"Old Days" song by Chicago

I remember back in the day, women in dresses and skirts and pantyhose and high heels. Oo la la. A sight to behold. There were time when passion got the better of me and I'd rub one out while driving. I even had one episode where o spewed all over my steering wheel, causing my hand to slip, but no harm, just a mini swerve. Women obvious don't look like that anymore, just fat disgusting pigs, who think there's something wrong with me when they look at me and I just turn my head in utter disgust. It's like why I want to look at you goddamn disgusting bitch???

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Time for you to go

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