I know a guy who received oral sex one night. He thought it was a lady polishing his chrome. Once the deed was done, the “lady” whipped out her/his erect penis.
The guy is worried he’s gay now or at least gay bait.
He’s been really bummed lately. He’s a salesman by trade. He was the third highest selling carpet salesman in his company but since this event, he hasn’t even cracked the top 10.
Any advice for this guy?
Norm macdonald told a joke on conan yrs ago
He says his wife was in a coma, he asked the doc if there is anything they could try. Doc says there is an experimental treatment he has heard of...women in her condition were responding to oral sex. Norm agrees to try it. Doc sends him in the room. Five mins later norman walks out, doc says "how did that go?" Norman says "doc...she started choking!"
Yeh your "buddy" is gay now. (your "buddy" is actually you, correct?)
@Cranky_Hank
It all depends on what happened immediately after the lady whipped out her erect penis.
,,,if I may badger the witness Your Honor:
1. where did you meet this lady?
2. where was the chrome polishing act performed?
3. did you close your eyes once oral contact was made on your chrome, or were your eyes open the entire polishing?
4. what did you do once the erect penis came out?
5. Although not exactly relevant to this case Your Honor, but what was her name, do you have her phone number, how big was her penis fully erect, and can I meet her tonight?
I know this Might sound Nuts , and this could be Trivial
But this is Like Roundabout something that Scummy punk Shrimp would Do
On the Regular ,
And Hell it’s hard to Stomach
How someone who Sells Carpet doesn’t Gnarl and Munch it
What’s Up Bitch ?
This Sounds Creepy
and a little too Crazy Yep
I mean I expected it from Big Red but not the Crustacean check
Mic one Two
Is this Thing On ?
Liquid Sprinkles from the Tip Glistening on a Prawn
This is the Song ?
If So , it’s Over ,
And I gotta Go
as I get back to the MindMeld
Not that There’s Anything Wrong with That , ahem ——> Seinfeld
sounds like MrWhatsItToYa wants to recreate the story from the OP, he had to come back and repost BWS comment 
You take your bromance somewhere else Brokeback, we don't need to read you trying to make a love connection. Take it to private messages. 
You jealous?
Established in 1995,
........he should also subscribe to the monte sports and sex toys newsletter, kill 2 birds with one stone, make money gambling and buy products for his perverse lifestyle,,,,,,
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