MAFIOSOS IN A SLUMP!! BEWARE, SORRY GUYS!! I will officially RETIRE from COVERS IF..............

YUCK, 2 back 2 back CODE RED losses and a heartbreaking TOY loss. Those news MLB xtra innings rules are brutal. I am throwing so much of my past winnings on these 2 futures of Boston Celtics now down to +200 and Boston Bruins amazing value +1000. This is the most confident the MAFIOSOS have ever been on futures in any year for any sport. ONE of them MUST win it all or I will retire. Hopefully, they are right on Boston Bruins at 10:1 odds, but 1 of these teams will most def cash this Spring/Summer!!

The Boston Celtics will win the NBA Championship and Boston Bruins will win the Stanley Cup. What a brutal night tho and I def lost my A$$ vs the bookies past 2 nights!! Only winner was the Prop Of Year. The golf lost too. Just a brutal stretch of 3 of 4 big play losers..I am facing it tho, cuz when I hype them with their hot streaks I will face the tomatoes and eggs thrown at me for the losers! BRUTAL DAY!! 1-3, gross!!

@HailFlutie

 So if the Celtics or bruins don’t win their respective championships you’ll never post again? Lol.

@Lewis1218

 No. He won't. This the sixth "If they lose, I will retire" promise. The other five lost. He is still here. 

Sure you will. 

 https://www.covers.com/forum/nfl-betting-21/1000-covers-pizza-party-if-this-loses-103708935

 https://www.covers.com/forum/penalty-box-41/mafioso-goy-or-retire-103725603

 https://www.covers.com/forum/college-basketball-40/fixed-mafioso-play-unload-same-guys-said-boston-bruins-win-cup-103718324

@HailFlutie

This won't be allowed to stand,,,futures that won't be resolved until mid/late June is unacceptable 

If you cannot come thru with the ultimate martingale success coin flip on any random sporting action from today/tonight's card,,,then the official countdown begins (,,,,,,10  )

Bye Bye Douglass....

This is just as honest as you have been about your chronological age correct?

"I def lost my A$$ to the bookies."

He has no money due to his many "I'm all-in" losses, so when he says "I lost my A$$ to the bookies" he means they bent him over and he gave up his ass, literally.

This explains why he loses so often - he's doing it on purpose, because . . .