYSB" Mrs bigred: "BTW honey, this morning you told me it was going to be a sunny day. It rained so hard that I got drenched. Even my Mrs Ngata jersey was wet" bigred: "STFU and go clean the stains off the couch" Mrs bigred: "OK honey I will. While I am doing that can you please remind me of the amount of All Pro's the Ravens have with injuries. I think I forgot the last 247 times you told me" bigred: "You are one dumb MF" Mrs bigred: "One last thing, honey ... I forgot to tell you that your boss called earlier, and he said the toilet is clogged and he wants you to go in after dinner and clear all the turds. He also said that it's been 10 months since you have made a sale, and if that doesn't change this week you can expect to be unemployed by New Years. Maybe you can get a job as a weatherman?" bigred: (head explodes) Oh my God!!!! I almost didn’t read this just because it was in Bigred’s thread!!! Too funny!!!
U read all my threads RJ......Trigger is getting ready for the rain...
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I'm thinking our best stradegey (sp) next time out is to grind. 
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