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    Just random. Why should people need to avoid standing over a covered sewer hole…

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    Miracling2
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    Posted: Sep. 19, 2024 - 11:58 AM ET #1

    Why should people need to avoid standing or walking over a covered sewer hole ? seriously you can avoid that most of the time right why do it?

    i guess most people don’t know the no.1 danger it brings… imagine just stepping on them at the wrong time then you are finish….  You seen it on tv and movies and you still dont believe… 

    You win your first play today clover if you share a sensible answer… 

     

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    Why should people need to avoid standing or walking over a covered sewer hole ? seriously you can avoid that most of the time right why do it?

    i guess most people don’t know the no.1 danger it brings… imagine just stepping on them at the wrong time then you are finish….  You seen it on tv and movies and you still dont believe… 

    You win your first play today clover if you share a sensible answer… 

     

     
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    Posted: Sep. 19, 2024 - 12:02 PM ET #2

    Mucci is that you...an_popcorn

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    Mucci is that you...an_popcorn

     
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    Posted: Sep. 19, 2024 - 12:03 PM ET #3

    To avoid the gimmick, which you could learn from....see the light and let someone help you...

    COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
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    To avoid the gimmick, which you could learn from....see the light and let someone help you...

     
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    Posted: Sep. 19, 2024 - 12:07 PM ET #4

    Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

    Mucchi is that you...
    Nah, it's like dumb playing stupid and both can't figure it out...

     

    Miracling has an if this then that formula though going on in MLB on the worst team in the history of baseball, even the little leagues....not sure he knows how to apply it properly in Excel because he keeps spelling if as "fi", as in fe fi fo fum

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

    Mucchi is that you...
    Nah, it's like dumb playing stupid and both can't figure it out...

     

    Miracling has an if this then that formula though going on in MLB on the worst team in the history of baseball, even the little leagues....not sure he knows how to apply it properly in Excel because he keeps spelling if as "fi", as in fe fi fo fum

     
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    Posted: Sep. 19, 2024 - 12:14 PM ET #5

    No, wrong answers. an_timeout 

     

    Seriously why people don’t know this… mind boggling… or you just tolerate it… you can get injured or worst…. Eject you, like you seen on cartoons, eject you from your jet or car seat somethin like that and you fly high up in the sky… 

     

    i knew it only few people knows the real deal… 

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    No, wrong answers. an_timeout 

     

    Seriously why people don’t know this… mind boggling… or you just tolerate it… you can get injured or worst…. Eject you, like you seen on cartoons, eject you from your jet or car seat somethin like that and you fly high up in the sky… 

     

    i knew it only few people knows the real deal… 

     
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    Posted: Sep. 19, 2024 - 5:20 PM ET #6

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     peace_5

    Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

    Quote Originally Posted by bigred84: Mucchi is that you...Nah, it's like dumb playing stupid and both can't figure it out...   Miracling has an IF this then that formula though going on in MLB on the worst team in the history of baseball, even the little leagues....not sure he knows how to apply it properly in Excel because he keeps spelling if as "fi", as in fe fi fo fum

     

    Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

    IF the Ravens lose Sunday.... I will be taking over on Tuesday afternoon.... Rubber Biscuit will be my assistant coach.... Sac will coach the defense. Wreck will hand out towels in the shower area....

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

    Quote Originally Posted by bigred84: Mucchi is that you...Nah, it's like dumb playing stupid and both can't figure it out...   Miracling has an IF this then that formula though going on in MLB on the worst team in the history of baseball, even the little leagues....not sure he knows how to apply it properly in Excel because he keeps spelling if as "fi", as in fe fi fo fum

     

    Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

    IF the Ravens lose Sunday.... I will be taking over on Tuesday afternoon.... Rubber Biscuit will be my assistant coach.... Sac will coach the defense. Wreck will hand out towels in the shower area....

     

     
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    Posted: Sep. 19, 2024 - 6:04 PM ET #7

    Not in the mood to drop the correct answer to my question as that mlb was phck up.

    on the other hand in wnba, looks like a solid spot today on washington mystics vs indiana. clark and boston will be limited, public all over indiana.

    washington at home. Gunning for 8th seed. In order for that to happen, atlanta should lose and washington should win.

    both games will be played simultaneously thats the beauty, no peek a boo, feel me. 

    washington only. Locked in at ml and -2.

    clover peace_5

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    Not in the mood to drop the correct answer to my question as that mlb was phck up.

    on the other hand in wnba, looks like a solid spot today on washington mystics vs indiana. clark and boston will be limited, public all over indiana.

    washington at home. Gunning for 8th seed. In order for that to happen, atlanta should lose and washington should win.

    both games will be played simultaneously thats the beauty, no peek a boo, feel me. 

    washington only. Locked in at ml and -2.

    clover peace_5

     
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    Posted: Sep. 19, 2024 - 6:18 PM ET #8

    Quote Originally Posted by Miracling2:

    Not in the mood to drop the correct answer to my question as that mlb was phck up. on the other hand in wnba, looks like a solid spot today on washington mystics vs indiana. clark and boston will be limited, public all over indiana. washington at home. Gunning for 8th seed. In order for that to happen, atlanta should lose and washington should win. both games will be played simultaneously thats the beauty, no peek a boo, feel me. washington only. Locked in at ml and -2.

    Btw indiana plays for nothing today. They are already in 6th seed. Whatever happens. They should play it safe sit their superstar. Heist it. moneybag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miracling2:

    Not in the mood to drop the correct answer to my question as that mlb was phck up. on the other hand in wnba, looks like a solid spot today on washington mystics vs indiana. clark and boston will be limited, public all over indiana. washington at home. Gunning for 8th seed. In order for that to happen, atlanta should lose and washington should win. both games will be played simultaneously thats the beauty, no peek a boo, feel me. washington only. Locked in at ml and -2.

    Btw indiana plays for nothing today. They are already in 6th seed. Whatever happens. They should play it safe sit their superstar. Heist it. moneybag

     
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    Posted: Sep. 20, 2024 - 10:37 AM ET #9

    Yesterday in wnba the indiana started hot 18 2 in first q. Wash live Ml and spread was money great payout. F score 91 92 wash prevailed after giving up their lead in 4th q. Two tales of rigatory job lol. Blowing out one another only to end it 91 92. 

    still cant decipher the answer to my question… let me answer that if cubs wins today. 

     

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    Yesterday in wnba the indiana started hot 18 2 in first q. Wash live Ml and spread was money great payout. F score 91 92 wash prevailed after giving up their lead in 4th q. Two tales of rigatory job lol. Blowing out one another only to end it 91 92. 

    still cant decipher the answer to my question… let me answer that if cubs wins today. 

     

     
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    Posted: Sep. 20, 2024 - 6:14 PM ET #10

    “Why should people need to avoid standing or walking over a covered sewer hole ?”

    im lol now lol hahahahahaha mwahahaha

     

    Hear me out

     

    answer: because the ninja turtles might comeout anytime!  an_happydude an_boggienight


    “they are armed and dangerous”

     

    hahahahahahahahahaha nyahahahahaha

    Bwahahahahaha mwahahahahahaha win

    Still laughing hahahaha my joke is superb hahahahahaha yes win

     

     

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    “Why should people need to avoid standing or walking over a covered sewer hole ?”

    im lol now lol hahahahahaha mwahahaha

     

    Hear me out

     

    answer: because the ninja turtles might comeout anytime!  an_happydude an_boggienight


    “they are armed and dangerous”

     

    hahahahahahahahahaha nyahahahahaha

    Bwahahahahaha mwahahahahahaha win

    Still laughing hahahaha my joke is superb hahahahahaha yes win

     

     

     
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    Posted: Sep. 20, 2024 - 6:21 PM ET #11

    What in grizzly fuck is this....serioso, ninja turtles...what make believe land you coming from...did you just get off the tea cup ride and stumble back in here..we need better security up in here....friggen road house Patrick Swayze is slippin...where da fuk is Wadeangry

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    What in grizzly fuck is this....serioso, ninja turtles...what make believe land you coming from...did you just get off the tea cup ride and stumble back in here..we need better security up in here....friggen road house Patrick Swayze is slippin...where da fuk is Wadeangry

     
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    Posted: Sep. 20, 2024 - 6:37 PM ET #12

    Hey man you livin in a cave man

    got news for you

    google it

    What is the ninja turtle home called ?

    the turtle lair or turtle hideout is the general term given in the teenage mutant ninja turtles for the permanent or temporary home, and usually sewer sweet sewer”, of the ninja turtles

    caution an_light avoid the covered sewer hole

     

    hey im still laughing wahahaha  win

    You shock right i got joke ahahaha an_cheers

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    Hey man you livin in a cave man

    got news for you

    google it

    What is the ninja turtle home called ?

    the turtle lair or turtle hideout is the general term given in the teenage mutant ninja turtles for the permanent or temporary home, and usually sewer sweet sewer”, of the ninja turtles

    caution an_light avoid the covered sewer hole

     

    hey im still laughing wahahaha  win

    You shock right i got joke ahahaha an_cheers

     
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    Isn't your "joke" based on the Ninja Turtles being evil and hurting random people? - for a joke to be funny it has to be either absurd or relatable (sometimes both) - yours is neither.

    Don't mention the frogs - we don't want to scare the toddler - we want him to sleep
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    Isn't your "joke" based on the Ninja Turtles being evil and hurting random people? - for a joke to be funny it has to be either absurd or relatable (sometimes both) - yours is neither.

     
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    Posted: Sep. 20, 2024 - 11:58 PM ET #14

    But maybe a D- for effort win- I have seen worse in here thumbs_up

    Don't mention the frogs - we don't want to scare the toddler - we want him to sleep
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    But maybe a D- for effort win- I have seen worse in here thumbs_up

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Isn't your "joke" based on the Ninja Turtles being evil and hurting random people? - for a joke to be funny it has to be either absurd or relatable (sometimes both) - yours is neither.

     

    Lol Nice try, way to streeeeeetch to undermine my joke. 

    have you ever heard of fireman’s pole?

    Same that you don’t stand underneath it. One should avoid it there you go…

    Do i need to explain why? Yes cz im talkin

    to a guy like you lol. But just Google it. an_hammer

    imagine you’re standing over a covered sewer hole and suddenly the ninja turtles need to access it.  because of your stubborness boom!!!  you got ejected and sent you flying up up in the sky ( along with the cover). You’re so unfortunate, along your way up to the peak you encountered a tornado lol boom!!!

    Now you’re rotating, twisting on your way up in an unimaginable speed!!! Like how you twist my joke to look like sht but it made you look dumb lol. See that. Gotchya!  an_dance

    Ok as We continue…..

    Now you’re rotating, twisting on your way up in an unimaginable speed……. 

    and it won’t stop there as we all know, what goes up must…… answer it for me …..  right wow you know!  Must come down an_speechless lol

    now you’re phck again on your way down lol.  Splash!  Il tell that story next time maybe not hmmmnnn….

    Anyway, Evil and hurting people? What are you, threading like a dirty politician keep giving false statement, exag things and deliver it like it is true. 

    dont let me catch you using my joke to get you laid.  an_shake

    Anyway…. Im still laughing at my joke wahahahaha hahahaha nyahahaha

    remember thats an original joke from me. If you heard it in mainstream next time… you should hide calde piece of scam of the earth

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Isn't your "joke" based on the Ninja Turtles being evil and hurting random people? - for a joke to be funny it has to be either absurd or relatable (sometimes both) - yours is neither.

     

    Lol Nice try, way to streeeeeetch to undermine my joke. 

    have you ever heard of fireman’s pole?

    Same that you don’t stand underneath it. One should avoid it there you go…

    Do i need to explain why? Yes cz im talkin

    to a guy like you lol. But just Google it. an_hammer

    imagine you’re standing over a covered sewer hole and suddenly the ninja turtles need to access it.  because of your stubborness boom!!!  you got ejected and sent you flying up up in the sky ( along with the cover). You’re so unfortunate, along your way up to the peak you encountered a tornado lol boom!!!

    Now you’re rotating, twisting on your way up in an unimaginable speed!!! Like how you twist my joke to look like sht but it made you look dumb lol. See that. Gotchya!  an_dance

    Ok as We continue…..

    Now you’re rotating, twisting on your way up in an unimaginable speed……. 

    and it won’t stop there as we all know, what goes up must…… answer it for me …..  right wow you know!  Must come down an_speechless lol

    now you’re phck again on your way down lol.  Splash!  Il tell that story next time maybe not hmmmnnn….

    Anyway, Evil and hurting people? What are you, threading like a dirty politician keep giving false statement, exag things and deliver it like it is true. 

    dont let me catch you using my joke to get you laid.  an_shake

    Anyway…. Im still laughing at my joke wahahahaha hahahaha nyahahaha

    remember thats an original joke from me. If you heard it in mainstream next time… you should hide calde piece of scam of the earth

     

     
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    If you dont like my joke then dont like it. But dont make foolish statement to deceive my audience regarding my joke.

     

    (voice of the rock doing his kiddy voice:) tso tso so… you mean… they are evil and hurting people blah blah blah an_laughGTFO

    dont be bitter and make up things so you look like a genius bcs you didnt thought about my supeeeeeerb joke. win

    you tried calde try harder. And fail harder. If there’s evil motive here that would be your comment. Playing dumb like you dont get it!

    you suddenly want a narrative of

    my joke vs humanitarian reason… oh so ninja is bad blah bah an_shake try harder


    anyway im still laughing at my own joke hahahahahahaha an_happydude very funny ninja turtles wahahahahaaa an_happydude 

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    If you dont like my joke then dont like it. But dont make foolish statement to deceive my audience regarding my joke.

     

    (voice of the rock doing his kiddy voice:) tso tso so… you mean… they are evil and hurting people blah blah blah an_laughGTFO

    dont be bitter and make up things so you look like a genius bcs you didnt thought about my supeeeeeerb joke. win

    you tried calde try harder. And fail harder. If there’s evil motive here that would be your comment. Playing dumb like you dont get it!

    you suddenly want a narrative of

    my joke vs humanitarian reason… oh so ninja is bad blah bah an_shake try harder


    anyway im still laughing at my own joke hahahahahahaha an_happydude very funny ninja turtles wahahahahaaa an_happydude 

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Isn't your "joke" based on the Ninja Turtles being evil and hurting random people? - for a joke to be funny it has to be either absurd or relatable (sometimes both) - yours is neither.

    I still cant with that statement

    Fckn streeeeeeeeeeetch you flying piece of scam! Lol Dont scam people with that an_light

    So You choose when to treat jokes literally ey? GTFO 

    do not maligned my joke an_shake

    anyway im still laughing at my own joke wahahahaha very funny an_happydudewin

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Isn't your "joke" based on the Ninja Turtles being evil and hurting random people? - for a joke to be funny it has to be either absurd or relatable (sometimes both) - yours is neither.

    I still cant with that statement

    Fckn streeeeeeeeeeetch you flying piece of scam! Lol Dont scam people with that an_light

    So You choose when to treat jokes literally ey? GTFO 

    do not maligned my joke an_shake

    anyway im still laughing at my own joke wahahahaha very funny an_happydudewin

     

     
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    Posted: Sep. 21, 2024 - 4:36 AM ET #18

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    But maybe a D- for effort - I have seen worse in here

     

    D for dirty you.

    Let’s hear yo joke an_popcorn

    introduce yourself first, then go on… an_popcorn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    But maybe a D- for effort - I have seen worse in here

     

    D for dirty you.

    Let’s hear yo joke an_popcorn

    introduce yourself first, then go on… an_popcorn

     
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    I got another one before i completely hit the sack… actually three…..

    pls don’t portray it like im making fun of disaster, it is just a joke. Like calde portraying it maliciously. 

     

    Ok

     

    hear me out

    what do you call a big tsunami?

    TsunaBIG.


    how about a medium tsunami, not small not big…

    TsunaMid

     

    how about a tiny tsunami

    Tsunamidget

     

    wahahahahahaha lol an_happydude ahahahaha 

     

     

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    I got another one before i completely hit the sack… actually three…..

    pls don’t portray it like im making fun of disaster, it is just a joke. Like calde portraying it maliciously. 

     

    Ok

     

    hear me out

    what do you call a big tsunami?

    TsunaBIG.


    how about a medium tsunami, not small not big…

    TsunaMid

     

    how about a tiny tsunami

    Tsunamidget

     

    wahahahahahaha lol an_happydude ahahahaha 

     

     

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miracling2:

    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: But maybe a D- for effort - I have seen worse in here   D for dirty you. Let’s hear yo joke  introduce yourself first, then go on…

     

    First of all, no matter how funny a joke I would make right now - I have an idea what you would say about it - and don't hate me because I'm funnier than you - most people are an_praisean_worship

    Don't mention the frogs - we don't want to scare the toddler - we want him to sleep
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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13: But maybe a D- for effort - I have seen worse in here   D for dirty you. Let’s hear yo joke  introduce yourself first, then go on…

     

    First of all, no matter how funny a joke I would make right now - I have an idea what you would say about it - and don't hate me because I'm funnier than you - most people are an_praisean_worship

     
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    @Miracling2

     You need a pet

    to return the attention you crave

    "Got 'em right where I want 'em, surrounded from the inside"
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     You need a pet

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    Posted: Sep. 21, 2024 - 10:25 AM ET #23

    Look they got Triggered! Gen Z shut up pls…

    an_roll_laugh

    One guy just found out bout the ninja turtles. He thought it was a made up thing! Lol. CAUGHT!
      an_razzan_laugh  an_happydude


     

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    Look they got Triggered! Gen Z shut up pls…

    an_roll_laugh

    One guy just found out bout the ninja turtles. He thought it was a made up thing! Lol. CAUGHT!
      an_razzan_laugh  an_happydude


     

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

    he got burned! an_happydudean_cannon

    the guy is a mumbo dumbo jumbo he thought ninja turtles is being evil and will hurt people intentionally. Duh an_timeout

    He took that to heart!  

    He doesn’t know they reside in the sewer and they are not a villain. Lol

    Jumbo dumbo this calde gen z boy. 


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

    he got burned! an_happydudean_cannon

    the guy is a mumbo dumbo jumbo he thought ninja turtles is being evil and will hurt people intentionally. Duh an_timeout

    He took that to heart!  

    He doesn’t know they reside in the sewer and they are not a villain. Lol

    Jumbo dumbo this calde gen z boy. 


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    Quote Originally Posted by Calde13:

    Isn't your "joke" based on the Ninja Turtles being evil and hurting random people? - for a joke to be funny it has to be either absurd or relatable (sometimes both) - yours is neither.

    chill dont took it to heart. It’s a joke. Ninja turtles wont hurt random people ok.

    lol an_razz

    it’s just that you need to avoid the sewer hole because anytime they could be in action. Ok. chill. an_laugh Whatta a Dumbo

    LMAO. Mend your feelings ok the ninja turtles will not hurt anyone just to hurt em. Duh…….. way to portray it that way. Dumbo boy lol an_happydude

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    Isn't your "joke" based on the Ninja Turtles being evil and hurting random people? - for a joke to be funny it has to be either absurd or relatable (sometimes both) - yours is neither.

    chill dont took it to heart. It’s a joke. Ninja turtles wont hurt random people ok.

    lol an_razz

    it’s just that you need to avoid the sewer hole because anytime they could be in action. Ok. chill. an_laugh Whatta a Dumbo

    LMAO. Mend your feelings ok the ninja turtles will not hurt anyone just to hurt em. Duh…….. way to portray it that way. Dumbo boy lol an_happydude

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