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@Miracling2

 My rookie write up confused

 

I brought color to a black and white tie event....

 

Your condition is blasphemy and is rejected....

 

If you are speaking of bigred who did the newsletter this week then you have your fools mixed up....

 

I extended an olive and a branch and you mixed your drink with it....shameful...enjoy your bark and rusty water blinky

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@ABooksNightmare

 

 Oh here he comes again, mad quick, 7 strand hair diminish soon. Lol.

Just busting your balls angry man.

you did great with Ws and salute to all the guys who dig time and effort. Great work obviously.

except cornholio. Lol

salute an_worship peace_5

i cant do those kind of write ups in each and every team and translates it with wins.

Thats a lot of work and intellect.

so i salute to ya all.

Except cornholio lousy performance.

im running now before your hair fall out. Wahahaha.  chow. peace_5

 

 
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@Miracling2

 O MirrorRackCling u bees sew likes howd duz da kidds uf 2day says, 

men tally challinged

win it are four awl do end 

u no watt eye means

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Posted: #29

Quote Originally Posted by Miracling2:

 

Phck all of ya! Especially cornholio.

You've been rehired.

I believe you understand the assignment peace_5

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Quote Originally Posted by Miracling2:

Thats a lot of work and intellect.

so i salute to ya all.

Except cornholio lousy performance.

Now I am making you the Chief Editing Officer of the Newsletter.

Congratulations, son. Please don't let me down peace_5

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Posted: #31

an_roll_laughan_roll_laugh

At least I get get boxed for using these here  

 

an_roll_laughan_roll_laugh

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Quote Originally Posted by Hugh_Jorgan:

Quote Originally Posted by Miracling2: Thats a lot of work and intellect. so i salute to ya all. Except cornholio lousy performance. Now I am making you the Chief Editing Officer of the Newsletter. Congratulations, son. Please don't let me down

GFYM    liean_worship

Miracle Whip  Trigger likes pipe in  Uranus......

Trigger Phuck off Beach Boy....reallyhappythejester

U and Miracle Whip....

Miracle Whip write next weeks newsletter...an_roll_laugh

Some serious new_poop

 
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Quote Originally Posted by wmi799:

@Miracling2  O MirrorRackCling u bees sew likes howd duz da kidds uf 2day says,  men tally challinged win it are four awl do end  u no watt eye means

ck covers help....peace_5

 
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Posted: #34

Dickerson and Adrian Peterson were just on Amazon Prime.

I forgot what a beast Eric Dickerson was!

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Posted: #35

Well the Vikings D didn’t show up on the first drive! Let’s see if the Vikings O can carry the load 

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Posted: #36

If the Vikings D continue to decides to play ballerina, we going to have all sort of personal best and NFL records tonight at this pace!

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Posted: #37

2 timeouts in the 1st an_roll_laughRams HC is doing him!! Fuck em picks and time outs!! an_roll_laugh

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2 funny or stupid penalties and an escape sack by the Vikings for a 14-14 ball game! Didn’t know stafford wants this game that bad, last I remember he wasn’t this Mahomeish an_roll_laugh

at least the Vikings D took their ballet shoes off that drive an_roll_laugh

 

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Posted: #39

Rams D gets the first stop an_roll_laughlet’s see how this drive goes 

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Posted: #40

@Taipei-Tony

Tony, what do you think about post #32?

This guy bigred is very angry with a vulgar mouth peace_5

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surprised

 
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Strong use of Emoji!! Brilliant use of emoji an_roll_laugh

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Well the flags are about even now!! an_roll_laughGuess the scoring was too much for the NFL, and they can’t allow personal best and NFL records tonight an_wink

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Posted: #44

With that type of field position and the way Aaron jones was running the year decided to get sack for 10 yards then false start for 5 more an_roll_laugh

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Posted: #45

and after that 1st QT we now have two of the greatest D playing an_roll_laugh

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@Taipei-Tony

Your commentary is brilliant.

I think they should replace Chris Collinsworth with you peace_5

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Posted: #47

now we have Patrick Stafford playing QB for the rams an_roll_laugh

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@Hugh_Jorgan

an_roll_laugh

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Posted: #49

another elite defensive stop by the Vikings followed by a perfect punt! 

we should see this as the final score of the first half unless Darnold wants to throw the ball behind his head an_roll_laughan_roll_laugh

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Posted: #50

Vikings 

had 4 drives not going to count this one.

 

First two were TD setup by Aaron’s Jones running the ball.

The third drive he wasn’t in the game and a flad or two was thrown. 

That fourth drive I want to say blame the coach for going for the kill shot on first down when he had his offense in get ready to kill field position.

Their D seem to have thrown their ballet shoes away, now have taken off their skirts.

 

If you ask me the Rams and Patrick Stafford is playing like a team that think they have a strong chance of a deep playoff run not a team with trade rumors, maybe Midget Murray do not score them, they have the inside scope with DK MCL, and the 9ers fall from grace is giving them a much needed injection of hope.

Joke aside, Vikings should have kneeled on 1 st down there and now they are down their best OLine protector. Runs setup the pass, that first 2 drives were so great, the HC wanted to be greater is a joke! But we are all humans after all. I had them -6.5 before the game, but I thought the Rams QB was Matthew Stafford now Patrick MaFord!! This game is pk em now with the Lambs getting the ball after halftime.

Lets hope for a flag or two on the lambs and a some Good Luck! 

Vikings cloverpeace_5an_cheers

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