Number 1 rule in the food and beverage industry... Always tip your server!

No, I don't mean the token $1 tip that you entitled twat trolls think is somehow generous. 

Bad tippers are never forgotten by servers and I can guarantee you that repeat offenders will very likely have foreign substances added to their food or drink.  

There's no way you can claim to detect a piece of snot in your clam chowder soup.  If you stiff the cocktail waitress in the casino, they might accidentally on purpose sneeze into it your beer.  I've known of pizza delivery drivers who would whip out their Johnson and add some extra "zest" to your combination pizza.  

Just educating you ignorant masses like I've done since 2006 

Who you educating again with your constant drivel?

You sound like a space x project or one of them rap guys girlfriends or something

Of course you do, you request him every shift he works.